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The Art Of Being Creepy

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NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
October 18 2013 05:56 GMT
#1
Right now I'm a college freshman and I'm currently stalking 4 girls I went to high school with on Facebook. Now I am well aware that there is a fine line between being complimentary and being downright creepy. Today I left these four comments on each of the girls pages...

"You're looking lovely today wonderful smile your lips are like precious rose petals"
"The sunlight looks so peaceful surrounding you and kissing your hair"
"Your eyes are so beautiful like oceans in paradise"
"The photo is so over saturated that you resemble an angel bathed in eternal sunshine"

I've come to realize that how a girl responds to a specific comment is largely unpredictable. Usually they will be all like OMG TY ) or THATS SO SWEET OF U but sometimes they will simply block me. At which point I will understand the creepiness threshold has been crossed.

So after a few moments of reflection I decided to delete my messages. Look I'm lonely in college and I thought things would be different from high school but lots of things are still difficult for me. I want to let these girls who all go to different colleges than me know that I appreciate them but I don't want to give them a reason to block me. At least not until Halloween with all the obligatory provocative costumes pictures.



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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
October 18 2013 06:00 GMT
#2
On October 18 2013 14:56 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Now I am well aware that there is a fine line between being complimentary and being downright creepy.


Well, ya learn something new everyday I guess.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Serejai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
6007 Posts
October 18 2013 06:08 GMT
#3
Do you by chance play League of Legends? I know a girl here on TL that would be perfect for you.
I HAVE 5 TOAST POINTS
thezanursic
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
5500 Posts
October 18 2013 06:12 GMT
#4
How many restraining orders have you gotten this far?
http://i45.tinypic.com/9j2cdc.jpg Let it be so!
kjwcj
Profile Joined November 2011
Australia1064 Posts
October 18 2013 06:21 GMT
#5
Apt username.
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babylon
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
8765 Posts
October 18 2013 06:23 GMT
#6
Not as entertaining as SoR. :/
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
October 18 2013 06:42 GMT
#7
On October 18 2013 15:08 Serejai wrote:
Do you by chance play League of Legends? I know a girl here on TL that would be perfect for you.


I'm not ashamed to say that I laffed.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34503 Posts
October 18 2013 06:46 GMT
#8
ahahahaha what
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dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
October 18 2013 06:53 GMT
#9
Should have maybe waited until after halloween to post that. But congratulations you have all of my what.
<3
beesinyoface
Profile Joined May 2012
2450 Posts
October 18 2013 06:56 GMT
#10
What a dumb blog, people need to stop writing shit like this trying to be funny.
aaaaa
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
October 18 2013 06:58 GMT
#11
The only thing worse than how creepy those Facebook comments are is how much their English is off.

"You're looking lovely today wonderful smile your lips are like precious rose petals"

That is clearly missing some punctuation.

"Your eyes are so beautiful like oceans in paradise"

If you remove 'so' it at least reads okay... with 'so' you need to modify the second half of the sentence somehow. I also think it's kind of weird to compare eyes which are very small to oceans.

"The photo is so over saturated that you resemble an angel bathed in eternal sunshine"

What does eternal sunshine look like? Also, don't you think it's a bit rude to imply: "you look like an angel, but only because the photo is over-saturated."
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Serejai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
6007 Posts
October 18 2013 07:01 GMT
#12
this is some next level pua
I HAVE 5 TOAST POINTS
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
October 18 2013 07:03 GMT
#13
if you leave it on their walls, your mutual friends can see that you posted these four comments to these four girls...(possibly showing up on their newsfeed within a few minutes of each other). now they all know that you're a creeper.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
October 18 2013 08:33 GMT
#14
You should combine all those 4 messages into a SUPER CREEPER message:

"The peaceful sunlight kissing your hair makes you resemble an over saturated angel bathing in the beautiful ocean paradise that is your eyes highlighting your wonderful smile and lips that resemble precious rose petals."
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 18 2013 08:44 GMT
#15
The problem is you're using the wrong sense. Those comments only show that you care about their looks. I suggest taking a nice long whiff of them when you see them in person and compliment them by saying 'you smell good'. It'll mean so much more than just a fb comment,
liftlift > tsm
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
October 18 2013 08:49 GMT
#16
"Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?" is the best compliment a woman can receive
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
October 18 2013 09:07 GMT
#17
Usually they will be all like OMG TY ) or THATS SO SWEET OF U but sometimes they will simply block me

this broke me
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Chrispy
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada5878 Posts
October 18 2013 09:14 GMT
#18
Hahahaha. Quality post, creepy guy.
Retvrn to Forvms
FFGenerations
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
7088 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-18 09:27:11
October 18 2013 09:26 GMT
#19
the real problem is when you dont get any sort of response to your comments
then its time to find a new disposable muse
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Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29905 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-18 09:34:54
October 18 2013 09:33 GMT
#20
On October 18 2013 17:49 lichter wrote:
"Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?" is the best compliment a woman can receive

hahaha



This should work too !
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