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Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
November 03 2009 02:00 GMT
#1


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I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
November 03 2009 02:02 GMT
#2
Your title sums it up pretty well.

Shivaz
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1783 Posts
November 03 2009 02:03 GMT
#3
wat
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
November 03 2009 02:05 GMT
#4
Seriously wtf, that is so dangerous...
Oh no
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
November 03 2009 02:05 GMT
#5
spider man
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
nAi.PrOtOsS
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada784 Posts
November 03 2009 02:08 GMT
#6
FAKE!!!!
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
November 03 2009 02:08 GMT
#7
utube thread?
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
hellokitty[hk]
Profile Joined June 2009
United States1309 Posts
November 03 2009 02:08 GMT
#8
Thats crazy shit.
I'd die from fear.
People are imbeciles, lucky thing god made cats.
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
November 03 2009 02:08 GMT
#9
holy shit that's badass
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
November 03 2009 02:09 GMT
#10
On November 03 2009 11:08 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
FAKE!!!!


Yeah it's so not fake.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Osman
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
November 03 2009 02:09 GMT
#11
Holy hell, near the end where he lunges up and grabs tiny little holes ... O_O
citi.zen
Profile Joined April 2009
2509 Posts
November 03 2009 02:12 GMT
#12
Reminded me of an article from the end of the summer, about the guy who pioneered the art of free climbing. He died on July 5, at the age of 52, climbing of course. A bit long so it goes under the spoiler.

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Jul 16th 2009
From The Economist print edition
John Bachar, free-climber, died on July 5th, aged 52

Karl Bralich

THE rocks of the California mountains, in the Joshua Tree National Monument and the Yosemite Valley, rise in polished granite towers from the scrubby floor. For most of the daylight hours, the wildlife of the place—coyotes, ground squirrels, lizards, road-runners—seek rare, small spots of shade. But in recent years knots of people often gathered there to watch an odder creature creeping, by feet and hands alone, across the high sheer face of boulder, buttress or cliff.

John Bachar climbed slowly, like a spider—or, as he preferred to say, a starfish. He seemed to move in slow motion, swinging his legs out in parallel to seek a ledge, pulling to a crouch, raising one graceful arm to grab a hold. Nothing was hurried; all was smooth and unforced. Being southern Californian to the core, there was an air of the surfer about him. He climbed sometimes in skimpy black singlet and white jeans, sometimes in minute running shorts, with his long blond hair dangling as he inched across a layback or relaxed, hanging by his fingertips, for a while. His only equipment, apart from rubber-soled boots, was a bag of chalk slung at the back of his belt, into which he dipped his hands to dry the sweat and improve his grip. He had no ropes, bolts or pitons, and preferably no knowledge of the ascent except what he had gleaned from the ground, telling himself “Dude, there’s some holds here, man.” There was just John Bachar, working out the rock. He could only have been more pure, he said, if he had gone up naked.

Wouldn’t he fall? He seemed to be catching on nothing: propping his boot on a pimple, gripping a “smear” or a hairline crack, freeing both arms from the rock to make a lunge. More than 50 feet up one mistake meant death, and he was often on faces of 200 feet or more. He was, he admitted, terrified of heights. But he had got over it, practising his moves first on boulders from which he could fall five feet onto sand, gradually working higher, until some hundred feet up he could confidently climb with his palms open and relaxed, as calmly as if he was walking to the store. Did he ever dare look down? “Of course. It’s beautiful up there.” Besides, “just looking down isn’t going to kill you.”

To become the world’s best free-climber, as he had set out to be and as, in the 1970s and 1980s, he was, took years of training. At 14 he was a weakling who could do only two pull-ups; at 16, when he made his first free ascent at Joshua Tree, he could do 27. By his mid-20s he had mastered doing pull-ups with one arm, or with 140lb of weights. Tightrope-walking helped his balance. At Camp IV in Yosemite he built his own gym among the trees, in which he and his fellow ponytailed dreamers trained to be “masters of stone”.

The training was also mental. He made himself relax and concentrate until all he saw was the “little circle of rock” ahead of him, and all he was thinking of was the fluidity and perfection of his moves. If he needed a surge of strength, he imagined throwing an electric switch to flood his muscles with power. He pictured his fingers as steel hooks, himself as a dancer. It was better to backtrack, every move elegantly reversed, than to climb in a clumsy or scrappy way.


Working by numbers
Craziness was also necessary. Mr Bachar’s fellow-climbers often thought him mad—mad to free-climb on faces such as the 400-foot New Dimensions in Yosemite, and especially, in 1981, to leave a note at Camp IV offering $10,000 to anyone who could follow him, unroped, for a day. No one tried that challenge. His first safety tip was to give free-climbing up. He never took his own advice. He found it as cool and addictive as “being on another planet”. And it was the only professional sport with no coaches or rule-books, where each climber planned his tactics himself. It was, in his own soft words, the real deal.

Yet his climbing was the reverse of reckless. He was a mathematician and the son of a mathematician, majoring in maths at UCLA until he dropped out to climb rocks. Each venture up a rock face was, for him, an act of analysis. Each boulder problem was mentally broken into sections before he started. Even his mental state he divided into three zones. Zone one, no harm if he fell; zone two, hospital, but he’d survive; zone three, death if he made a mistake.

Unlike mountaineers, he felt no urge to conquer the rock-face. Getting to the top didn’t matter. All that counted was the grace, control and style of how he got there. The rock was his superior and, he felt, should remain as if he had never climbed it. He was horrified to find, when free-climbing in France, that holds had been chiselled in the rock face and stone-like grips glued on. He was offended to come across rusty bolts, or so-called free-climbers setting advance protection for themselves. The effect of all this was to “lower the rock to your level”, removing its capacity to challenge and surprise.

By the same token, if he escaped after making a mistake, the rock had merely let him get away with it. He got away many times; a bruised back was the worst injury he suffered until, on July 5th, he fell from Dike Wall in the eastern Sierra. He must have made some move that was ugly, clumsy or distracted. If he had kept the climb focused and beautiful, he could not possibly have died.
Aut viam inveniam, aut faciam.
Tenryu
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States565 Posts
November 03 2009 02:12 GMT
#13
Holy fuck that dudes a badass
http://myanimelist.net/profile/Understar
3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
November 03 2009 02:15 GMT
#14
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dang he died in 1998
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
November 03 2009 02:15 GMT
#15
Oh...snap...
this is my quote.
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
November 03 2009 02:16 GMT
#16
holy fuck
beep boop
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
November 03 2009 02:19 GMT
#17
That's quite purty.

Jealous now.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24690 Posts
November 03 2009 02:20 GMT
#18
Imagine if you are chasing someone on foot and they are like 5 seconds ahead of you and they get to the base of a cliff and then start climbing it like that. All you can do is stare up at them in awe lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
November 03 2009 02:23 GMT
#19
On November 03 2009 11:20 micronesia wrote:
Imagine if you are chasing someone on foot and they are like 5 seconds ahead of you and they get to the base of a cliff and then start climbing it like that. All you can do is stare up at them in awe lol


I usually hate the use of this meme, but cops would be like ....FUUUUUU
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
November 03 2009 02:27 GMT
#20
That was sick as fuck but I'm sure he's practiced it a few times before hand. Which still doesn't belittle how awesome it was.
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