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Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
May 13 2009 10:32 GMT
#1
Ok, im pissed. i got up at 12am last night thinking, HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT BANG. and the sound of a car speeding off.

It was a bag of flour, thrown at my car. they had also thrown some kinda panini thing at my back window, with a load of other food, but i only noticed that this morning.

It took 2 car washes' to clean my car.
it made me late for work, pissed off my boss.
i havnt even started 2 clean the back of my house yet, as im still at work. im hoping mice or rats dont come, as thats how to attract em around where i live.

i think i know who it was, a cousin of a friend that was at my place like a week ago with him, and a few of his buddies. now, im thinkin of jus goin to his place (as i know where it is) and beating him a bit, cos doing the same to him would be jus adding fuel to the fire imho.

What do u think i should do?
let it slide? (nah)
vengance through violence?
vengance through a counter-practical joke.

**
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
kemoryan
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Spain1506 Posts
May 13 2009 10:37 GMT
#2
What makes you think it was him?
Freedom is a stranger
mcJ
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark322 Posts
May 13 2009 10:39 GMT
#3
counter joke him, if you know its him
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
May 13 2009 10:42 GMT
#4
Make sure its him first so this doesn't turn into an epic fail
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
May 13 2009 10:43 GMT
#5
for the short amount of time i was chatting to him, he seemed like the kinda guy who would, plus i live in a small village, no one really knows me around here, 1 week after my buddy comes over with that cock stain, bam.
its just too much of a coincidence

if i counter joke him, he'l just counter back though. right?
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
May 13 2009 10:51 GMT
#6
You need to make sure it's him, maybe confront him about it. Don't just go on assumptions.

And if it's him, you can either counter prank him or if he pissed you that bad go to the police.
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
stroggos
Profile Joined February 2009
New Zealand1543 Posts
May 13 2009 10:58 GMT
#7
i think you should repetitively hit his temple with an iron pipe, then chuck him through a glass window.
hi
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
May 13 2009 11:01 GMT
#8
LOOL
extreme stroggos

go 2 the police eh?
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
May 13 2009 11:29 GMT
#9
dig a moat around his house. Break his water pipes to fill it. Put in an alligator.
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
May 13 2009 11:43 GMT
#10
I'd let it slide.

If he did it again, I'd set him on fire
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
May 13 2009 13:04 GMT
#11
On May 13 2009 20:29 Railxp wrote:
dig a moat around his house. Break his water pipes to fill it. Put in an alligator.

Hi.
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
May 13 2009 13:37 GMT
#12
I suggest buying a car battery and some wire, then make your cousin confess!
Gray[FH
Profile Joined January 2009
152 Posts
May 15 2009 05:22 GMT
#13
set up some spider mines by his front door and wait...
<3
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
May 15 2009 06:02 GMT
#14
4pool him.
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
May 15 2009 06:35 GMT
#15
take salt and draw a giant penis on his lawn.
yes.
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
May 21 2009 09:20 GMT
#16
On May 13 2009 20:29 Railxp wrote:
dig a moat around his house. Break his water pipes to fill it. Put in an alligator.


rofl
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
May 21 2009 16:54 GMT
#17
Go with your iraish buddies and throw some molotovs at his car.
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