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Lightwip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5497 Posts
July 31 2011 20:46 GMT
#1
Behold, the future of TL!

[image loading]


+ Show Spoiler [An explanation] +
So some of you may remember this thread posted yesterday by _romantic, basically in which he accused me of having an alt account. Essentially, I went along with it, admitting that I had an evil plan with these alt accounts. Unfortunately, while I spent the time to make a preview of what is to come, the thread was locked. However, since I spent a lot of time making it, I might as well post it.


****
If you are not Bisu, chances are I hate you.
XXGeneration
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States625 Posts
July 31 2011 20:48 GMT
#2
this is when hell freezes over D:

JD ftw
"I was so surprised when I first played StarCraft 2. I couldn't believe that such an easy game exists... I guess the best way to attract people these days is to make things easy and simple." -Midas
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
July 31 2011 20:51 GMT
#3
No it's all about

Lim Yo Hwan forever!
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
July 31 2011 20:51 GMT
#4
Hahahah Lightwip.

5/5'd.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
blubbdavid
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Switzerland2412 Posts
July 31 2011 20:52 GMT
#5
Wtf "Stork betrays Zerg and joins Bisu"

meh, wouldn't mind posters of Bisu hanging everywhere.
What do you desire? Money? Glory? Power? Revenge? Or something that surpasses all other? Whatever you desire - that is here. Tower of God ¦¦Nutella, drink of the Gods
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
July 31 2011 20:54 GMT
#6
<3 <3 <3

But where's the news update about Korea's severe baby-shortage, because no Korean girls want to concieve with anyone but Bisu. Unrealistic without that, seriously.
BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
July 31 2011 20:55 GMT
#7
Nice. =P

'Anti-Bisu Heretics to be Sentenced' haha.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
ondik
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Czech Republic2908 Posts
July 31 2011 20:55 GMT
#8
Bisuxual, reporting in!
Bisu. The one and only. // Save the cheerreaver, save the world (of SC2)
wooozy
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3813 Posts
July 31 2011 20:57 GMT
#9
i wouldn't mind this future
Horst
Profile Joined November 2010
338 Posts
July 31 2011 21:00 GMT
#10
On August 01 2011 05:54 bITt.mAN wrote:
<3 <3 <3

But where's the news update about Korea's severe baby-shortage, because no Korean girls want to concieve with anyone but Bisu. Unrealistic without that, seriously.


That makes little sense, as obviously Bisu would have no difficulty impregnating entire nations in the span of an afternoon or two.
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
July 31 2011 21:04 GMT
#11
On August 01 2011 05:55 ondik wrote:
Bisuxual, reporting in!


Roflmao.

But Stork is the true king of Aiur...
a176
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada6688 Posts
July 31 2011 21:10 GMT
#12
this would be funnier if jangbi joke
starleague forever
Lightwip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5497 Posts
July 31 2011 21:15 GMT
#13
On August 01 2011 06:10 a176 wrote:
this would be funnier if jangbi joke

That wouldn't make sense though, Jangbi is not nearly as good of a P as Bisu.
If you are not Bisu, chances are I hate you.
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10253 Posts
July 31 2011 21:25 GMT
#14
LOLOLOL!!! FlaSh goes into hiding. Terran is illegal???

*start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...*

FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.*
Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers.
Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.*

Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun*

FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *Movie ends*
Writer#1 KT and FlaSh Fanboy || Woo Jung Ho Never Forget || Teamliquid Political Decision Desk
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Lucumo
Profile Joined January 2010
6850 Posts
July 31 2011 21:30 GMT
#15
I approve of the Terran executions
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
July 31 2011 21:32 GMT
#16
Bisupedia nice :D
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Lightwip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5497 Posts
July 31 2011 21:42 GMT
#17
On August 01 2011 06:25 FlaShFTW wrote:
LOLOLOL!!! FlaSh goes into hiding. Terran is illegal???

*start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...*

FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.*
Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers.
Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.*

Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun*

FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *Movie ends*

However, the credits quickly cut off, for the movie ending was a fake. Bisu quickly dematerializes, to reveal that what Flash thought was Bisu was merely a hallucination. Suddenly, a voice calls out.
Voice: You fool, have you forgotten who I am? You cannot fight what you cannot see! You may think that you have defeated my apprentice Stork, but you fail to realize that he did what he had to do: leave you powerless!
Suddenly, 4 arbiters fly in from the four corners, and momentarily a massive force of Dragoons, Zealots, Templar, and Observers appears. Flash's army, now devoid of tanks, quickly falls to the invisible army. Flash quickly finds himself at the mercy of the Protoss army.
Voice: I could kill you now, but I know you are no threat to me anymore. You shall now suffer a fate worse than death! Be consumed by eternal darkness!

A portal opens up, and Flash is sucked into an inescapable abyss: the world of Starcraft 2. A magical spell also prevents Flash from being able to build or control workers.
If you are not Bisu, chances are I hate you.
Ikonn
Profile Joined October 2009
Netherlands1958 Posts
July 31 2011 21:51 GMT
#18
I believed it until I read the first entry under Featured News
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
July 31 2011 21:51 GMT
#19
On August 01 2011 06:25 FlaShFTW wrote:
LOLOLOL!!! FlaSh goes into hiding. Terran is illegal???

*start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...*

FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.*
Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers.
Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.*

Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun*

FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *Movie ends*


Flash doesn't use hold position on his goliaths, otherwise I'd watch it! ^^
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
a176
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada6688 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-31 23:01:26
July 31 2011 22:01 GMT
#20
On August 01 2011 06:15 Lightwip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 01 2011 06:10 a176 wrote:
this would be funnier if jangbi joke

That wouldn't make sense though, Jangbi is not nearly as good of a P as Bisu.

starleague forever
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