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Robinsa
Profile Joined May 2009
Japan1333 Posts
June 03 2011 10:53 GMT
#161
The clippy gave me a smile. Thank you.
4649!!
KingVietKong
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States170 Posts
June 03 2011 14:38 GMT
#162
On June 03 2011 11:31 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2011 10:35 Schmeebus wrote:
Dont know why everyone is giving him props. Jolt stole this from the April Fools Day Joke from the Blizzard website, and didnt even credit them.

-1/10.


Someone said Blizz had done something similar, but I haven't seen it yet


http://us.battle.net/wow/en/game/dungeon-helper/

Honestly the idea itself isn't what makes it, but the jokes inside, so not sure what Schmeebus was schmeebed about.
Schmeebus
Profile Joined June 2011
5 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-03 16:14:58
June 03 2011 16:13 GMT
#163
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/game/dungeon-helper/

Honestly the idea itself isn't what makes it, but the jokes inside, so not sure what Schmeebus was schmeebed about.


Because everyone is praising him for said idea, not so much the 'jokes' and content.

Hate people who steal credit off others. No shame.

PLUS, he states that the idea was his own and gave no due credit to Blizzard. FAIL
MoreSore
Profile Joined April 2011
Ireland73 Posts
June 03 2011 16:58 GMT
#164
awesome post
"More Loss, More Skill" WhiteRa
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-03 17:09:37
June 03 2011 17:08 GMT
#165
On June 04 2011 01:13 Schmeebus wrote:
Show nested quote +
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/game/dungeon-helper/

Honestly the idea itself isn't what makes it, but the jokes inside, so not sure what Schmeebus was schmeebed about.


Because everyone is praising him for said idea, not so much the 'jokes' and content.

Hate people who steal credit off others. No shame.

PLUS, he states that the idea was his own and gave no due credit to Blizzard. FAIL

There's no evidence to suggest that SirJolt is lying or being disingenuous. From Independent Invention as a Defense to Patent Infringement:
Researchers frequently converge on the same idea at roughly the same time. Famous examples include the light bulb (Edison and Swann), telephone (Bell and Gray), integrated circuit (Kilby and Noyce), calculus (Newton and Leibniz), periodic table (Mendeleyev and Meyer), telegraph (Morse, Henry, Cooke and Wheatstone), telescope (Hans Lippershey, Drebbel, Fontana, Jansen, Metius and Galileo – each claiming they invented it in 1608 or 1609), and certain facets of the theory of relativity (Einstein and Poincaré). Some historians and philosophers of science believe convergence is the rule rather than the exception


Being the first to come up with something doesn't invalidate someone else's later, independent creation.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Schmeebus
Profile Joined June 2011
5 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-03 17:18:37
June 03 2011 17:17 GMT
#166
On June 04 2011 02:08 BroOd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2011 01:13 Schmeebus wrote:
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/game/dungeon-helper/

Honestly the idea itself isn't what makes it, but the jokes inside, so not sure what Schmeebus was schmeebed about.


Because everyone is praising him for said idea, not so much the 'jokes' and content.

Hate people who steal credit off others. No shame.

PLUS, he states that the idea was his own and gave no due credit to Blizzard. FAIL

There's no evidence to suggest that SirJolt is lying or being disingenuous. From Independent Invention as a Defense to Patent Infringement:
Show nested quote +
Researchers frequently converge on the same idea at roughly the same time. Famous examples include the light bulb (Edison and Swann), telephone (Bell and Gray), integrated circuit (Kilby and Noyce), calculus (Newton and Leibniz), periodic table (Mendeleyev and Meyer), telegraph (Morse, Henry, Cooke and Wheatstone), telescope (Hans Lippershey, Drebbel, Fontana, Jansen, Metius and Galileo – each claiming they invented it in 1608 or 1609), and certain facets of the theory of relativity (Einstein and Poincaré). Some historians and philosophers of science believe convergence is the rule rather than the exception


Being the first to come up with something doesn't invalidate someone else's later, independent creation.



You're kidding right? His original post suggest that the whole framework for his idea came to him on his own surmise and whims, when it's clearly documented and originated elsewhere, 2 MONTHS before this did. Had it been a tribute to Blizzard's ORIGINAL WORK, it would of been different. Again, SirJolt pays no dues where credit is due. Shame.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
June 03 2011 17:24 GMT
#167
On June 04 2011 02:17 Schmeebus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2011 02:08 BroOd wrote:
On June 04 2011 01:13 Schmeebus wrote:
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/game/dungeon-helper/

Honestly the idea itself isn't what makes it, but the jokes inside, so not sure what Schmeebus was schmeebed about.


Because everyone is praising him for said idea, not so much the 'jokes' and content.

Hate people who steal credit off others. No shame.

PLUS, he states that the idea was his own and gave no due credit to Blizzard. FAIL

There's no evidence to suggest that SirJolt is lying or being disingenuous. From Independent Invention as a Defense to Patent Infringement:
Researchers frequently converge on the same idea at roughly the same time. Famous examples include the light bulb (Edison and Swann), telephone (Bell and Gray), integrated circuit (Kilby and Noyce), calculus (Newton and Leibniz), periodic table (Mendeleyev and Meyer), telegraph (Morse, Henry, Cooke and Wheatstone), telescope (Hans Lippershey, Drebbel, Fontana, Jansen, Metius and Galileo – each claiming they invented it in 1608 or 1609), and certain facets of the theory of relativity (Einstein and Poincaré). Some historians and philosophers of science believe convergence is the rule rather than the exception


Being the first to come up with something doesn't invalidate someone else's later, independent creation.



You're kidding right? His original post suggest that the whole framework for his idea came to him on his own surmise and whims, when it's clearly documented and originated elsewhere, 2 MONTHS before this did. Had it been a tribute to Blizzard's ORIGINAL WORK, it would of been different. Again, SirJolt pays no dues where credit is due. Shame.

What do you mean "you're kidding"? You really can't conceive of the possibility that two people independently came up with the same joke? The fact that it's been up on Blizzard's site doesn't mean that SirJolt saw it there, you're just assuming he did, and that's not really fair.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-03 17:29:03
June 03 2011 17:28 GMT
#168
On June 03 2011 05:43 nEAnS wrote:
lol i love the idea; but if you are seriously doing this I would suggest moving it away from the bottom right corner... too much obstruction of the command bar. Maybe right above it?

This is by far the best post in this thread.

I think there needs to be some kind of turtle inspired assistant. For the kind of player who thinks. 'Quick I might be getting cheesed, I'll build a forge on 7 food and 100 cannons and then move out when I'm maxed on 1 base carriers.'
Schmeebus
Profile Joined June 2011
5 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-03 17:32:41
June 03 2011 17:31 GMT
#169
On June 04 2011 02:24 BroOd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2011 02:17 Schmeebus wrote:
On June 04 2011 02:08 BroOd wrote:
On June 04 2011 01:13 Schmeebus wrote:
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/game/dungeon-helper/

Honestly the idea itself isn't what makes it, but the jokes inside, so not sure what Schmeebus was schmeebed about.


Because everyone is praising him for said idea, not so much the 'jokes' and content.

Hate people who steal credit off others. No shame.

PLUS, he states that the idea was his own and gave no due credit to Blizzard. FAIL

There's no evidence to suggest that SirJolt is lying or being disingenuous. From Independent Invention as a Defense to Patent Infringement:
Researchers frequently converge on the same idea at roughly the same time. Famous examples include the light bulb (Edison and Swann), telephone (Bell and Gray), integrated circuit (Kilby and Noyce), calculus (Newton and Leibniz), periodic table (Mendeleyev and Meyer), telegraph (Morse, Henry, Cooke and Wheatstone), telescope (Hans Lippershey, Drebbel, Fontana, Jansen, Metius and Galileo – each claiming they invented it in 1608 or 1609), and certain facets of the theory of relativity (Einstein and Poincaré). Some historians and philosophers of science believe convergence is the rule rather than the exception


Being the first to come up with something doesn't invalidate someone else's later, independent creation.



You're kidding right? His original post suggest that the whole framework for his idea came to him on his own surmise and whims, when it's clearly documented and originated elsewhere, 2 MONTHS before this did. Had it been a tribute to Blizzard's ORIGINAL WORK, it would of been different. Again, SirJolt pays no dues where credit is due. Shame.

What do you mean "you're kidding"? You really can't conceive of the possibility that two people independently came up with the same joke? The fact that it's been up on Blizzard's site doesn't mean that SirJolt saw it there, you're just assuming he did, and that's not really fair.


Not fair? It's clearly a stolen idea. To say it's not is flat out blatant stupidity and ignorant. Jesus.

EDIT: Owned Brood; he just admitted it to me in a PM lol you fail baddie scrub face.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4015 Posts
June 03 2011 17:37 GMT
#170
Schmeebus caught me guys.

What's happened here is that I definitely saw something Blizzard did, then tried to pass it off as my own and just hoped that people on TL don't really keep up with Blizzard news. It had seemed like such a good plan too.

Here is the transcript of the PMs between Schmeebus and I:

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Moderator@SirJolt
Schmeebus
Profile Joined June 2011
5 Posts
June 03 2011 17:39 GMT
#171
Love putting little dicks in their place; right back up your own ass

User was banned for this post.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
June 03 2011 17:42 GMT
#172
I think it's fair to say that your grasp of logic is about as tenuous as the one you have on sarcasm or correct semi-colon usage. It's been a pleasure, net detective.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6566 Posts
June 03 2011 18:13 GMT
#173
Ah he hides his country on TL so we can't tell right off the bat he doesn't understand sarcasm
get rich or die mining
TL+ Member
oDieN[Siege]
Profile Joined November 2009
United States2905 Posts
June 03 2011 18:25 GMT
#174
Haha, this is amazing stuff. :D
Keep 'em coming.
말크 : ^_^~ NeO)GabuAt, vGODieN
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4015 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-03 18:44:39
June 03 2011 18:35 GMT
#175
On June 04 2011 02:39 Schmeebus wrote:
Love putting little dicks in their place; right back up your own ass

User was banned for this post.



My only regret is that it seems I PMed this image after he was banned

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Moderator@SirJolt
nbMifu
Profile Joined January 2010
Brazil170 Posts
June 03 2011 18:56 GMT
#176
On June 04 2011 03:35 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2011 02:39 Schmeebus wrote:
Love putting little dicks in their place; right back up your own ass

User was banned for this post.



My only regret is that it seems I PMed this image after he was banned

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SirJolt, $h1t is going meta!
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle - Plato
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
June 03 2011 19:01 GMT
#177
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Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
Mithriel
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands2969 Posts
June 03 2011 19:02 GMT
#178
haha this thread is so funny!! I like warcraft 3 one and the tastosis one the most

Keep up the good blogging!
There is no shame in defeat so long as the spirit is unconquered. | Cheering for Maru, Innovation and MMA!
Knightlax
Profile Joined July 2010
United States150 Posts
June 03 2011 19:02 GMT
#179
On June 04 2011 03:35 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2011 02:39 Schmeebus wrote:
Love putting little dicks in their place; right back up your own ass

User was banned for this post.



My only regret is that it seems I PMed this image after he was banned

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[image loading]


Wait, does this mean we are getting a TL Assistant Application soon? Is this in beta or something?
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4015 Posts
June 03 2011 21:34 GMT
#180
On June 04 2011 04:02 Knightlax wrote:
Wait, does this mean we are getting a TL Assistant Application soon? Is this in beta or something?


Despite my numerous, fevered PMs to the mod staff, I fear there are no plans to implement it

If by, "in beta" you mean "Does SirJolt sometimes shout at his monitor in the hopes that other TL users might be able to hear him and change their posting habits accordingly," then I can tell you this:

The beta program is going strong, and we are on target for a shoutier release by winter 2011


If you would like to provide feedback or participate in the beta, PM me and I'll do my best to advise you directly.
Moderator@SirJolt
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