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d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
November 08 2009 23:31 GMT
#21
Have a pleasant conversation, when you're about to go, ask her for her number so you two can hang out sometime.
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Always
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States376 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-08 23:37:22
November 08 2009 23:31 GMT
#22
On November 09 2009 07:34 Kyuukyuu wrote:
Everyone deserves their privacy - that's why you asked your ex what the girl's name was then stalked her on FB then got people to give you her schedule eh?

I propose that you talk to her. It sounds crazy but it just might work


Jeez Kyuukyuu-- that's kind of critical. I go to the same uni as her. I don't know if her page is completely open to the public, but it's likely she lets people who are in the same social network as her view her profile. I am part of my uni's social network, and I have access to her page. It's not like I used my ex's Facebook account to visit her page or something.

My friend randomly mentioned her schedule after she noticed that the girl had taken an extra shift. I didn't pester her for this girl's schedule.

Don't be a jerk-- if you have nothing nice to say in my blog, then you don't have to say anything at all.

---

And for everyone else-- thanks for all the suggestions so far. Constructive input is nice to read.
"Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error." - Linus Pauling
Atom Cannister
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Germany380 Posts
November 08 2009 23:37 GMT
#23
I <3 Kwark.
...
aiyeeta
Profile Joined June 2007
United States199 Posts
November 08 2009 23:41 GMT
#24
Well, let's say that Protoss is the most common race for foreigners...

You can't go forge first and fast expand with a girl like this, you'll just come off as defensive.

Don't forget to scout. You have to check and see how the mood is going to see if you can pull off the ultimate of strategies: The Stove. If her build will let you go for it, you totally should.

Keep trying to keep her off guard with zealots, not any long drawn out conversations, but just walk into her base with your zealots and say "what's up" to her worker units with a good high five.

This is where you try to get into a deeper conversation with your scouts, get to know the finer points of her build. Use your best timing, this will let you know if she's open for the next part: The DT.

Hopefully by this point you've made a good impression with your super-gosu build. Best thing to do? Send out your message and see if she wants to go out for dinner sometime. How do you do this? Ezpz, send out your secret message in style: DTz. Dark Templar are the best way to get your point across. First she'll be like "What the crap is happening?" and then she'll be like "Oh, DTs, that's pretty sexy"

Now everything is falling into place. She doesn't know what to expect out of you anymore and she's feeling pretty good about it. She thinks your mysterious, cunning, and a baller. You can't let her down now with zealots and dragoons... no... That would be like watching a progame cast without hearing "GEE GEEEEEEE!!!!" What're you going to do? You're going to bring in the arbiters...

At this point, you're on ez mode and taking her out left and right. Just don't forget to wear a condom after recall finishes because you don't want to deploy a whole army in her base just yet...

Got it?
"...And that was the first time I got crabs"
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
November 08 2009 23:51 GMT
#25
time is a limited resource, fuck all the bullshit beating around the bush and just tell her you're romantically interested in her and ask her out to tea/picnic or someshit.
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
StalkerSC
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada378 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-09 00:01:29
November 08 2009 23:56 GMT
#26
First, you need to tell us your background so we can help.. Info on if you have STIs would very much help.. I think you should find some good pick up lines like "Nice legs when do they open?" or "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz I can see myself in your pants." would very much improve your odds.. GL HF

Edit: And don't forget "If your good at Starcraft, your good at life" - Artosis
IIf your good at Starcraft, Your good at life. - Artosis
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
November 09 2009 00:03 GMT
#27
On November 09 2009 08:31 Always wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2009 07:34 Kyuukyuu wrote:
Everyone deserves their privacy - that's why you asked your ex what the girl's name was then stalked her on FB then got people to give you her schedule eh?

I propose that you talk to her. It sounds crazy but it just might work


Jeez Kyuukyuu-- that's kind of critical. I go to the same uni as her. I don't know if her page is completely open to the public, but it's likely she lets people who are in the same social network as her view her profile. I am part of my uni's social network, and I have access to her page. It's not like I used my ex's Facebook account to visit her page or something.

My friend randomly mentioned her schedule after she noticed that the girl had taken an extra shift. I didn't pester her for this girl's schedule.

Don't be a jerk-- if you have nothing nice to say in my blog, then you don't have to say anything at all.

---

And for everyone else-- thanks for all the suggestions so far. Constructive input is nice to read.


The way you posted it (essentially "i didn't get her name so i asked my ex so that i could check her out online") just sounds creeper-like, so your follow-up about privacy amused me. Is it the norm for people to look others up on FB before ever talking to them nowadays?

And I really did give advice - it's the only advice you could possibly get anyway, considering you haven't talked to her at all yet. If you're social and have no problems with starting conversations then hey start a conversation

i kinda realized this post really has no point
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
November 09 2009 00:07 GMT
#28
Talk to her by her full name. Ask her what degree she graduated with. Any other slightly creepy questions garnered from stalking her are key.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2750 Posts
November 09 2009 00:12 GMT
#29
she prolly has a boyfriend, typical way of ending
Mobius
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1268 Posts
November 09 2009 01:11 GMT
#30
Well dont stalk her on facebook thats fuckin creepy man.
Just like order coffee everyday and stare at her everytime you order.
She'll get the hint.
Entusman #51
IdrA
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States11541 Posts
November 09 2009 01:17 GMT
#31
awk-awk
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Equaoh
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada427 Posts
November 09 2009 01:19 GMT
#32
Brag about ur lvl80 paladin - she'll come to you.
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
November 09 2009 01:39 GMT
#33
Ask her if she plays starcraft
If you have to ask, you don't know.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
November 09 2009 01:48 GMT
#34
I love the hilarious answers here. xD
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Chunkybuddha
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada347 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-09 02:02:40
November 09 2009 02:02 GMT
#35
Easy. Talk about school. Ask her what she is taking, and when she responds I've actually graduated (which you already know she has), you can say oh wow, what did you take and why are you still here and wow you are doing research that's so cool.. blah blah blah. Girls are just humans, remember that! Oh and flirt a little bit. If you can not flirt, DON'T. You'll end up making things very awkward.
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tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
November 09 2009 02:24 GMT
#36
Stand as closely as you can behind her. Let her feel the heat of your breath as you sniff her hair. Chicks dig that stuff.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
November 09 2009 02:25 GMT
#37
Ask her to cream your....coffee
Flash v Jaedong The finals that is ALWAYS meant to be
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
November 09 2009 02:34 GMT
#38
On November 09 2009 08:41 aiyeeta wrote:
Well, let's say that Protoss is the most common race for foreigners...

You can't go forge first and fast expand with a girl like this, you'll just come off as defensive.

Don't forget to scout. You have to check and see how the mood is going to see if you can pull off the ultimate of strategies: The Stove. If her build will let you go for it, you totally should.

Keep trying to keep her off guard with zealots, not any long drawn out conversations, but just walk into her base with your zealots and say "what's up" to her worker units with a good high five.

This is where you try to get into a deeper conversation with your scouts, get to know the finer points of her build. Use your best timing, this will let you know if she's open for the next part: The DT.

Hopefully by this point you've made a good impression with your super-gosu build. Best thing to do? Send out your message and see if she wants to go out for dinner sometime. How do you do this? Ezpz, send out your secret message in style: DTz. Dark Templar are the best way to get your point across. First she'll be like "What the crap is happening?" and then she'll be like "Oh, DTs, that's pretty sexy"

Now everything is falling into place. She doesn't know what to expect out of you anymore and she's feeling pretty good about it. She thinks your mysterious, cunning, and a baller. You can't let her down now with zealots and dragoons... no... That would be like watching a progame cast without hearing "GEE GEEEEEEE!!!!" What're you going to do? You're going to bring in the arbiters...

At this point, you're on ez mode and taking her out left and right. Just don't forget to wear a condom after recall finishes because you don't want to deploy a whole army in her base just yet...

Got it?


Lesson = scouting is everything.
[TLMS] REBOOT
talismania
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States2364 Posts
November 09 2009 02:50 GMT
#39
ask her out for a cup of coffee sometime
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
November 09 2009 02:51 GMT
#40
How has rekrul not posted to stop being a nerd and grow some balls in this thread yet.

seriously though just fucking talk to her you dumbass. It seems like she wanted to flirt with you so be as non-introverted as you claim to be.
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
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