How do I talk to her? Please advise, TL.net! - Page 2

On November 09 2009 07:34 Kyuukyuu wrote:
Everyone deserves their privacy - that's why you asked your ex what the girl's name was then stalked her on FB then got people to give you her schedule eh?

I propose that you talk to her. It sounds crazy but it just might work

On November 09 2009 08:31 Always wrote:


Jeez Kyuukyuu-- that's kind of critical. I go to the same uni as her. I don't know if her page is completely open to the public, but it's likely she lets people who are in the same social network as her view her profile. I am part of my uni's social network, and I have access to her page. It's not like I used my ex's Facebook account to visit her page or something.

My friend randomly mentioned her schedule after she noticed that the girl had taken an extra shift. I didn't pester her for this girl's schedule.

Don't be a jerk-- if you have nothing nice to say in my blog, then you don't have to say anything at all.

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And for everyone else-- thanks for all the suggestions so far. Constructive input is nice to read.

On November 09 2009 08:41 aiyeeta wrote:
Well, let's say that Protoss is the most common race for foreigners...

You can't go forge first and fast expand with a girl like this, you'll just come off as defensive.

Don't forget to scout. You have to check and see how the mood is going to see if you can pull off the ultimate of strategies: The Stove. If her build will let you go for it, you totally should.

Keep trying to keep her off guard with zealots, not any long drawn out conversations, but just walk into her base with your zealots and say "what's up" to her worker units with a good high five.

This is where you try to get into a deeper conversation with your scouts, get to know the finer points of her build. Use your best timing, this will let you know if she's open for the next part: The DT.

Hopefully by this point you've made a good impression with your super-gosu build. Best thing to do? Send out your message and see if she wants to go out for dinner sometime. How do you do this? Ezpz, send out your secret message in style: DTz. Dark Templar are the best way to get your point across. First she'll be like "What the crap is happening?" and then she'll be like "Oh, DTs, that's pretty sexy"

Now everything is falling into place. She doesn't know what to expect out of you anymore and she's feeling pretty good about it. She thinks your mysterious, cunning, and a baller. You can't let her down now with zealots and dragoons... no... That would be like watching a progame cast without hearing "GEE GEEEEEEE!!!!" What're you going to do? You're going to bring in the arbiters...

At this point, you're on ez mode and taking her out left and right. Just don't forget to wear a condom after recall finishes because you don't want to deploy a whole army in her base just yet...

Got it?