Worst night ever..... - Page 3

On August 14 2009 17:51 beetlelisk wrote:


Whaaaaat? Seriously? I've seen videos of drunk girls showing their tits in clubs but waaat

BTW you'll probably get amused
http://www.fuckingshocking.com/index/video/micro_penis_1

On August 14 2009 16:25 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
actually at first I danced with my friend. I guess she felt that my penis was small or something, so she walked away lol.
You know for a guy, for some psychological reason, he thinks that his penis size is really important.
I guess I was like that, i didnt want people to think i have a small penis
i was really stressed out lol
I tried dancing with like 3 girls, but I was so stressed out that I just walked away lol.

On August 14 2009 18:24 Piste wrote:

you have so small that it needs to be erected to feel it?

On August 14 2009 16:11 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
For those of you guys who have never been to a hip hop club in america. Basically all you do is the girl grind her ass to your penis. I guess in Europe there are only rave parties

On August 14 2009 18:28 resonance wrote:


Do you really think girls can't tell if it's erect or not?

On August 14 2009 18:29 Piste wrote:

lol

On August 15 2009 06:49 TheAntZ wrote:
thats not the worst thing that can happen to a man. Let me tell you the worst thing that can happen to a man. You go to a club with your friend as your wingman, and he immediately gets dragged away by this grotesquely fat chick and you're wondering whether or not you're gonna see him anymore because it looks like shes probably eaten every guy she'd ever slept with, when this girl walks up to you. shes hot, like smoking hot, the kind of hot where if you lick your finger and put in on her skin there'll be a small amount of steam and a sizzling noise. She says 'I like chubby guys, wanna dance?' and this already is kinda ruinin your night cuz you've been working out for a while to lose weight and she just reminded you its not working for shit. But anyway you dance and then after a short while you sit down to have some drinks. You wanna show this hot girl that you're a mad fucking baller right? The best way to do this ofc is to talk about how you're actually the son of a politician and go out to parties every night when in fact this is the first party you've been to in 3 months, and also you start drinking like crazy without considering the fact that inhaling alcohol TENDS to have adverse effects. so then you stumble and slur your way through a conversation but luckily shes almost half as drunk as you are even though she had as much to drink as you did and is like half your size, and finally you decide to go back to your house. So when you get there you dick around in front of the door for 5 minutes before realizing you need keys to open it, and when you do get in the place is a mess and you stumble while taking off your shoes on the way in and fall on your face. why this chick is still here is an issue of great confusion. Another conversation follows of which you remember nothing, and eventually you wind up in the bedroom somehow, naked, with her ass pointing towards you. so obviously you take it in your hands and you try to fuck her but it turns out ur poking it in the wrong hole and she doesnt seem to enjoy that much. so you take some time to retarget but hey guess what now you cant get hard. so you get up to go to the bathroom beacuse now you realize you need a condom, but yet again, you realize you dont have an erection and does you cant put it on. You fumble with it for a while and then get scared and dizzy and throw up. On the girls back. but thats alright shes passed out anyway. Next morning you wake up with a hangover the size of china, your head is throbbing and the girl is nowhere in sight. your immediate concern is 'did she get home safe?' so you try to find her number on the cell phone which you're sure you saved last night while you were at the club but its not there anymore, also it wasnt in your jeans pocket but on the desk next to your bed so its safe to assume she deleted her number from your phone.
THAT is the worst thing that could happen to a man
Sure hope it never happens to me though. x_x