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Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
August 14 2009 07:39 GMT
#21
On August 14 2009 16:35 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2009 16:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:
So at clubs you are supposed to just rub your erection against girls?

yea that is all you do if you go to a hip hop cllub lol



you go to some fucked up clubs
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
August 14 2009 07:39 GMT
#22
it's one of the weird double posted blogs.
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Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
August 14 2009 07:41 GMT
#23
mind = blown
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food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-14 07:42:39
August 14 2009 07:42 GMT
#24
On August 14 2009 16:25 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
actually at first I danced with my friend. I guess she felt that my penis was small or something, so she walked away lol.


i think your friend was disgusted with the fact that you tried to rub your corroded little penis at her while dancing like a retarded ape
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 14 2009 07:44 GMT
#25
lol wtf. never happened to me, sorry.
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Aegraen
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1225 Posts
August 14 2009 07:46 GMT
#26
On August 14 2009 16:25 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
actually at first I danced with my friend. I guess she felt that my penis was small or something, so she walked away lol.
You know for a guy, for some psychological reason, he thinks that his penis size is really important.
I guess I was like that, i didnt want people to think i have a small penis
i was really stressed out lol
I tried dancing with like 3 girls, but I was so stressed out that I just walked away lol.


Did you not think for a second that its because you perhaps suck at dancing, and or you are ugly? I guess this never crossed your mind?













Edit: Harshness was for purely comedic purposes!
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SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-14 07:50:44
August 14 2009 07:49 GMT
#27
i love your blogs lol

two of them. :O

edit: do edits transfer? -- yeah they do
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
August 14 2009 07:49 GMT
#28
Why would you ever try rubbing your erected penis onto your friend?
What would you gain from sexually harassing someone you have frequent social encounters with?

What the hell is this blog about?
dats racist
Demoninja
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1190 Posts
August 14 2009 07:52 GMT
#29
On August 14 2009 16:49 MrHoon wrote:
Why would you ever try rubbing your erected penis onto your friend?
What would you gain from sexually harassing someone you have frequent social encounters with?

He was trying to sexually harass his friend because apparently that's just what you do at a hip hop club.


What the hell is this blog about?


This blog is about how insecure he felt at a club because he could not get it up.
stroggos
Profile Joined February 2009
New Zealand1543 Posts
August 14 2009 08:24 GMT
#30
On August 14 2009 16:11 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
Do you know the worst thing that can happened to a man???
Cant get it up when you need it...
I went clubbing earlier and I dont know if it was because i took a 5 hours energy shot or 2 shots of vodka, but my little guy was dead.... lol
I was so insecure about not being able to get it up.... that i didnt want to dance.


Do you have any good natural remedy to get easy erection/


For those of you guys who have never been to a hip hop club in america. Basically all you do is the girl grind her ass to your penis. I guess in Europe there are only rave parties


wat, i'm pretty sure most guys don't think penis size is that important, unless they have a micropenis lol.
hi
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
August 14 2009 08:28 GMT
#31
On August 14 2009 16:35 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2009 16:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:
So at clubs you are supposed to just rub your erection against girls?

yea that is all you do if you go to a hip hop cllub lol


Um... no.
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Ichigo1234551
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States649 Posts
August 14 2009 08:36 GMT
#32
On August 14 2009 17:28 Cambium wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2009 16:35 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
On August 14 2009 16:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:
So at clubs you are supposed to just rub your erection against girls?

yea that is all you do if you go to a hip hop cllub lol


Um... no.

what do you mean no? lol
what do you do at the club? just stand there? i dont think you go to the club to drink because it costs a fortune.
So tell me what do you do at the club??????
I WILL DESTROY YOU IN 2009 OK???????????????
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
August 14 2009 08:38 GMT
#33
Oh come on guys, don't tell me you can't relate to this guy. You guys are like "wow what the hell is grinding what a weird concept yes indeed!". If you are grinding with a girl, and you don't get a boner, #1 you probably feel a bit awkward yourself and enjoy it less, #2 the girl usually notices and for the most part they take it offensively b/c they think they are not turning the you(the guy) on. I don't have much clubbing experience (just turned legal few months ago) but I have done enough grinding to be able to understand your situation.

In fact I have been in your situation, and that night most of the girls I danced with walked away after a short time b/c I didn't get a boner, seriously.

Don't tell me none of you guys can relate to this.
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-14 08:39:34
August 14 2009 08:38 GMT
#34
maybe dancing at another type of club would make your 'little guy' happy
It's better to burn out than to fade away
Aegraen
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1225 Posts
August 14 2009 08:44 GMT
#35
On August 14 2009 17:38 resonance wrote:
Oh come on guys, don't tell me you can't relate to this guy. You guys are like "wow what the hell is grinding what a weird concept yes indeed!". If you are grinding with a girl, and you don't get a boner, #1 you probably feel a bit awkward yourself and enjoy it less, #2 the girl usually notices and for the most part they take it offensively b/c they think they are not turning the you(the guy) on. I don't have much clubbing experience (just turned legal few months ago) but I have done enough grinding to be able to understand your situation.

In fact I have been in your situation, and that night most of the girls I danced with walked away after a short time b/c I didn't get a boner, seriously.

Don't tell me none of you guys can relate to this.


As I said before, unless you asked her the reason it could be many things. I'm leaning more with you suck at dancing and look like Steve and Doug Butabi from Night at the Roxbury.

Most girls at clubs aren't alone and are not looking for a one-night stand. They are looking to have some fun with their friends and not being cooped up in the apartment/house/abode.

I don't think I'm the only one here, but many guys can control when they get a boner, unless you are like 20 or less (Which I suppose is the majority of TL). If you are that insecure do some kegels (Yes, there are kegels for guys also), you won't even need to be turned on to get an erection if you get pretty good at the exercise (You will also notice your erections are harder and last longer).

But anyways, if it makes you feel any better if you believe it was your cock and not your dancing.
"It is easy to be conspicuously 'compassionate' if others are being forced to pay the cost." -- Murray N. Rothbard -- Rand Paul 2010 -- Ron Paul 2012
Ichigo1234551
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States649 Posts
August 14 2009 08:45 GMT
#36
On August 14 2009 17:38 resonance wrote:
Oh come on guys, don't tell me you can't relate to this guy. You guys are like "wow what the hell is grinding what a weird concept yes indeed!". If you are grinding with a girl, and you don't get a boner, #1 you probably feel a bit awkward yourself and enjoy it less, #2 the girl usually notices and for the most part they take it offensively b/c they think they are not turning the you(the guy) on. I don't have much clubbing experience (just turned legal few months ago) but I have done enough grinding to be able to understand your situation.

In fact I have been in your situation, and that night most of the girls I danced with walked away after a short time b/c I didn't get a boner, seriously.

Don't tell me none of you guys can relate to this.

wow dude, you understand me completely lol. yea i feel actually how you described it
I WILL DESTROY YOU IN 2009 OK???????????????
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
August 14 2009 08:48 GMT
#37
On August 14 2009 17:44 Aegraen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2009 17:38 resonance wrote:
Oh come on guys, don't tell me you can't relate to this guy. You guys are like "wow what the hell is grinding what a weird concept yes indeed!". If you are grinding with a girl, and you don't get a boner, #1 you probably feel a bit awkward yourself and enjoy it less, #2 the girl usually notices and for the most part they take it offensively b/c they think they are not turning the you(the guy) on. I don't have much clubbing experience (just turned legal few months ago) but I have done enough grinding to be able to understand your situation.

In fact I have been in your situation, and that night most of the girls I danced with walked away after a short time b/c I didn't get a boner, seriously.

Don't tell me none of you guys can relate to this.


As I said before, unless you asked her the reason it could be many things. I'm leaning more with you suck at dancing and look like Steve and Doug Butabi from Night at the Roxbury.

Most girls at clubs aren't alone and are not looking for a one-night stand. They are looking to have some fun with their friends and not being cooped up in the apartment/house/abode.

I don't think I'm the only one here, but many guys can control when they get a boner, unless you are like 20 or less (Which I suppose is the majority of TL). If you are that insecure do some kegels (Yes, there are kegels for guys also), you won't even need to be turned on to get an erection if you get pretty good at the exercise (You will also notice your erections are harder and last longer).

But anyways, if it makes you feel any better if you believe it was your cock and not your dancing.


Lol I love how people assume. If it makes any difference I did popping for about a year, so I think I am a pretty good dancer :S

I was saying compared to an average night, more girls walked away on that night than the others.

Nice job trying to make me look like an idiot though when I am defending the op .
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
August 14 2009 08:49 GMT
#38
On August 14 2009 17:45 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2009 17:38 resonance wrote:
Oh come on guys, don't tell me you can't relate to this guy. You guys are like "wow what the hell is grinding what a weird concept yes indeed!". If you are grinding with a girl, and you don't get a boner, #1 you probably feel a bit awkward yourself and enjoy it less, #2 the girl usually notices and for the most part they take it offensively b/c they think they are not turning the you(the guy) on. I don't have much clubbing experience (just turned legal few months ago) but I have done enough grinding to be able to understand your situation.

In fact I have been in your situation, and that night most of the girls I danced with walked away after a short time b/c I didn't get a boner, seriously.

Don't tell me none of you guys can relate to this.

wow dude, you understand me completely lol. yea i feel actually how you described it


Good to hear. I am getting the impression that either these guys have never grinded with a girl or just don't wanna admit what you are saying!
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
August 14 2009 08:51 GMT
#39
On August 14 2009 17:38 resonance wrote:
Oh come on guys, don't tell me you can't relate to this guy. You guys are like "wow what the hell is grinding what a weird concept yes indeed!". If you are grinding with a girl, and you don't get a boner, #1 you probably feel a bit awkward yourself and enjoy it less, #2 the girl usually notices and for the most part they take it offensively b/c they think they are not turning the you(the guy) on. I don't have much clubbing experience (just turned legal few months ago) but I have done enough grinding to be able to understand your situation.

In fact I have been in your situation, and that night most of the girls I danced with walked away after a short time b/c I didn't get a boner, seriously.

Don't tell me none of you guys can relate to this.


Whaaaaat? Seriously? I've seen videos of drunk girls showing their tits in clubs but waaat

BTW you'll probably get amused
http://www.fuckingshocking.com/index/video/micro_penis_1
wwww
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
August 14 2009 08:57 GMT
#40
On August 14 2009 16:11 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
For those of you guys who have never been to a hip hop club in america. Basically all you do is the girl grind her ass to your penis. I guess in Europe there are only rave parties


rofl, best line ever :D I heard that picking hot girls to grind you usually works pretty well for getting an erection.
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