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Vatican City State491 Posts
Hello,
Im pretty clueless about making websites, but I came with an idea for one. Unfortunately I have no idea how to make it.
Could anyone help me with programming it? Or direct me to some proper forum where I could get help (for free).
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes by any decent programmer, or maybe by using some script (to be honest I would prefer a normal website).
Basically what I would like to build is a photo gallery, where people could register (with captcha), add photos, they would be modereted by an admin (me), and published.
In addition the pictures could be commented on (with my moderation).
Google analytics would be a nice addon + some script that would resize the images.
Wonder if anyone knows how to do it, I could draw the website in paint, with the few buttons that I need - could anyone help me with that? I think it has to be made in php+sql, but I have no clue with that.
Is this hard to do? If I had to pay, how much would such a script cost? I want a small website for my friends to upload photos.. ability to caption them too would be fantastic. Unforunately I have no clue how to do it.
I have a domain registered allready (in fact I have had this domain for few years now).
  
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You can always use a free cms for example Joomla. Cms can make a decent website. Normally, cms always has extension for photo gallery or if you don't like the extension, you could go for a photo gallery script like coopermine or gallery 2. It is also possible to bridge the cms and the photo gallery script.
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Braavos36375 Posts
On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote:
Hello,
Im pretty clueless about making websites, but I came with an idea for one. Unfortunately I have no idea how to make it.
Could anyone help me with programming it? Or direct me to some proper forum where I could get help (for free).
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes by any decent programmer, or maybe by using some script (to be honest I would prefer a normal website).
Basically what I would like to build is a photo gallery, where people could register (with captcha), add photos, they would be modereted by an admin (me), and published.
In addition the pictures could be commented on (with my moderation).
Google analytics would be a nice addon + some script that would resize the images.
Wonder if anyone knows how to do it, I could draw the website in paint, with the few buttons that I need - could anyone help me with that? I think it has to be made in php+sql, but I have no clue with that.
Is this hard to do? If I had to pay, how much would such a script cost? I want a small website for my friends to upload photos.. ability to caption them too would be fantastic. Unforunately I have no clue how to do it.
I have a domain registered allready (in fact I have had this domain for few years now).
you are basically going to have to learn to make one yourself
because you are essentially asking for others to work for free, and most of the people that can do what you ask won't be willing to do it for no pay and then have to work with you (ie put up with a lot of changes, adjustments, etc) for little to no gain aside from you saying "thanks i have my website" at the end
this is basically like asking for free money, you are asking some web guy to give you $200 worth of their time. might as well make this blog title "Please give me $200"
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If you want to learn php I'd be willing to help you try.
I could also do at least a simple one in php/mysql for some $.
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On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote:
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes by any decent programmer, or maybe by using some script (to be honest I would prefer a normal website).
haha, I'd like to see someone programming just about anything in 20 minutes.
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1) buy Dreameaver *or other methods, wink*
2) profit.
Orrrr, download webpage free templates and modify them on a free webpage editor
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Or you can use a free text editor + FTP client ._.
From my experience Dreamweaver is really bad.
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Vatican City State491 Posts
On August 13 2009 04:04 Hot_Bid wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote:
Hello,
Im pretty clueless about making websites, but I came with an idea for one. Unfortunately I have no idea how to make it.
Could anyone help me with programming it? Or direct me to some proper forum where I could get help (for free).
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes by any decent programmer, or maybe by using some script (to be honest I would prefer a normal website).
Basically what I would like to build is a photo gallery, where people could register (with captcha), add photos, they would be modereted by an admin (me), and published.
In addition the pictures could be commented on (with my moderation).
Google analytics would be a nice addon + some script that would resize the images.
Wonder if anyone knows how to do it, I could draw the website in paint, with the few buttons that I need - could anyone help me with that? I think it has to be made in php+sql, but I have no clue with that.
Is this hard to do? If I had to pay, how much would such a script cost? I want a small website for my friends to upload photos.. ability to caption them too would be fantastic. Unforunately I have no clue how to do it.
I have a domain registered allready (in fact I have had this domain for few years now). you are basically going to have to learn to make one yourself because you are essentially asking for others to work for free, and most of the people that can do what you ask won't be willing to do it for no pay and then have to work with you (ie put up with a lot of changes, adjustments, etc) for little to no gain aside from you saying "thanks i have my website" at the end this is basically like asking for free money, you are asking some web guy to give you $200 worth of their time. might as well make this blog title "Please give me $200"
Like 3 years ago I needed to make a crappy program for one of my classes (a crap 'dictonary' ), it took me like 5 hours to make something that would compile, but it didnt work as planned (actually making that crap compile was a big sucess). I asked on a board (not here) and some dude made it in 3 minutes. Yea, just in 3 minutes! So dont be a dick, as I have no clue how hard it is to make, so I just asked. He wrote it in real time, just like me or you write a post.
That Joomla thing that Guilford advised to me seems to be ok. I hope I will be able to make a website using it. If not, well, I will search on some other board. I didnt know that such things exist, so I asked.
PS. Apparently it is absolutely ok, if dozens of D- protoss players ask for the same advice again and again here, but if I need some help/directions it is begging for money.
I can fucking pay for it, but I have no clue how much, just direct me to some "teamliquid of mapmaking or something", perhaps they will even help me for free, just as I sometimes do here. If not they will tell me how much should I pay.
On August 13 2009 04:38 -fj. wrote:
Or you can use a free text editor + FTP client ._.
From my experience Dreamweaver is really bad.
I took some webmaking classes and all we did use was notepad. Actually the notepadish looks are absolutely ok for me. But I have no clue how to make the data-basish parts of the website.
Oh great, Hot Bid, write some witty comment please. I've been browsing this site since 2003 and I dont remember any.
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Braavos36375 Posts
On August 13 2009 04:41 closed wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2009 04:04 Hot_Bid wrote:On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote:
Hello,
Im pretty clueless about making websites, but I came with an idea for one. Unfortunately I have no idea how to make it.
Could anyone help me with programming it? Or direct me to some proper forum where I could get help (for free).
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes by any decent programmer, or maybe by using some script (to be honest I would prefer a normal website).
Basically what I would like to build is a photo gallery, where people could register (with captcha), add photos, they would be modereted by an admin (me), and published.
In addition the pictures could be commented on (with my moderation).
Google analytics would be a nice addon + some script that would resize the images.
Wonder if anyone knows how to do it, I could draw the website in paint, with the few buttons that I need - could anyone help me with that? I think it has to be made in php+sql, but I have no clue with that.
Is this hard to do? If I had to pay, how much would such a script cost? I want a small website for my friends to upload photos.. ability to caption them too would be fantastic. Unforunately I have no clue how to do it.
I have a domain registered allready (in fact I have had this domain for few years now). you are basically going to have to learn to make one yourself because you are essentially asking for others to work for free, and most of the people that can do what you ask won't be willing to do it for no pay and then have to work with you (ie put up with a lot of changes, adjustments, etc) for little to no gain aside from you saying "thanks i have my website" at the end this is basically like asking for free money, you are asking some web guy to give you $200 worth of their time. might as well make this blog title "Please give me $200" Like 3 years ago I needed to make a crappy program for one of my classes (a crap 'dictonary' ), it took me like 5 hours to make something that would compile, but it didnt work as planned (actually making that crap compile was a big sucess). I asked on a board (not here) and some dude made it in 3 minutes. Yea, just in 3 minutes! So dont be a dick, as I have no clue how hard it is to make, so I just asked. He wrote it in real time, just like me or you write a post. That Joomla thing that Guilford advised to me seems to be ok. I hope I will be able to make a website using it. If not, well, I will search on some other board. I didnt know that such things exist, so I asked. PS. Apparently it is absolutely ok, if dozens of D- protoss players ask for the same advice again and again here, but if I need some help/directions it is begging for money. I can fucking pay for it, but I have no clue how much, just direct me to some "teamliquid of mapmaking or something", perhaps they will even help me for free, just as I sometimes do here. If not they will tell me how much should I pay. Show nested quote +On August 13 2009 04:38 -fj. wrote:
Or you can use a free text editor + FTP client ._.
From my experience Dreamweaver is really bad. I took some webmaking classes and all we did use was notepad. Actually the notepadish looks are absolutely ok for me. But I have no clue how to make the data-basish parts of the website. Oh great, Hot Bid, write some witty comment please. I've been browsing this site since 2003 and I dont remember any.
if you are asking someone to create a customized website for you with all these features, there's zero chance for them to do it in 20 minutes -- it would require a decent amount of time, not to mention working with you to make sure you get what you want.
creating websites is a professional service and for someone to take time out to do it for you is basically like asking for free money. my point is you're probably going to have to end up learning it yourself if you don't want to pay for it. don't trivialize it like "oh someone could do this in 5-20 minutes please help" lol.
you really can't see the difference between asking for someone to make you a free website and for D- protoss players asking about builds?
edit: also I don't understand what that last line about witty comments means, is that some sort of insult?
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On August 13 2009 04:11 indecision wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote:
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes by any decent programmer, or maybe by using some script (to be honest I would prefer a normal website).
haha, I'd like to see someone programming just about anything in 20 minutes.
What about that program that prints out 'hello world' to console
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Vatican City State491 Posts
On August 13 2009 04:54 Hot_Bid wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2009 04:41 closed wrote:On August 13 2009 04:04 Hot_Bid wrote:On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote:
Hello,
Im pretty clueless about making websites, but I came with an idea for one. Unfortunately I have no idea how to make it.
Could anyone help me with programming it? Or direct me to some proper forum where I could get help (for free).
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes by any decent programmer, or maybe by using some script (to be honest I would prefer a normal website).
Basically what I would like to build is a photo gallery, where people could register (with captcha), add photos, they would be modereted by an admin (me), and published.
In addition the pictures could be commented on (with my moderation).
Google analytics would be a nice addon + some script that would resize the images.
Wonder if anyone knows how to do it, I could draw the website in paint, with the few buttons that I need - could anyone help me with that? I think it has to be made in php+sql, but I have no clue with that.
Is this hard to do? If I had to pay, how much would such a script cost? I want a small website for my friends to upload photos.. ability to caption them too would be fantastic. Unforunately I have no clue how to do it.
I have a domain registered allready (in fact I have had this domain for few years now). you are basically going to have to learn to make one yourself because you are essentially asking for others to work for free, and most of the people that can do what you ask won't be willing to do it for no pay and then have to work with you (ie put up with a lot of changes, adjustments, etc) for little to no gain aside from you saying "thanks i have my website" at the end this is basically like asking for free money, you are asking some web guy to give you $200 worth of their time. might as well make this blog title "Please give me $200" Like 3 years ago I needed to make a crappy program for one of my classes (a crap 'dictonary' ), it took me like 5 hours to make something that would compile, but it didnt work as planned (actually making that crap compile was a big sucess). I asked on a board (not here) and some dude made it in 3 minutes. Yea, just in 3 minutes! So dont be a dick, as I have no clue how hard it is to make, so I just asked. He wrote it in real time, just like me or you write a post. That Joomla thing that Guilford advised to me seems to be ok. I hope I will be able to make a website using it. If not, well, I will search on some other board. I didnt know that such things exist, so I asked. PS. Apparently it is absolutely ok, if dozens of D- protoss players ask for the same advice again and again here, but if I need some help/directions it is begging for money. I can fucking pay for it, but I have no clue how much, just direct me to some "teamliquid of mapmaking or something", perhaps they will even help me for free, just as I sometimes do here. If not they will tell me how much should I pay. On August 13 2009 04:38 -fj. wrote:
Or you can use a free text editor + FTP client ._.
From my experience Dreamweaver is really bad. I took some webmaking classes and all we did use was notepad. Actually the notepadish looks are absolutely ok for me. But I have no clue how to make the data-basish parts of the website. Oh great, Hot Bid, write some witty comment please. I've been browsing this site since 2003 and I dont remember any. if you are asking someone to create a customized website for you with all these features, there's zero chance for them to do it in 20 minutes -- it would require a decent amount of time, not to mention working with you to make sure you get what you want. creating websites is a professional service and for someone to take time out to do it for you is basically like asking for free money. my point is you're probably going to have to end up learning it yourself. you really can't see the difference between asking for someone to make you a free website and for D- protoss players asking about builds?
Starcraft is a professional competition and there are people who charge as much as $100 per hour of training. To make matters worse there are people willing to pay it.
And to be honest I dont even know how to start, because I dont know how to program in PHP nor SQL. I had classes of this few years ago and I never learned anything there, but I think that the things I want require like 10-20 lines of code. The scripts are probably copied from internet too, and if you know where to search someone could direct me there.
So yes, in my newbiness I thought that a simple website can be made in 20 minutes. Apparetly they cannot be.
Btw. Aren you a lawyer? Maybe you should charge me for getting a reply for you? Like 5 dollars per each of your (useless) words?
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Your reqest, assuming you want a decent quality, would take about 6-10 hours for basic functionality I'd say.
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hold on Hot_Bid
lemme get my popcorn
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Vatican City State491 Posts
On August 13 2009 05:16 h3r1n6 wrote:
Your reqest, assuming you want a decent quality, would take about 6-10 hours for basic functionality I'd say.
How much would it cost then? Could you direct me to some place where I could search for contractors? I know that accidenture makes websites, but they charge $500 an hour...
I want it to be compatibile with W3C, W4C, WC3, IE5, IE6, bible, tora(kosher), koran(halal) and text browsers of course.
Nevermind close this blog, I will seach for help eslewhere. From now on, I will only make threads like other people do - with questions that can be googled in 1-3 minutes.
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Whoa... Calm down closed. This is a StarCraft website, that's why it's okay to ask StarCraft questions here. It's in all our interests. When you ask us to do something personally for you that doesn't help anyone else on this site, yeah, it is pretty presumptuous.
Still, definitely go to a web-design forum if you want help with this. I'm sure there's a commission section in one of them somewhere.
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Braavos36375 Posts
On August 13 2009 04:57 closed wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2009 04:54 Hot_Bid wrote:On August 13 2009 04:41 closed wrote:On August 13 2009 04:04 Hot_Bid wrote:On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote:
Hello,
Im pretty clueless about making websites, but I came with an idea for one. Unfortunately I have no idea how to make it.
Could anyone help me with programming it? Or direct me to some proper forum where I could get help (for free).
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes by any decent programmer, or maybe by using some script (to be honest I would prefer a normal website).
Basically what I would like to build is a photo gallery, where people could register (with captcha), add photos, they would be modereted by an admin (me), and published.
In addition the pictures could be commented on (with my moderation).
Google analytics would be a nice addon + some script that would resize the images.
Wonder if anyone knows how to do it, I could draw the website in paint, with the few buttons that I need - could anyone help me with that? I think it has to be made in php+sql, but I have no clue with that.
Is this hard to do? If I had to pay, how much would such a script cost? I want a small website for my friends to upload photos.. ability to caption them too would be fantastic. Unforunately I have no clue how to do it.
I have a domain registered allready (in fact I have had this domain for few years now). you are basically going to have to learn to make one yourself because you are essentially asking for others to work for free, and most of the people that can do what you ask won't be willing to do it for no pay and then have to work with you (ie put up with a lot of changes, adjustments, etc) for little to no gain aside from you saying "thanks i have my website" at the end this is basically like asking for free money, you are asking some web guy to give you $200 worth of their time. might as well make this blog title "Please give me $200" Like 3 years ago I needed to make a crappy program for one of my classes (a crap 'dictonary' ), it took me like 5 hours to make something that would compile, but it didnt work as planned (actually making that crap compile was a big sucess). I asked on a board (not here) and some dude made it in 3 minutes. Yea, just in 3 minutes! So dont be a dick, as I have no clue how hard it is to make, so I just asked. He wrote it in real time, just like me or you write a post. That Joomla thing that Guilford advised to me seems to be ok. I hope I will be able to make a website using it. If not, well, I will search on some other board. I didnt know that such things exist, so I asked. PS. Apparently it is absolutely ok, if dozens of D- protoss players ask for the same advice again and again here, but if I need some help/directions it is begging for money. I can fucking pay for it, but I have no clue how much, just direct me to some "teamliquid of mapmaking or something", perhaps they will even help me for free, just as I sometimes do here. If not they will tell me how much should I pay. On August 13 2009 04:38 -fj. wrote:
Or you can use a free text editor + FTP client ._.
From my experience Dreamweaver is really bad. I took some webmaking classes and all we did use was notepad. Actually the notepadish looks are absolutely ok for me. But I have no clue how to make the data-basish parts of the website. Oh great, Hot Bid, write some witty comment please. I've been browsing this site since 2003 and I dont remember any. if you are asking someone to create a customized website for you with all these features, there's zero chance for them to do it in 20 minutes -- it would require a decent amount of time, not to mention working with you to make sure you get what you want. creating websites is a professional service and for someone to take time out to do it for you is basically like asking for free money. my point is you're probably going to have to end up learning it yourself. you really can't see the difference between asking for someone to make you a free website and for D- protoss players asking about builds? Starcraft is a professional competition and there are people who charge as much as $100 per hour of training. To make matters worse there are people willing to pay it.
This statement is stupid and the analogy makes no sense. If someone asks for starcraft advice nobody is a professional strategy forum poster. Nobody gets paid for that. There are professional coaches in korea if you went and asked iloveoov for free advice i'm sure he'd either say "no" or charge you $ for it.
And to be honest I dont even know how to start, because I dont know how to program in PHP nor SQL. I had classes of this few years ago and I never learned anything there, but I think that the things I want require like 10-20 lines of code. The scripts are probably copied from internet too, and if you know where to search someone could direct me there.
So yes, in my newbiness I thought that a simple website can be made in 20 minutes. Apparetly they cannot be.
It's not a simple website clearly. You really think someone can create a site with functionality and with all the features you want in 5-20 minutes? Really?
Btw. Aren you a lawyer? Maybe you should charge me for getting a reply for you? Like 5 dollars per each of your (useless) words?
Contrary to what you may think, professionals don't charge for stuff outside their profession. IE if you have lunch with a doctor, or you guys play golf, he won't send you a medical bill. So if I'm a lawyer and I'm posting on a StarCraft forum, why would I charge you money for legal work? That's ridiculous. But if you came and asked me for legal advice, of course I'd charge you for it. Do you really need someone to explain to you how this works?
Asking for professional work = asking for money. Your thread = asking for someone to either teach you how to make a website or program one for you with a lot of features that as someone already estimated, would take time and $. How is this not asking for money then? That's all I'm saying. You don't need to be so defensive.
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Braavos36375 Posts
On August 13 2009 05:36 closed wrote:
Nevermind close this blog, I will seach for help eslewhere. From now on, I will only make threads like other people do - with questions that can be googled in 1-3 minutes.
You shouldn't do that either -- we close those threads and warn people about that stuff. This is a discussion forum, if you really think the major purpose of TL is to help you in your everyday affairs, ie either making you websites or answering your google questions, you have the wrong idea about what the purpose of this website is.
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Everything you want is done by this script (aside from a CAPTCHA @ registration)
http://gallery.menalto.com/
Its free. Just set it up.
Here is the features list:
http://gallery.menalto.com/features
Creating a decent script that does everything you ask for would take more than 20 minutes. At this point I think setting up a db+setting up a framework w/ a default project takes a leisurely 10 minutes.
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On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote:
Im pretty clueless about making websites, but I came with an idea for one:
- build a photo gallery
- ability to caption them too would be fantastic
- people could register (with captcha)
- modereted by an admin (me)
- pictures could be commented on (with my moderation).
- Google analytics
- script that would resize the images
- compatibile with W3C, W4C, WC3, IE5, IE6, bible, tora(kosher), koran(halal) and text browsers
I could draw the website in paint, with the few buttons that I need - could anyone help me with that?
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes. Quote reorganized for added effect.
Please come back and link us to the website you made in 5 minutes using paint.
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Vatican City State491 Posts
On August 13 2009 07:43 ProTech_MediC wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote:
Im pretty clueless about making websites, but I came with an idea for one:
- build a photo gallery
- ability to caption them too would be fantastic
- people could register (with captcha)
- modereted by an admin (me)
- pictures could be commented on (with my moderation).
- Google analytics
- script that would resize the images
- compatibile with W3C, W4C, WC3, IE5, IE6, bible, tora(kosher), koran(halal) and text browsers
I could draw the website in paint, with the few buttons that I need - could anyone help me with that?
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes. Quote reorganized for added effect. Please come back and link us to the website you made in 5 minutes using paint.
Apparently this can be done by the script recommended by yenta so you fucking failed.
You dont have to spend hours to make a simple photo gallery.
Unfortunately, sarcastic idiots like, have to reinvent the wheel, because they would never think of asking someone smarter than you or admitting that you dont know something.
I suspected that something like this has been done allready, thus I asked.
I bet someone smart can set-up this script in like 20 minutes and add the functionalities. Perhaps there even is a better script that has them all.
But for you it is impossible. If you didnt know about it why do you even post here? You posted to troll which is so sad, because you posted just AFTER someone recommended a simple solution. You could have ninja edited to hide your failure, but you didnt which is like another fail.
PS. Seeing the crappy sarcastic style, I think you are hot bid smurfing, he probably borrowed your account to defend himself. He has already did it in the past and this is his level
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On August 13 2009 09:24 closed wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2009 07:43 ProTech_MediC wrote:On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote:
Im pretty clueless about making websites, but I came with an idea for one:
- build a photo gallery
- ability to caption them too would be fantastic
- people could register (with captcha)
- modereted by an admin (me)
- pictures could be commented on (with my moderation).
- Google analytics
- script that would resize the images
- compatibile with W3C, W4C, WC3, IE5, IE6, bible, tora(kosher), koran(halal) and text browsers
I could draw the website in paint, with the few buttons that I need - could anyone help me with that?
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes. Quote reorganized for added effect. Please come back and link us to the website you made in 5 minutes using paint. Apparently this can be done by the script recommended by yenta so you fucking failed. You dont have to reinvent the wheel to make a simple photo gallery, if you know how to do it. Unfortunately, sarcastic idiots like do will have to reinvent the wheel, because you would never think of asking someone smarter than you or admitting that you dont know something. I suspected that something like this has been done allready, thus I asked. I bet someone smart can set-up this script in like 20 minutes and add the functionalities. Perhaps there even is a better script that has them all. But for you it is impossible. You dont know it - so why do you post here? If you failed at trolling you could have ninja edited at least. PS. Seeing the crappy sarcastic style, I think you are hot bid smurfing, he probably borrowed your account to defend himself. He has already did it in the past and this is his level
what are you crying about? you've never made a site before yet you keep insisting that it can be made in five minutes. I'm fairly certain that most of the posters in this thread have tried their hands at creating a site. They are just trying to give you realistic expectations.
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Reading this thread and your replies really made me want to help you out!
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Vatican City State491 Posts
On August 13 2009 09:40 Sunhay wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2009 09:24 closed wrote:On August 13 2009 07:43 ProTech_MediC wrote:On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote:
Im pretty clueless about making websites, but I came with an idea for one:
- build a photo gallery
- ability to caption them too would be fantastic
- people could register (with captcha)
- modereted by an admin (me)
- pictures could be commented on (with my moderation).
- Google analytics
- script that would resize the images
- compatibile with W3C, W4C, WC3, IE5, IE6, bible, tora(kosher), koran(halal) and text browsers
I could draw the website in paint, with the few buttons that I need - could anyone help me with that?
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes. Quote reorganized for added effect. Please come back and link us to the website you made in 5 minutes using paint. Apparently this can be done by the script recommended by yenta so you fucking failed. You dont have to reinvent the wheel to make a simple photo gallery, if you know how to do it. Unfortunately, sarcastic idiots like do will have to reinvent the wheel, because you would never think of asking someone smarter than you or admitting that you dont know something. I suspected that something like this has been done allready, thus I asked. I bet someone smart can set-up this script in like 20 minutes and add the functionalities. Perhaps there even is a better script that has them all. But for you it is impossible. You dont know it - so why do you post here? If you failed at trolling you could have ninja edited at least. PS. Seeing the crappy sarcastic style, I think you are hot bid smurfing, he probably borrowed your account to defend himself. He has already did it in the past and this is his level what are you crying about? you've never made a site before yet you keep insisting that it can be made in five minutes. I'm fairly certain that most of the posters in this thread have tried their hands at creating a site. They are just trying to give you realistic expectations.
Ive made websites during HTML classes like 5 years ago. It really took like 2 minutes to create a page if you could type fast... Those were HTML pages thogh, with frames, but who said that I dont want frames? I have no idea how to make this in PHP.
On August 13 2009 09:47 Ethenielle wrote:
Reading this thread and your replies really made me want to help you out!
This thread has been spoiled with idiots that should not reply here at all.
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Closed are you fucking serious rofl, you come here to ask help and then we laugh at your fucking ridiculous request and then you fucking bitch at us and insult an admin. Just as hot_bid said, if tl.net is just a tool for you, you obviously dont belong here. If you really want somebody to help you here on tl-net, you should be humble and respectful and learn to listen advice.
Then you said that this thread has been spoiled with idiots?
Im pretty sure your an idiot who has no fucking clue about websites. 5-20 minutes for a webpage? Rofl grow the fuck up and what fucking shell do you live under.
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Vatican City State491 Posts
On August 13 2009 10:43 1a2a3aProtoss wrote:
Closed are you fucking serious rofl, you come here to ask help and then we laugh at your fucking ridiculous request and then you fucking bitch at us and insult an admin. Just as hot_bid said, if tl.net is just a tool for you, you obviously dont belong here. If you really want somebody to help you here on tl-net, you should be humble and respectful and learn to listen advice.
You are a tool.
You dont give me any advice and obviously have no fucking clue what you are talking about.
btw. I dont give a crap that hot bid is an admin, I have been browsing this site for years and I dont remember any of his contributions. Not to mention the fact that he just came and spammed my thread with comments that dont make any sense. As proven by yenta there are srcipts that can do it easily. So I dont need advice from people who think that you have to pay for it. If you dont have a clue about what you are talkin about - please dont post.
Then you said that this thread has been spoiled with idiots?
idiots like you*
Im pretty sure your an idiot who has no fucking clue about websites. 5-20 minutes for a webpage? Rofl grow the fuck up and what fucking shell do you live under.
you can create a website in 2-3 minutes in notepad if you have the skills.
5 minutes in an editor - it will allow you to make the tags easily
probably 20 if you can use a script
Im searching for a person who can do that, if you cant - GTFO
I have no clue how to transform it into PHP though. Probably 2-3 lines of code.
PS. It will take hours for you, so dont post here (please refer to the part marked with a "*")
+ Show Spoiler +people like you would write that defilers cannot be used in ZvT - yea, believe me or not, that was the common conception just 2-3 years ago - you needed progamers to show you what is possible, I need a programmer
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On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote:
Hello,
Im pretty clueless about making websites, but I came with an idea for one. Unfortunately I have no idea how to make it.
Could anyone help me with programming it? Or direct me to some proper forum where I could get help (for free).
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes by any decent programmer, or maybe by using some script (to be honest I would prefer a normal website).
Basically what I would like to build is a photo gallery, where people could register (with captcha), add photos, they would be modereted by an admin (me), and published.
In addition the pictures could be commented on (with my moderation).
Google analytics would be a nice addon + some script that would resize the images.
Wonder if anyone knows how to do it, I could draw the website in paint, with the few buttons that I need - could anyone help me with that? I think it has to be made in php+sql, but I have no clue with that.
Is this hard to do? If I had to pay, how much would such a script cost? I want a small website for my friends to upload photos.. ability to caption them too would be fantastic. Unforunately I have no clue how to do it.
I have a domain registered allready (in fact I have had this domain for few years now).
haha, this is classic. pretty sure almost everyone who has posted here knows how to make a website, and the fact that we all agree this is going to take longer than 20 minutes is a pretty good indication. this is not "a couple lines of code" in php nor one of your 2 minutes "yay i made a website" forays with notepad. what you are asking for is fairly in depth and will take a while to implement, even for an experienced coder. not to mention you will need a server, and/or pay for hosting (they might not allow free access to their server like this though i.e. uploading pics).
a bit of advice: if you want help don't spurn the people who try to help you. please refer to the bolded portion of your op, the part that says you're pretty clueless about making websites.
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On August 13 2009 12:10 jonnyp wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote:
Hello,
Im pretty clueless about making websites, but I came with an idea for one. Unfortunately I have no idea how to make it.
Could anyone help me with programming it? Or direct me to some proper forum where I could get help (for free).
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes by any decent programmer, or maybe by using some script (to be honest I would prefer a normal website).
Basically what I would like to build is a photo gallery, where people could register (with captcha), add photos, they would be modereted by an admin (me), and published.
In addition the pictures could be commented on (with my moderation).
Google analytics would be a nice addon + some script that would resize the images.
Wonder if anyone knows how to do it, I could draw the website in paint, with the few buttons that I need - could anyone help me with that? I think it has to be made in php+sql, but I have no clue with that.
Is this hard to do? If I had to pay, how much would such a script cost? I want a small website for my friends to upload photos.. ability to caption them too would be fantastic. Unforunately I have no clue how to do it.
I have a domain registered allready (in fact I have had this domain for few years now). haha, this is classic. pretty sure almost everyone who has posted here knows how to make a website, and the fact that we all agree this is going to take longer than 20 minutes is a pretty good indication. this is not "a couple lines of code" in php nor one of your 2 minutes "yay i made a website" forays with notepad. what you are asking for is fairly in depth and will take a while to implement, even for an experienced coder. not to mention you will need a server, and/or pay for hosting (they might not allow free access to their server like this though i.e. uploading pics). a bit of advice: if you want help don't spurn the people who try to help you. please refer to the bolded portion of your op, the part that says you're pretty clueless about making websites.
Do you realize that I am waiting for someone to recommend me some script that will have all the things inside? The script recommended by yenta has nearly all the functions that I need and can probably be configured in few minutes by someone who has allready done it.
Alternatively someone could tell me how to start, or write it from scratch. I believe that creating a bad layout would take like 3minutes (at least in HTML, no clue about PHP). Then makin the database functions like 10? And then copyin the scripts off somewhere (I believe someone has made a free captcha and you dont have to spend 1 year programming it from scratch, maybe Im wrong).
The things you wrote do not answer my question at all, thus they are 8 lines of spam.
What a pity that I dont have an option to close this blog. I expect that 10 other idiots will write posts similar to yours and not help me at all.
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On August 13 2009 09:24 closed wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2009 07:43 ProTech_MediC wrote:On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote:
Im pretty clueless about making websites, but I came with an idea for one:
- build a photo gallery
- ability to caption them too would be fantastic
- people could register (with captcha)
- modereted by an admin (me)
- pictures could be commented on (with my moderation).
- Google analytics
- script that would resize the images
- compatibile with W3C, W4C, WC3, IE5, IE6, bible, tora(kosher), koran(halal) and text browsers
I could draw the website in paint, with the few buttons that I need - could anyone help me with that?
I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes. Quote reorganized for added effect. Please come back and link us to the website you made in 5 minutes using paint. Apparently this can be done by the script recommended by yenta so you fucking failed.
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On August 13 2009 04:57 closed wrote:
And to be honest I dont even know how to start, because I dont know how to program in PHP nor SQL. I had classes of this few years ago and I never learned anything there, but I think that the things I want require like 10-20 lines of code. The scripts are probably copied from internet too, and if you know where to search someone could direct me there.
So yes, in my newbiness I thought that a simple website can be made in 20 minutes. Apparetly they cannot be.
Btw. Aren you a lawyer? Maybe you should charge me for getting a reply for you? Like 5 dollars per each of your (useless) words?
Your being a bit of a jerk about this considering your asking for free help. If you were a builder and I said that I took some building classes and I know how to make a desk, so I think you should be able to make a house in a week by yourself. You'd laugh at that. Just like asking a web developer to do the same thing is laughable.
You haven't asked for some help with any particular issue, you've asked someone to do it all for you. I'm sure you could go download wordpress, install it and have a basic version of what you want up and running in < 30 minutes. However you haven't even done that.
I think you should actually do some research, give it a try yourself and if you still get stuck or need help with something then ask.
I really don't know why I typed so much when you've been so rude to people so far but maybe you'll understand a little better after reading it.
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