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Clow
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Vatican City State491 Posts
On August 13 2009 07:43 ProTech_MediC wrote: Quote reorganized for added effect. Please come back and link us to the website you made in 5 minutes using paint. Apparently this can be done by the script recommended by yenta so you fucking failed. You dont have to spend hours to make a simple photo gallery. Unfortunately, sarcastic idiots like, have to reinvent the wheel, because they would never think of asking someone smarter than you or admitting that you dont know something. I suspected that something like this has been done allready, thus I asked. I bet someone smart can set-up this script in like 20 minutes and add the functionalities. Perhaps there even is a better script that has them all. But for you it is impossible. If you didnt know about it why do you even post here? You posted to troll which is so sad, because you posted just AFTER someone recommended a simple solution. You could have ninja edited to hide your failure, but you didnt which is like another fail. PS. Seeing the crappy sarcastic style, I think you are hot bid smurfing, he probably borrowed your account to defend himself. He has already did it in the past and this is his level | ||
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Sunhay
Canada303 Posts
On August 13 2009 09:24 closed wrote: Apparently this can be done by the script recommended by yenta so you fucking failed. You dont have to reinvent the wheel to make a simple photo gallery, if you know how to do it. Unfortunately, sarcastic idiots like do will have to reinvent the wheel, because you would never think of asking someone smarter than you or admitting that you dont know something. I suspected that something like this has been done allready, thus I asked. I bet someone smart can set-up this script in like 20 minutes and add the functionalities. Perhaps there even is a better script that has them all. But for you it is impossible. You dont know it - so why do you post here? If you failed at trolling you could have ninja edited at least. PS. Seeing the crappy sarcastic style, I think you are hot bid smurfing, he probably borrowed your account to defend himself. He has already did it in the past and this is his level what are you crying about? you've never made a site before yet you keep insisting that it can be made in five minutes. I'm fairly certain that most of the posters in this thread have tried their hands at creating a site. They are just trying to give you realistic expectations. | ||
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Ethenielle
Norway1006 Posts
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Vatican City State491 Posts
On August 13 2009 09:40 Sunhay wrote: what are you crying about? you've never made a site before yet you keep insisting that it can be made in five minutes. I'm fairly certain that most of the posters in this thread have tried their hands at creating a site. They are just trying to give you realistic expectations. Ive made websites during HTML classes like 5 years ago. It really took like 2 minutes to create a page if you could type fast... Those were HTML pages thogh, with frames, but who said that I dont want frames? I have no idea how to make this in PHP. On August 13 2009 09:47 Ethenielle wrote: Reading this thread and your replies really made me want to help you out! This thread has been spoiled with idiots that should not reply here at all. | ||
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1a2a3aProtoss
Canada25 Posts
Then you said that this thread has been spoiled with idiots? Im pretty sure your an idiot who has no fucking clue about websites. 5-20 minutes for a webpage? Rofl grow the fuck up and what fucking shell do you live under. | ||
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Vatican City State491 Posts
On August 13 2009 10:43 1a2a3aProtoss wrote: Closed are you fucking serious rofl, you come here to ask help and then we laugh at your fucking ridiculous request and then you fucking bitch at us and insult an admin. Just as hot_bid said, if tl.net is just a tool for you, you obviously dont belong here. If you really want somebody to help you here on tl-net, you should be humble and respectful and learn to listen advice. You are a tool. You dont give me any advice and obviously have no fucking clue what you are talking about. btw. I dont give a crap that hot bid is an admin, I have been browsing this site for years and I dont remember any of his contributions. Not to mention the fact that he just came and spammed my thread with comments that dont make any sense. As proven by yenta there are srcipts that can do it easily. So I dont need advice from people who think that you have to pay for it. If you dont have a clue about what you are talkin about - please dont post. Then you said that this thread has been spoiled with idiots? idiots like you* Im pretty sure your an idiot who has no fucking clue about websites. 5-20 minutes for a webpage? Rofl grow the fuck up and what fucking shell do you live under. you can create a website in 2-3 minutes in notepad if you have the skills. 5 minutes in an editor - it will allow you to make the tags easily probably 20 if you can use a script Im searching for a person who can do that, if you cant - GTFO I have no clue how to transform it into PHP though. Probably 2-3 lines of code. PS. It will take hours for you, so dont post here (please refer to the part marked with a "*") + Show Spoiler + people like you would write that defilers cannot be used in ZvT - yea, believe me or not, that was the common conception just 2-3 years ago - you needed progamers to show you what is possible, I need a programmer | ||
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jonnyp
United States415 Posts
On August 13 2009 03:44 closed wrote: Hello, Im pretty clueless about making websites, but I came with an idea for one. Unfortunately I have no idea how to make it. Could anyone help me with programming it? Or direct me to some proper forum where I could get help (for free). I think it could be made in around 5-20 minutes by any decent programmer, or maybe by using some script (to be honest I would prefer a normal website). Basically what I would like to build is a photo gallery, where people could register (with captcha), add photos, they would be modereted by an admin (me), and published. In addition the pictures could be commented on (with my moderation). Google analytics would be a nice addon + some script that would resize the images. Wonder if anyone knows how to do it, I could draw the website in paint, with the few buttons that I need - could anyone help me with that? I think it has to be made in php+sql, but I have no clue with that. Is this hard to do? If I had to pay, how much would such a script cost? I want a small website for my friends to upload photos.. ability to caption them too would be fantastic. Unforunately I have no clue how to do it. I have a domain registered allready (in fact I have had this domain for few years now). haha, this is classic. pretty sure almost everyone who has posted here knows how to make a website, and the fact that we all agree this is going to take longer than 20 minutes is a pretty good indication. this is not "a couple lines of code" in php nor one of your 2 minutes "yay i made a website" forays with notepad. what you are asking for is fairly in depth and will take a while to implement, even for an experienced coder. not to mention you will need a server, and/or pay for hosting (they might not allow free access to their server like this though i.e. uploading pics). a bit of advice: if you want help don't spurn the people who try to help you. please refer to the bolded portion of your op, the part that says you're pretty clueless about making websites. | ||
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Vatican City State491 Posts
On August 13 2009 12:10 jonnyp wrote: haha, this is classic. pretty sure almost everyone who has posted here knows how to make a website, and the fact that we all agree this is going to take longer than 20 minutes is a pretty good indication. this is not "a couple lines of code" in php nor one of your 2 minutes "yay i made a website" forays with notepad. what you are asking for is fairly in depth and will take a while to implement, even for an experienced coder. not to mention you will need a server, and/or pay for hosting (they might not allow free access to their server like this though i.e. uploading pics). a bit of advice: if you want help don't spurn the people who try to help you. please refer to the bolded portion of your op, the part that says you're pretty clueless about making websites. Do you realize that I am waiting for someone to recommend me some script that will have all the things inside? The script recommended by yenta has nearly all the functions that I need and can probably be configured in few minutes by someone who has allready done it. Alternatively someone could tell me how to start, or write it from scratch. I believe that creating a bad layout would take like 3minutes (at least in HTML, no clue about PHP). Then makin the database functions like 10? And then copyin the scripts off somewhere (I believe someone has made a free captcha and you dont have to spend 1 year programming it from scratch, maybe Im wrong). The things you wrote do not answer my question at all, thus they are 8 lines of spam. What a pity that I dont have an option to close this blog. I expect that 10 other idiots will write posts similar to yours and not help me at all. | ||
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ProTech_MediC
United States498 Posts
On August 13 2009 09:24 closed wrote: Apparently this can be done by the script recommended by yenta so you fucking failed. ![[image loading]](http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/2830/boxer1.jpg) | ||
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ibutoss
Australia341 Posts
On August 13 2009 04:57 closed wrote: And to be honest I dont even know how to start, because I dont know how to program in PHP nor SQL. I had classes of this few years ago and I never learned anything there, but I think that the things I want require like 10-20 lines of code. The scripts are probably copied from internet too, and if you know where to search someone could direct me there. So yes, in my newbiness I thought that a simple website can be made in 20 minutes. Apparetly they cannot be. Btw. Aren you a lawyer? Maybe you should charge me for getting a reply for you? Like 5 dollars per each of your (useless) words? Your being a bit of a jerk about this considering your asking for free help. If you were a builder and I said that I took some building classes and I know how to make a desk, so I think you should be able to make a house in a week by yourself. You'd laugh at that. Just like asking a web developer to do the same thing is laughable. You haven't asked for some help with any particular issue, you've asked someone to do it all for you. I'm sure you could go download wordpress, install it and have a basic version of what you want up and running in < 30 minutes. However you haven't even done that. I think you should actually do some research, give it a try yourself and if you still get stuck or need help with something then ask. I really don't know why I typed so much when you've been so rude to people so far but maybe you'll understand a little better after reading it. | ||
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