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JadeFist
United States1225 Posts
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Manifesto7
Osaka27173 Posts
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GoShox
United States1843 Posts
If she keeps asking you if you would sit by her, I do think that's a very good thing. But really, you're the one living the situation.. I don't think anyone here is going to be able to read her mind... or any girls mind. Good luck! | ||
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KP_CollectoR
United States744 Posts
On July 22 2009 13:34 Manifesto7 wrote: Too much analyzing. Yeah, way too much. TAKE the relationship where YOU want it to go. She can either go with it or not. Be a man and don't compromise for anyone. | ||
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HonestTea
5007 Posts
If you don't know if you've been friend zoned, make it clear that you're interested in her and then ask her if she's interested. What good is it to ask the voicese of TL about the affairs between you two? I think I've proven very clearly that TL girl advice is useless | ||
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kdog3683
United States916 Posts
just grow ssome balls and realize even though you're a nerd, she doesn't know it! | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
On July 22 2009 13:32 JadeFist wrote: So, if you read my last blog, I'm trying to ask this girl out. However, I have a terrible fear I may have been friend zoned. I have only met her twice now, and I will see her again on Friday. She works in the band I'm in. On Friday, we'll be playing at a Phillies game and then sitting and watching it. She asked me multiple times if I was going to sit next to her in which I responded "yes." Would she ask this so much if I were friend zoned? She hasn't touched me and I haven't touched her except I nudged her arm with my forearm once. I also have not complimented her or anything. She has NOT said I'm like a brother or a friend or someone she can "confide" in or any of that bullshit. She laughs at everything I say, so that's good but the fact that she hasn't touched me and I haven't made advances gets me worried. I feel like she may feel "comfortable" around me. Kid start being fucking awesome immediately. Shut up. Shut the fuck up right now. Put your hand out. STICK YOUR GOD DAMN HAND OUT RIGHT NOW. NOW CLENCH. DO YOU FEEL THAT!!! THAT'S LIFE. THAT'S LIFE'S BALLS. NOW YOU'VE GOT LIFE BY THE BALLS BITCH WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU A HERO OR A BUSTA?!?! WALK UP TO THAT GIRL AN SAY 'SHORTY YOU BE SOOOO FINE I"D ROLL DAT ASS LIKE A STACK'A NICKELS! DAAAAAMMMMMM" Then flick your fingers. Seriously though, stop over analyzing this. She is one girl. Whatevs. | ||
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
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ilistis
United States828 Posts
On July 22 2009 13:42 Kennigit wrote: Kid start being fucking awesome immediately. Shut up. Shut the fuck up right now. Put your hand out. STICK YOUR GOD DAMN HAND OUT RIGHT NOW. NOW CLENCH. DO YOU FEEL THAT!!! THAT'S LIFE. THAT'S LIFE'S BALLS. NOW YOU'VE GOT LIFE BY THE BALLS BITCH WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU A HERO OR A BUSTA?!?! WALK UP TO THAT GIRL AN SAY 'SHORTY YOU BE SOOOO FINE I"D ROLL DAT ASS LIKE A STACK'A NICKELS! DAAAAAMMMMMM" Then flick your fingers. Seriously though, stop over analyzing this. She is one girl. Whatevs. lol edit: and is that you in your profile? | ||
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hcliff454
Canada127 Posts
gl man, and I sincerely hope you get past the forearm graze, cause that doesn't even classify as first base. EDIT: lawlz@kennigt | ||
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
On July 22 2009 13:32 JadeFist wrote: She hasn't touched me and I haven't touched her except I nudged her arm with my forearm once. ....Thats gonna change once u wipe ur mighty sea dragon out | ||
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SpiritWolf
United States127 Posts
On July 22 2009 13:42 Kennigit wrote: Kid start being fucking awesome immediately. Shut up. Shut the fuck up right now. Put your hand out. STICK YOUR GOD DAMN HAND OUT RIGHT NOW. NOW CLENCH. DO YOU FEEL THAT!!! THAT'S LIFE. THAT'S LIFE'S BALLS. NOW YOU'VE GOT LIFE BY THE BALLS BITCH WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU A HERO OR A BUSTA?!?! WALK UP TO THAT GIRL AN SAY 'SHORTY YOU BE SOOOO FINE I"D ROLL DAT ASS LIKE A STACK'A NICKELS! DAAAAAMMMMMM" Then flick your fingers. Seriously though, stop over analyzing this. She is one girl. Whatevs. you are my new hero. | ||
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
On July 21 2009 06:42 BROUGHT TO YOU BY KENNELIE wrote: man guys stop shitting urselfs. Next time u see a chick, just wipe out your dick and let the evolution do the speaking. If she doesn't jump on it, prob a lesibian or too afraid of your monster cock anyways. Edit: if that doesn't work it means you gotta get more booze, not "try harder" | ||
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imDerek
United States1944 Posts
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kOre
Canada3642 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
Seriously though, the balls help. | ||
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
its like a new pick up line when in a bar then you see a hot chick checking you out, then you clench your fist and scream "I'M GRABBING LIFE BY THE BALLS!" after politely telling her "hi my name is <insert name here>" | ||
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artofmagic
United States1951 Posts
On July 22 2009 13:34 Manifesto7 wrote: Too much analyzing. If you like her, show her. If you don't, stay friendly. fixed. | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
On July 22 2009 13:45 ilistis wrote: edit: and is that you in your profile? no that is superiorwolf | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11596 Posts
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
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Ichigo1234551
United States649 Posts
No matter what girls said they always like a confident guy and you need to be one. Just ask her out man, so what if she rejects you? the thing most people dont know is that the girl might already like you but because you waited too long by the time you asked her out, she thinks of you as a weirdo. | ||
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The Storyteller
Singapore2486 Posts
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Chef
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iceburn
United States303 Posts
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/xRPUq.jpg) Kennigit wins | ||
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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D00dles
Cambodia217 Posts
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ghermination
United States2851 Posts
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konadora
Singapore66359 Posts
On July 22 2009 13:42 Kennigit wrote: Kid start being fucking awesome immediately. Shut up. Shut the fuck up right now. Put your hand out. STICK YOUR GOD DAMN HAND OUT RIGHT NOW. NOW CLENCH. DO YOU FEEL THAT!!! THAT'S LIFE. THAT'S LIFE'S BALLS. NOW YOU'VE GOT LIFE BY THE BALLS BITCH WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU A HERO OR A BUSTA?!?! WALK UP TO THAT GIRL AN SAY 'SHORTY YOU BE SOOOO FINE I"D ROLL DAT ASS LIKE A STACK'A NICKELS! DAAAAAMMMMMM" Then flick your fingers. Seriously though, stop over analyzing this. She is one girl. Whatevs. HERO | ||
Jibba
United States22883 Posts
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GeneralStan
United States4789 Posts
If she's sitting next to you, and her legs are between 60 and 90 degrees from you, she doesn't like you. If she's between 60 and 45, she's expressing mild interest. Between 45 and 40 is the sweet spot. Any more, and she's expressing standoffishness. This same metric can be applied to her smile. If her mouth is between 100 and 60% open when she smiles, she's faking it, which is a bad sign. If it's between 60 and 45, you're good. Between 40 and 45 is truly the sweet spot. Any less, of course, and she's not interested. If you're going to touch her, make sure to consider it very carefully, and remember the 40 to 45 golden rule. If you touch her before she's ready, she might spontaneously combust (believe me, i've lost many good opportunities in this fashion). She'll at least hate you forever, which is probably worse. You've come to the right realization. Careful deliberation and analysis will prevent from awkward situations with girls!! It truly is the way to their heart. There are other factors, such as the shade of blue of her jeans, the exact positioning of her hands, and the percentage of cleavage shown, but we don't want to overburden you with advice, now do we? | ||
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clazziquai
6685 Posts
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zulu_nation8
China26351 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On July 23 2009 10:29 GeneralStan wrote: Careful attention to detail is needed here. Simple things like smiling and laughing are meaningless to the so called fairer sex. You should pay very careful attention to her body language. If she's sitting next to you, and her legs are between 60 and 90 degrees from you, she doesn't like you. If she's between 60 and 45, she's expressing mild interest. Between 45 and 40 is the sweet spot. Any more, and she's expressing standoffishness. This same metric can be applied to her smile. If her mouth is between 100 and 60% open when she smiles, she's faking it, which is a bad sign. If it's between 60 and 45, you're good. Between 40 and 45 is truly the sweet spot. Any less, of course, and she's not interested. If you're going to touch her, make sure to consider it very carefully, and remember the 40 to 45 golden rule. If you touch her before she's ready, she might spontaneously combust (believe me, i've lost many good opportunities in this fashion). She'll at least hate you forever, which is probably worse. You've come to the right realization. Careful deliberation and analysis will prevent from awkward situations with girls!! It truly is the way to their heart. There are other factors, such as the shade of blue of her jeans, the exact positioning of her hands, and the percentage of cleavage shown, but we don't want to overburden you with advice, now do we? LOOOOOL i cant tell if you're serious or not | ||
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sung_moon
United States10110 Posts
On July 22 2009 13:42 Kennigit wrote: Kid start being fucking awesome immediately. Shut up. Shut the fuck up right now. Put your hand out. STICK YOUR GOD DAMN HAND OUT RIGHT NOW. NOW CLENCH. DO YOU FEEL THAT!!! THAT'S LIFE. THAT'S LIFE'S BALLS. NOW YOU'VE GOT LIFE BY THE BALLS BITCH WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU A HERO OR A BUSTA?!?! WALK UP TO THAT GIRL AN SAY 'SHORTY YOU BE SOOOO FINE I"D ROLL DAT ASS LIKE A STACK'A NICKELS! DAAAAAMMMMMM" Then flick your fingers. Seriously though, stop over analyzing this. She is one girl. Whatevs. man can i have your babies? | ||
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
On July 22 2009 13:34 Manifesto7 wrote: Too much analyzing. If you like her, tell her. If you don't, stay friendly. not verbally. tell her you're not sure about her, and then sit next to her. | ||
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
The topic about cross legs... I think I read it in guygetsgirl.com But still, I'm pretty sure this is sarcasm! hahahahaha | ||
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Brett
Australia3822 Posts
On July 23 2009 10:29 GeneralStan wrote: Careful attention to detail is needed here. Simple things like smiling and laughing are meaningless to the so called fairer sex. You should pay very careful attention to her body language. If she's sitting next to you, and her legs are between 60 and 90 degrees from you, she doesn't like you. If she's between 60 and 45, she's expressing mild interest. Between 45 and 40 is the sweet spot. Any more, and she's expressing standoffishness. This same metric can be applied to her smile. If her mouth is between 100 and 60% open when she smiles, she's faking it, which is a bad sign. If it's between 60 and 45, you're good. Between 40 and 45 is truly the sweet spot. Any less, of course, and she's not interested. If you're going to touch her, make sure to consider it very carefully, and remember the 40 to 45 golden rule. If you touch her before she's ready, she might spontaneously combust (believe me, i've lost many good opportunities in this fashion). She'll at least hate you forever, which is probably worse. You've come to the right realization. Careful deliberation and analysis will prevent from awkward situations with girls!! It truly is the way to their heart. There are other factors, such as the shade of blue of her jeans, the exact positioning of her hands, and the percentage of cleavage shown, but we don't want to overburden you with advice, now do we? rofl Don't forget how many times she brushed her hair that day... or the colour of her shoes... or whether her phone is Nokia, Samsung or Sony. Critical factors! | ||
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KinosJourney2
Sweden1811 Posts
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udgnim
United States8024 Posts
you'll find out if you're in the friend zone or not | ||
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
On July 22 2009 14:17 CaucasianAsian wrote: Kennigit is the Man Fucking Toss of Starcraft, The Patrik Fucking Antonious of Poker, The Babe Fucking Ruth of Baseball, The Tony Fucking Hawk of Skateboarding. He tells it as it is. Grab life's balls and make life do what you want it to do. what's wrong with you people | ||
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AtlaS
United States1001 Posts
On July 22 2009 13:34 Manifesto7 wrote: Too much analyzing. If you like her, tell her. If you don't, stay friendly. +1 You're going overboard. The situation is in your hands and it's mostly up to you what will happen. | ||
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inertinept
Bangladesh1195 Posts
nut on her and see how she feels about that | ||
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