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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 14 2009 10:27 GMT
#21
there's not enough space to swing a golfclub through the door if your entrance is hallway-like...
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
July 14 2009 11:31 GMT
#22
If this is true, then looolll, at the same time of wdf? But could be fake.
Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
July 14 2009 12:02 GMT
#23
Fake and also probably copypasted from somewhere.
Pioneer
Profile Joined December 2008
994 Posts
July 14 2009 12:13 GMT
#24
You sound like an asshole.
georgir
Profile Joined May 2009
Bulgaria253 Posts
July 14 2009 12:34 GMT
#25
you forgot to end the thing with "ninjas. hundreds of them."
otherwise, not too bad of a story. almost realistic.
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-14 12:53:14
July 14 2009 12:52 GMT
#26
Googling "Rito - HARDRAPE - secretarySCHOOLGIRL - 2xfeature" only finds this blog
AoN.DimSum
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2983 Posts
July 14 2009 14:12 GMT
#27
the responses made this blog even funnier :D
by my idol krokkis : "U better hope Finland wont have WCG next year and that I wont gain shitloads of skill, cause then I will wash ur mouth with soap, little man."
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 14 2009 14:16 GMT
#28
On July 14 2009 15:54 Fontong wrote:
Considering the terribad poster who posted it...definitely fake.

If it was micronesia I would believe him.

Edit: especially since this is his only post this week

way to be obvious


sounds like something micronesia would do
UNFUCK YOURSELF
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
July 14 2009 15:23 GMT
#29
On July 14 2009 23:16 404.Nitrogen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2009 15:54 Fontong wrote:
Considering the terribad poster who posted it...definitely fake.

If it was micronesia I would believe him.

Edit: especially since this is his only post this week

way to be obvious


sounds like something micronesia would do

You think I would attack a little Japanese girl with a bat? Now Manifesto7 is never gonna let me visit...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Aegraen
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1225 Posts
July 14 2009 15:26 GMT
#30
Fake. If you lived anywhere near me (And this happened to be real), I'd have to keep my AR-10 loaded all the time, and my Sig40 in my socks lol.

"It is easy to be conspicuously 'compassionate' if others are being forced to pay the cost." -- Murray N. Rothbard -- Rand Paul 2010 -- Ron Paul 2012
phase
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States399 Posts
July 14 2009 16:23 GMT
#31
On July 14 2009 15:15 ProTech_MediC wrote:
Fake


and 65W is not powerful enough to be loud enough to do anything at all
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
July 15 2009 01:45 GMT
#32
On July 14 2009 16:27 TheFoReveRwaR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2009 15:54 Fontong wrote:
Considering the terribad poster who posted it...definitely fake.

If it was micronesia I would believe him.

Edit: especially since this is his only post this week

way to be obvious

nuff said

god im never gonna get tired of that

LOL
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
July 15 2009 01:53 GMT
#33
I'm going to believe it.

I believe in you!
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
July 15 2009 04:05 GMT
#34
On July 14 2009 15:22 Sprite wrote:
I don't know whats more sad the fact that you almost killed someone with a golf club or replayed the last level of crysis

LOL

qft...
ggyo...
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-15 04:11:27
July 15 2009 04:11 GMT
#35
If this is fake you are lame and if this is real you are a prick.

Also just for the record I have personally seen micronesia assault upwards of ten Japanese children on various occasions.
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
July 22 2009 14:25 GMT
#36
Whats with all the people saying this is fake?
It was a weird but entertaining read and I can't imagine he expected people to believe him this

I mean you're not gonna read harry potter and then say "FAKE!!! THAT WASNT EVEN REAL!!" right ^^
beep boop
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 22 2009 17:04 GMT
#37
On July 15 2009 13:11 Lemonwalrus wrote:
If this is fake you are lame and if this is real you are a prick.

Also just for the record I have personally seen micronesia assault upwards of ten Japanese children on various occasions.

Why should we believe anything you say, PHONY!

On June 13 2009 17:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I'm not actually a walrus.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
July 22 2009 19:15 GMT
#38
On July 15 2009 13:11 Lemonwalrus wrote:
If this is fake you are lame and if this is real you are a prick.

Also just for the record I have personally seen micronesia assault upwards of ten Japanese children on various occasions.



Got any pics?
Trucy Wright is hot
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
July 22 2009 22:47 GMT
#39
Good post... bad choice of alcohol ><
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 22 2009 23:47 GMT
#40
if it's true then the poster is a gigantic asshole
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