Pro Starcraft Coach on Craiglist?

Race Specific Training:
I will teach you EVERYTHING i know about those races, making you an unstoppable force within the World of Starcraft.
Estimated course length: 4-6 hours
Protoss: $20/hr
Zerg: $25/hr
Terran: $30/hr

" Boxer and I were great friends until he started using my dropships to gain his fame"


Things I will be teaching in Starcraft:
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Micro management (unit management)
Macro management (unit production and economy)
Map specific strategies
Basic and Advanced strategies and build orders for all three races.
In-game bugs to be used to your advantage such as unit stack, stop lurkers, etc.
Counter strategies and perfect attack timings.
Learn Korean lango, like "chobo" "gosu" "ww" etc
Basic Korean to communicate with Koreans on battle.net
Unit details, their size and their pros/cons against other units
My signature cannon rush along with my signature cheese rush (boxer learned it from me)

I'm 100% full blooded Korean, meaning I have been gifted with unparallel talent to master any video game

Boxer and I were great friends until he started using my dropships to gain his fame.

I did not compete in pro gaming because they KTF did not agree with my seven figure contract demand.

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Korean girls will be intrigued that you're such a good Starcraft player.

I will teach you EVERYTHING i know about those races, making you an unstoppable force within the World of Starcraft.