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Pro Starcraft Coach on Craiglist?

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Reptarem
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
155 Posts
July 01 2009 02:15 GMT
#1
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/lss/1246071348.html

Anyone know who this is or is just some joke o.o? I was on craiglist surfing and found this lol.

*****
whatusername
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1181 Posts
July 01 2009 02:16 GMT
#2
This is obviously a joke if you read closely
im gay
Reptarem
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
155 Posts
July 01 2009 02:18 GMT
#3
okay thanks haha
Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
July 01 2009 02:20 GMT
#4
Race Specific Training:
I will teach you EVERYTHING i know about those races, making you an unstoppable force within the World of Starcraft.
Estimated course length: 4-6 hours
Protoss: $20/hr
Zerg: $25/hr
Terran: $30/hr


Proof that P is the easiest race again!
MidnightGladius
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
China1214 Posts
July 01 2009 02:21 GMT
#5
Hahahaha, the overall quality is a bit lacking, but there are quite a few amusing gems in there .
Trust in Bayes.
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
July 01 2009 02:21 GMT
#6

" Boxer and I were great friends until he started using my dropships to gain his fame"


Things I will be teaching in Starcraft:
1a2a3a4a5a6a7a8a9a0a
Micro management (unit management)
Macro management (unit production and economy)
Map specific strategies
Basic and Advanced strategies and build orders for all three races.
In-game bugs to be used to your advantage such as unit stack, stop lurkers, etc.
Counter strategies and perfect attack timings.
Learn Korean lango, like "chobo" "gosu" "ww" etc
Basic Korean to communicate with Koreans on battle.net
Unit details, their size and their pros/cons against other units
My signature cannon rush along with my signature cheese rush (boxer learned it from me)


LOL
w/e
armed_
Profile Joined November 2008
Canada443 Posts
July 01 2009 02:22 GMT
#7
I'm 100% full blooded Korean, meaning I have been gifted with unparallel talent to master any video game

Boxer and I were great friends until he started using my dropships to gain his fame.

I did not compete in pro gaming because they KTF did not agree with my seven figure contract demand.

1a2a3a4a5a6a7a8a9a0a

Korean girls will be intrigued that you're such a good Starcraft player.

Serious business.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24768 Posts
July 01 2009 02:22 GMT
#8
My friend linked me to that a couple of hours ago haha.

He asked me if I had contacted the Korean guy yet
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Reptarem
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
155 Posts
July 01 2009 02:28 GMT
#9
must be someone on these forums, anyone know who? lol
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10829 Posts
July 01 2009 02:31 GMT
#10
my sister even linked this to me lol
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
Atrioc
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States1865 Posts
July 01 2009 02:34 GMT
#11
the Sun Tzu quote was pretty clever
Writerman what
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
July 01 2009 02:35 GMT
#12
I love that Terran is the most expensive, that's cute
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
JDizz6688
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States177 Posts
July 01 2009 02:36 GMT
#13
ROFL
JDizzPANiC.806 Diamond Z NA Let's SC 2
bigsack
Profile Joined August 2007
Korea (North)220 Posts
July 01 2009 02:38 GMT
#14
lmao funny shiet
Hilary Clinton for 2008
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States6035 Posts
July 01 2009 02:44 GMT
#15
The name he gives (ByunTae) means sexual pervert.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11562 Posts
July 01 2009 02:45 GMT
#16
rofl that guy is good. Protoss is the easiest!!
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Kurosaki
Profile Joined August 2008
United States158 Posts
July 01 2009 02:48 GMT
#17
I will teach you EVERYTHING i know about those races, making you an unstoppable force within the World of Starcraft.

Sooner or later it'll happen. Time to take the initiative.
AlTheCake
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1071 Posts
July 01 2009 02:50 GMT
#18
rofl this is halarious.
Solinren
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2653 Posts
July 01 2009 02:54 GMT
#19
"fend off 18 zealots with just 4 cannons" Remotely impossible.
geegee1
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States618 Posts
July 01 2009 03:02 GMT
#20
this is stupid boxer was taught from his friend who has passed on into another world a long time ago and yea he wants your money
pew pew
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