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BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7875 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-22 08:27:56
June 22 2009 08:22 GMT
#1
Okay, so i don't want to become an e-emo kid aournd here or anything. And i don't usually post this kind of stuff on forums... but i met this girl over the internet :S and im not sure of what to do. Anda also im not sure my friends will be able to help me that much.

Like a month ago or so, i started posting in a forum I have been reading for a long time. Its a games forum. Anyway, there was this user who everyone knew it was a girl. One day i got a PM from this girl asking for my msn account. I add her for curiosity and inmediately starts a conversation.
Ok. So everyone in the forum is sure she is a girl. Someone leeked some pics he got from her, of her doing a blowjob. This made me think she was a fake user or something like that ( you never know in teh internets =[ ).

If you want to se this pics just for curiosity

NOTE: NOT WORK SAFE

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/5492/blabla27vg.jpg
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6097/blabla10nt.jpg

NOT WORK SAFE PICTURES

So we talk like 3 days MAX over msn and she starts giving me phrases like: "we should really go drink something sometime" (we were talking about drinks). I didnt know what to do since there were some chances she was a fake. Anyway i took my chances and went to meet her yesterday's afternoon, at about 8pm. Im waiting on a bar's door and as soon as i saw every woman that passed by, i would check if it was her, =[ lol.
Ten minutes passed and i was thinking how stupid i was for going (it was a 40 minute trip on bus), when i feel someone touching my shoulder.
It was her. She was dressed pretty hot for a week day (i dont know how to call this in english) and we inmediately went inside the bar to have some beers, and after like 1 hour of drinking and talking she asks me if i wanted to go to her house (5 blocks away from where we were at). I go yes of course, thinking only about how 'friendly' she was towards me and, of course, about her pictures.

We get to her house, take the elevator and when we are about to enter her house, she starts kissing me very passionately while moving inside her house. I 'push' her to the sofa and she starts trying to unzip my jeans. And when i was about to revive what i've seen in those pictures:


Ninjas. Thousands of them flipping against the walls. Breaking every jar, painting, grandma, whatever they saw in the apartment. The camera cuts to an extreme zoom-in on a ninja clan leader, standing on top of a table. He screams some hardcore battlecry in Japanese, and i'm not sure what he's saying because there are no subtitles at this part. He takes the damn whore and breaks his neck with a kung-fu touch.

NOW IM REALLY PISSED. They ruined my blowjob. I turn my head to the other 999 ninjas ( *Music wails in the background* ), and start kicking ass "the matrix" style with slow motion and everything. I kill those 999 within seconds, but... the ninja leader gets to stab me from the back and im fucking bleeding so bad, but i couldn't care less. My wang was still hard as a rock.

I stab my the ninja leader right into his throat with my stiff cock, and unleash all them cum i have been acumulating for the last for 2 hours while using my fingers to block the sperm coming out of his ears. His head instantly explodes covering the whole room in a pinky tone.

I get to the street and take the bus home...

Note: This story actually happened to Intothewow

***
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 22 2009 08:28 GMT
#2
At first I thought this might be a troll, but then I read the rest and decided it is probably legit.
SagaZ
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
France3460 Posts
June 22 2009 08:29 GMT
#3
pics plz
Be nice, buy wards and don't feed double buff.
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
June 22 2009 08:30 GMT
#4
After reading this young sir, I am left in a mind state of "WTF". Thank you for your cooperation.
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
June 22 2009 08:36 GMT
#5
lol wtf...
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
June 22 2009 08:37 GMT
#6
LOL first time i saw this
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4640 Posts
June 22 2009 08:39 GMT
#7
Pics of ninjas please!
This neo violence, pure self defiance
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
June 22 2009 08:54 GMT
#8
Enough of these copy and paste blogs! This same story can't happen to two people!
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51416 Posts
June 22 2009 08:55 GMT
#9
ITW is fucking awesome.
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SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
June 22 2009 09:08 GMT
#10
5/5
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 22 2009 09:21 GMT
#11
lmao its so random
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 22 2009 09:31 GMT
#12
Rofl
No no no no its not mine!
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-22 09:33:01
June 22 2009 09:31 GMT
#13
So why did you post something that was already posted by ITW?
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-22 09:41:14
June 22 2009 09:35 GMT
#14
On June 22 2009 18:31 Pika Chu wrote:
So why did you post something that was already posted by ITW?

On June 22 2009 17:37 DoX.) wrote:
LOL first time i saw this


actually this is dumb
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7875 Posts
June 22 2009 09:35 GMT
#15
click the blogs tab to get to the blog forum, then read some of the titles, you will see what i did
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
June 22 2009 09:39 GMT
#16
"So I got jumped"?
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7875 Posts
June 22 2009 09:43 GMT
#17
Yes
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
Genjimaru
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada515 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-22 10:07:01
June 22 2009 09:55 GMT
#18
At first I was like, not another one of these damn things. But lolololol. Nice one.

You basically fresh princed all of us.
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9560 Posts
June 22 2009 09:58 GMT
#19
5/5, would read again.
I though it was fake at first because of the "girl" thing but when you said there were ninjas you convinced me that this is the truth.
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/list/4JknvV
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
June 22 2009 10:04 GMT
#20
Rofl
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
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