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my mom doesn't love me

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jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
June 03 2009 06:50 GMT
#1
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: M
Stranger: hey
You: U
You: D
You: K
You: I
You: P
You: Z
You: wow
Stranger: I LIKE THEM
You: way to go
You: u fucking
You: c-c-c-c-c comooobbbbobreakkaa
You: wuld u eva hump a mudkipz if i bring it 2 clazz
Stranger: do you have adhd
Stranger: i would
You: how hard
Stranger: super hard
Stranger: at about 9000 ft lbs hard
You: i came
You: marry me
You: wait
Stranger: are u a man?
You: are u a guy or a girl
Stranger: :-O
Stranger: you read my mind
You: oh shit
Stranger: it does not matter
Stranger: we must be soul mates
You: uhh
You: k
You: but
You: how do we stay in contact
You: : \\
Stranger: morse code
Stranger: look into the sky
Stranger: and ill always be there
You: BUT
You: THERE WERE JETS IN THE SKY TODAY
You: I WAS SCARED : (
Stranger: Oh NOes
Stranger: Jets
You: my friend thought it was a gundam
Stranger: i can protect you from the big bad jets
You: thanks mom
Stranger: no problem son
Stranger:
You: uhh
You: i have huntingtons
You: i think u should get checked out too
Stranger: i have severe diarehhea
You: im srs bizns mom
You: you could die
You: i love you
Stranger:
Stranger: u break heart
Stranger: QQ
You: QQ I WILL BE OKAUY
You: I'LL BE THERE HOLDING YOUR HAND
Stranger: dont leave my side
You: I'LL BE HERE FOREVER
Stranger: and ever?
You: YES
You: but..
You: i have Spinocerebellar ataxia
Stranger: :-O
Stranger: I am giving you away son
Stranger: you are to much for me to handle
You: T_T I'LL REMEMBER YOU FOREVER
Stranger:
Stranger: Ill forget you in an hour
Stranger: or a half
You: but
You: butt
You: i
You: got in one little fight
Stranger: and i got scared
You: so i moved with my auntie and uncle in bel air
Stranger: you whistled for a cab
You: The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
You: k i didn't know
You: =_=
You: immaa failure
You: plz don't kick me out
You: i wub joo
Stranger: how can I believe anything you tell me anymore
Stranger: I feel like its all a lie
You: : (
You: you know i still love you
You: thats all that matters right
You: if anythign happened to you i would be crushed
Stranger: how do i know...
You: i
You: ..
You: but
Stranger: show me you love me
You: i don't know how
Stranger: show me!@
You: spinocerebellar ataxia is getting worse
You: i can't move my body anymore
Stranger: your typing'
You: its not me
You: my doctor is conving my messages
Stranger: how does he know what you think
You: im using my finger tips on morse code
You: since i can't move any thing else
Stranger: lies
Stranger: lies
Stranger: thats fast morse coode
Stranger: CODE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 03 2009 06:52 GMT
#2
Neither do I.
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
June 03 2009 06:54 GMT
#3
oh fuck no you can't be, but you are... no... it ... BUT. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
June 03 2009 06:54 GMT
#4
AHahA omegle... hang on I'll do another "WHAT IS LOVE" spree
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
June 03 2009 06:57 GMT
#5
Stranger: allo
You: WHAT IS LOVE?
Stranger: BABY DONT HURT ME
You: I love you haha
You: thank you!
Stranger: no fucking problem
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
June 03 2009 07:01 GMT
#6
at least your mom didn't throw you out, i loved her, but... i don't know what to think anymore
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20154 Posts
June 03 2009 07:24 GMT
#7
Stranger: how can I believe anything you tell me anymore
Stranger: I feel like its all a lie
You: : (
You: you know i still love you
You: thats all that matters right
You: if anythign happened to you i would be crushed
Stranger: how do i know...

god i was SO waiting for some linkin park lyrics there
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
June 03 2009 07:54 GMT
#8
I bet you it was somebody from TL LOL
Use it or lose it
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
June 03 2009 08:52 GMT
#9
One step closer to the edge, I guess.
And all is illuminated.
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
June 03 2009 10:16 GMT
#10
I really don't see how you guys are seeing this as being fun or amusing...
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
June 03 2009 10:25 GMT
#11
this did not warrant its own blog

in fact, you, as a user, don't warrant your own account
posting on liquid sites in current year
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
June 03 2009 10:49 GMT
#12
rofl
https://www.twitch.tv/MasterReY/ ~ Biggest Reach fan on TL.net (Don't even dare to mention LR now) ~ R.I.P Violet ~ Developer of SCRChart
TL+ Member
PriitM
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Algeria181 Posts
June 03 2009 11:23 GMT
#13
--- Nuked ---
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
June 03 2009 12:10 GMT
#14
r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
June 03 2009 12:32 GMT
#15
What in the heck?
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
June 03 2009 13:46 GMT
#16
omegle thread #5010342910310
gj
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
Aqo[il]
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Israel183 Posts
June 03 2009 13:49 GMT
#17
Look what this thread made me do...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: My mom doesn't love me.
Stranger: so poor
You: Want to be my mom instead?
Stranger: can i?
You: If you're a good parent
Stranger: i aint..
Stranger: of course
You: Wow you're really useless
You have disconnected.
Reavers. Lurkers. Vultures. Defilers. Corsairs. Vessels. Why did they remove all the cool units from SC2...?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
June 03 2009 14:06 GMT
#18
hurrr durrr *exchanges a bunch of 4chan memes with some unknown faggot* HURHRUHR DURRRR
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
June 03 2009 14:42 GMT
#19
On June 03 2009 23:06 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
hurrr durrr *exchanges a bunch of 4chan memes with some unknown faggot* HURHRUHR DURRRR


XD BUT THE INTERNET IS SO RANDUM!!
U Gotta Skate.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
June 03 2009 14:52 GMT
#20
fuck your internet humor
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