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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24812 Posts
May 30 2009 00:42 GMT
#21
Thread title was amazingly accurate.

Funny thing is, I never would have understood your Courage reference before today, but I happened to watch a chunk of an episode today (courage is turned into a fly).
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
May 30 2009 01:47 GMT
#22
MASTURBATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
May 30 2009 01:49 GMT
#23
You can try to beat my old high school's unofficial record of 27 times in one day and tell us if it's actually possible. I say it's not, my guess is you'll probably start spewing blood rather than semen when your closing in on the 20th time. Good luck thou.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
May 30 2009 01:52 GMT
#24
Some incentive: http://www.jackinworld.com/ GOGO!
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
May 30 2009 02:00 GMT
#25
Try digging a hole.
THE BIGGEST HOLE YOU CAN.
... yeah, I think so.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
May 30 2009 04:29 GMT
#26
yaay happy birthday raptor
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
May 30 2009 04:55 GMT
#27
On May 30 2009 07:14 MiniRoman wrote:
I was looking for some MILF ASS. Let down

ROFL i lol-ed
On May 30 2009 13:29 EsX_Raptor wrote:
yaay happy birthday raptor

yay happy birthday! i still say take my advice!
ggyo...
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
May 30 2009 07:50 GMT
#28
Your girlfriend must have trained your ass well if it can swallow shit.
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