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EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
May 29 2009 22:07 GMT
#1
My car broke down a couple weeks ago. When it did, I thought it wasn't a big deal, but now I'm swallowing my own words up my ass.

There is no fucking where to go.

For those of you who watched Courage The Cowardly Dog:

+ Show Spoiler +
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Well, I live pretty much in the same place he did. Freaking nowhere homies! I can't go anywhere, I can't do anything, my girl is being an ass "you live too far hobo," and I'm sitting here banging my head on the wall waiting for time to eat my bones further.

Who would've thought boredom was such an ass.

I'm going to be sitting here for a damn long while since I don't see when I'm going to go fix that fucking Tin Man (poor students can't afford ramen noodles).

Oh well fuck. What you guys recommend me? -.-

***
ZidaneTribal
Profile Joined September 2007
United States2800 Posts
May 29 2009 22:09 GMT
#2
watch some videos on youtube
fuck lag
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
May 29 2009 22:09 GMT
#3
I'd recommend walking. Or whipping your girlfriend into shape. "you live too far hobo" wouldn't fly with me.
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
May 29 2009 22:11 GMT
#4
do you have a bike?
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-29 22:14:22
May 29 2009 22:13 GMT
#5
If you live in the middle of nowhere... Write, draw, etc... I can't tell you how much I hate living near people when I'm trying to do creative work and focus. Chainsaws and lawnmowers and general dickery all day...

Yeah, just explore your creativity. Maybe buy a bike and starting biking for 3 hours everyday (1 and a half to civilization and your girlfriend, 1 and a half back... maybe scratch the one and a half back if you spend the night with her :O).

EDIT: Oh Rage beat me while I was posting
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
May 29 2009 22:14 GMT
#6
I was looking for some MILF ASS. Let down
Nak Allstar.
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
May 29 2009 22:14 GMT
#7
Welcome to my life the last 2 years, every week from monday to friday.

But then i got kicked out lol.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
May 29 2009 22:15 GMT
#8
do some marathon
Syxygy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
558 Posts
May 29 2009 22:16 GMT
#9
On May 30 2009 07:14 MiniRoman wrote:
I was looking for some MILF ASS. Let down

CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
May 29 2009 22:17 GMT
#10
Lots of masturbation.
444 444 444 444
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
May 29 2009 22:21 GMT
#11
On May 30 2009 07:16 Syxygy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2009 07:14 MiniRoman wrote:
I was looking for some MILF ASS. Let down


No no no no its not mine!
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
May 29 2009 22:26 GMT
#12
u can finally take this time to resolve ur religious inquiries?
ggyo...
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1850 Posts
May 29 2009 22:34 GMT
#13
On May 30 2009 07:11 RaGe wrote:
do you have a bike?

CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-29 22:45:33
May 29 2009 22:44 GMT
#14
and how far is this "nowhere" exactly?
10-20 kilometers shouldn't be a problem at all biking few times a day to the city.
Sprite
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1015 Posts
May 29 2009 22:47 GMT
#15
On May 30 2009 07:17 CrimsonLotus wrote:
Lots of masturbation.


best thing to cure boredom good form of exercise too!
Firebathero is still the best!
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
May 29 2009 23:15 GMT
#16
On May 30 2009 07:47 Sprite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2009 07:17 CrimsonLotus wrote:
Lots of masturbation.


best thing to cure boredom good form of exercise too!


Exercise? How the fuck do you masturbate?
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
May 29 2009 23:40 GMT
#17
On May 30 2009 07:14 MiniRoman wrote:
I was looking for some MILF ASS. Let down



heh... well just walk :D
Life?
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 29 2009 23:41 GMT
#18
Can you not get your car repaired? What exactly is wrong with it?
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5015 Posts
May 30 2009 00:01 GMT
#19
Try this,Its what cured my boredom the other day.It does become addicting though so be careful.And yes you can make 6 figures from just working as a balloon twister.I shit you knot(pun get it haha)

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=94162
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
wonkman
Profile Joined March 2008
United States520 Posts
May 30 2009 00:30 GMT
#20
hey.. i heard of a nice game.. was .. starcraft or something i think theres this site all about it omg!
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