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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
May 29 2009 20:08 GMT
#121
Lol konadora is so damn cute, I can't wait till he streams again.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
May 29 2009 20:08 GMT
#122
I saw some stuff about The Office and Scrubs porn parodys and it's not that I'm turned on about wanting to watch it it's that I'm so interested.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
May 29 2009 20:11 GMT
#123
On May 30 2009 05:08 Fontong wrote:
Lol konadora is so damn cute, I can't wait till he streams again.

I'll be streaming today's SKT1 game
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Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
May 29 2009 20:12 GMT
#124
On May 30 2009 04:35 konadora wrote:
Spending time on TL chatting up discussions is better than watching porn imo

I never said I don't feel sexual desire, Of course I go 'whoa nice' when I see some hot girl. I only said that porn = shit because why can't you just wait until you get a good girl, make her your wife and then get laid?

why not get laid before making her your wife
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
May 29 2009 20:14 GMT
#125
I am a moralfag that's why

I value my virginity
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tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
May 29 2009 20:15 GMT
#126
On May 30 2009 05:14 konadora wrote:
I am a moralfag that's why

I value my virginity

I give that until college.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
May 29 2009 20:16 GMT
#127
konadora fighting~~!
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
May 29 2009 20:22 GMT
#128
--- Nuked ---
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
May 29 2009 21:24 GMT
#129
Speaking of useless porn dialogs: I'm gonna go ahead and translate a famous German porn dialog for you.



GIRL: So this is the fuse box we're having problems with. Could you take a look at it?
GUY: Yeah sure, but... why's there straw on the ground everywhere?
GIRL: Hmm... and why are you wearing a mask?
GUY: Hmm.... pffff.... yeah well why don't you blow me?
GIRL does it.
Gray[FH
Profile Joined January 2009
152 Posts
May 29 2009 21:32 GMT
#130
lol hahaha (above)
<3
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 29 2009 21:35 GMT
#131
On May 30 2009 04:20 Klockan3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2009 02:27 Chef wrote:
There's something unnatural about that, and it doesn't even feel as good to be honest.

Like wanting to have sex even if you don't have an erection at the moment?

Sort of. But when you look at porn it's generally not cause you want to have sex, it's because you want to have an orgasm (which I believe is a significant distinction). I mean, you should want to have sex when you're with (or thinking of) a woman you're attracted to, but not when you're just sitting around at your computer, you know? I'm probably digging myself a hole here lol. I just mean it always feels better when you got off because you were already aroused, not just cause you were bored.

On May 30 2009 04:35 konadora wrote:
Spending time on TL chatting up discussions is better than watching porn imo

I never said I don't feel sexual desire, Of course I go 'whoa nice' when I see some hot girl. I only said that porn = shit because why can't you just wait until you get a good girl, make her your wife and then get laid?

Marriage is a huge commitment o.o You might have said girlfriend if you wanted to sound reasonable hahaha. I understand waiting till you're in a long term relationship with someone you can trust, but waiting till after you've paid x amount of money to have a wedding is kind of pointless and risky.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
520
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2822 Posts
May 29 2009 21:36 GMT
#132
such a kawaii konadora :3
Writer
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
May 29 2009 21:41 GMT
#133
Pr0n is great, gf or not. ^_^ Great stress relief during the exams as well. :p
觀過斯知仁矣.
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-29 22:01:58
May 29 2009 21:59 GMT
#134
Late 80s anime was when anime was watchable - it was all about berserker whore cyborgs and dystopic cyberpunk sci fi worlds. The 90s and modern stuff is all animated child pornography adapted to a PG market.

"Oh, master! I don't want to do that horribly demeaning task!"
"You have to, or you get no food! I am your master!"
"Nooooooooooo!"
*scrubs floor - panty shot!*

But seriously, chances are you'll not be able to properly sexually relate to your first couple girlfriends. Screwing around is a good way to get familiar with your body and the way you act, watching porn is a good way to practice the cerebral part of sex - fantasies, lust and desire.

Eventually you'll find "the most awesome girl ever(TM)", but if you expect to find the "one true love(c)" in your first girlfriend, you're just building yourself up to dissapointment.
Savior broke my heart ;_; || twitch.tv/onnings
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
May 29 2009 22:01 GMT
#135
I think 90% of porn is pure trash.

Just some slutty looking girl getting it from a faceless penis.

Im closer to feeling dirty from looking at that than to get turned on.

But there is good porn, mostly the one related to your individual fantasies, that can actually be a good source for stress relief.
444 444 444 444
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-29 22:26:43
May 29 2009 22:26 GMT
#136
On May 30 2009 07:01 CrimsonLotus wrote:
I think 90% of porn is pure trash.

99%, if you just count vids. If you count pics it is probably 99.9%.
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
May 29 2009 23:01 GMT
#137
ok what the hell. When did teamliquid become a bunch of porn bashers. In the good old days, I would have gotten 10x the pm's I did about the great porn site that I couldn't post/link.

So virginity is cool , konadora are you highly religious or just very moral, since you weirdo's all hate watching slutty chicks with lower back tattoos getting thick cock pumped into them while they scream 'oh ya daddy, fuck me', I figure we can just discuss virtues. For instance I have sex with my girlfriend everyday and it started while she was getting a divorce, do you weirdo's think thats wrong?

Also are you a virgin if you have anal sex or oral sex with a girl, what about slippery handjobs with alot of spit, where exactly is the place to draw the line between 'achiever' and 'christ-believer'?
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-29 23:35:49
May 29 2009 23:35 GMT
#138
This one's for Kona.
[brb]
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
May 29 2009 23:51 GMT
#139
wtf is this brb nonsense
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
May 30 2009 00:13 GMT
#140
On May 30 2009 08:01 AttackZerg wrote:
So virginity is cool , konadora are you highly religious or just very moral, since you weirdo's all hate watching slutty chicks with lower back tattoos getting thick cock pumped into them while they scream 'oh ya daddy, fuck me', I figure we can just discuss virtues. For instance I have sex with my girlfriend everyday and it started while she was getting a divorce, do you weirdo's think thats wrong?

Also are you a virgin if you have anal sex or oral sex with a girl, what about slippery handjobs with alot of spit, where exactly is the place to draw the line between 'achiever' and 'christ-believer'?

Nope. moralfag reporting in.

Nah it's your own choice, I don't think it's anything right or wrong. I just treasure my virginity and I would do it the first time with someone I will be with for the rest of my life :3

Uh.. idk about the other questions rofl never thought about it
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