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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-28 01:13:50
May 27 2009 22:47 GMT
#1
This morning I was playing a TvP on Colosseum using the dropship strategy @ about C level on Iccup...


long story short, my opponent was 100 points or so short from reaching C+, and what's really funny is that he was actually a late season 130 apm scrub, no better than C- IMO.

In the game lobby he asked what does the [TL] tag in my name stand for, and I told him it's not a clan, I'm just a regular of the teamliquid forum.

Then he proceeded to show extreme frustration with every attack I made, like I was the most retarded piece of shit ever for stealing his oohh so deserved C+ rank.

In the end he called me a 'teamliquid map abuser', which I found rather funny and new.

I didn't actually respond to any of his insults, I think it's more interesting to let these kids boil by their own.

I happened to have Guncam recording, so I made a fpvod.
Enjoy!


http://www.megavideo.com/?v=7H64XFI3

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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
May 27 2009 22:48 GMT
#2
dammit the video is converting or smth

should be good in a sec
AoN.DimSum
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2983 Posts
May 27 2009 22:51 GMT
#3
aww was gonna dl it hhehehe
by my idol krokkis : "U better hope Finland wont have WCG next year and that I wont gain shitloads of skill, cause then I will wash ur mouth with soap, little man."
geegee1
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States618 Posts
May 27 2009 22:54 GMT
#4
probably played his bro
pew pew
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3395 Posts
May 27 2009 23:20 GMT
#5
He was 1 game from C+ not B- but that was a pretty cool game.
김택용 Fighting!
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
May 27 2009 23:27 GMT
#6
oh my bad
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
May 27 2009 23:30 GMT
#7
what's your apm? i can never guess from watching vods, im always way off but, i'll say.... 190?

lol@ "u suck dick noob" that one is widely known as the most harmful iccup insult there is. i'm sure you had a long night of self-reflection and wrist-cutting because of that kid
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-27 23:33:43
May 27 2009 23:33 GMT
#8
On May 28 2009 08:30 anderoo wrote:
what's your apm? i can never guess from watching vods, im always way off but, i'll say.... 190?

lol@ "u suck dick noob" that one is widely known as the most harmful iccup insult there is. i'm sure you had a long night of self-reflection and wrist-cutting because of that kid



Yes, it's terrible, I'm psychically wrecked for life, an I'm currently seeking professional help


My apm that game was 229, it's usually around 200 in long games, and up to 300 in games shorter than 10 minutes (gosu spammer ^^)
Wohmfg
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom1292 Posts
May 27 2009 23:41 GMT
#9
Tsk, abusing the map to your advantage... utterly disgraceful, ban-worthy imo.
BW4Life!
Hammy
Profile Joined January 2009
France828 Posts
May 27 2009 23:57 GMT
#10
On May 28 2009 07:47 minus_human wrote:
he was actually a late season 130 apm scrub, no better than C- IMO.

Don't look down on us newbies! That's exactly my apm!
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
May 28 2009 00:21 GMT
#11
haha nice ^_^ I love when people do taht coz i can shit on them with pure logic.
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
May 28 2009 00:44 GMT
#12
Noob: Hacker
Noob: You suck dick
Noob: fucking noob
Noob: You play like a teamliquid map abuser


dude you didn't even talk back :/. Not even a gg? Wow this guy was a complete noob though. he could have rebuilt his economy then added those gateways easily. Did he even have many observers? on a map like colo you need alot of obs with speed ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
SoulMarine
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States586 Posts
May 28 2009 00:50 GMT
#13
"Noob: Cheese T__T
Me: No, it's actually called "9Pool"
Noob: Defo not 9Pool man too early
Me: Watch rep you stupid noob."

gg no re
베이비 폭스 WeMade 파이팅! ~ WeMade 팬 ~ BaBy 팬 ~ щ(゚Д゚щ) Gee Gee Gee Gee BaBy BaBy BaBy ♫♫
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
May 28 2009 01:04 GMT
#14
On May 28 2009 09:50 SoulMarine wrote:
"Noob: Cheese T__T
Me: No, it's actually called "9Pool"
Noob: Defo not 9Pool man too early
Me: Watch rep you stupid noob."

gg no re

rofl
AlwaysGG
Profile Joined March 2009
Taiwan952 Posts
May 28 2009 01:13 GMT
#15
lol @ " teamliquid map abuser" rofl wtf
Trust 神教教主 FlaSh | Believe 火心 EffOrt
hcliff454
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada127 Posts
May 28 2009 02:26 GMT
#16
he probably just found out what noob and hacker meant that day and decided to use them
dworn it -lz
inertinept
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Bangladesh1195 Posts
May 28 2009 03:06 GMT
#17
since when does APM represent skill at all? im 90 APM tops and I hit B- this season =/ stop putting so much emphasis on APM.
With a gust of wind, perhaps.
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5536 Posts
May 28 2009 03:51 GMT
#18
inert teach me please
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
May 28 2009 04:19 GMT
#19
On May 28 2009 12:06 inertinept wrote:
since when does APM represent skill at all? im 90 APM tops and I hit B- this season =/ stop putting so much emphasis on APM.

To be fair I doubt you are 90 APM B-. I can believe 130 APM B/B-.
Help me! im still improving my English. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. M. G.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
May 28 2009 04:22 GMT
#20
lol...I absolutely love it when people try to rationalize their losses like that. I don't win often, so when it does happen, I cherish it.


APM doesn't directly represent skill, but there are limits to how solid your mechanics can be directly associated to APM.

If you know the game, but have a lower APM, you can more confidently abuse timings, adapt more effectively, etc.

However, someone who isn't less experienced and who has a similar understanding of the game as you will beat you if he has a higher APM AND effectively uses it. There's no arguing that his macro will be tighter, his timings more precise, and his micro more consistent.
Hello
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
May 28 2009 04:44 GMT
#21
On May 28 2009 12:06 inertinept wrote:
since when does APM represent skill at all? im 90 APM tops and I hit B- this season =/ stop putting so much emphasis on APM.


Replay please.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
May 28 2009 04:48 GMT
#22
it's okay, he's protoss.

no seriously what is your account and i want a replay
UNFUCK YOURSELF
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
May 28 2009 19:20 GMT
#23
I'm a 150 apm D+ Protoss who's been beaten by ~100 APM C-/C zergs. From my experience, Terran is the only race with very defined APM/mechanics ceilings.
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
May 28 2009 20:33 GMT
#24
damm TL hackers.
I CANT PLAY WITH THEM
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