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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 23 2009 02:43 GMT
#1
...is about a thousand laughs a minute.

Take a look at these gems:

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http://www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org/

The best part are the constant claims of 'research' at every turn! :D

*****
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
May 23 2009 02:44 GMT
#2
I found this actually very sad. It angers me a bit as well.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
May 23 2009 02:45 GMT
#3
I don't see what the problem is. Everything sounds legit to me.
#1 Kwanro Fan
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 23 2009 02:45 GMT
#4
Oh common, what's not funny about a haunted vagina?
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
May 23 2009 02:49 GMT
#5
Wow. I kind of have the same feelings as Faust; I'm kind of sad and angered at it, but at the same time it's pretty damned funny

May I inquire just how you came across this?
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 23 2009 02:51 GMT
#6
On May 23 2009 11:45 Chef wrote:
Oh common, what's not funny about a haunted vagina?

It's not something to joke about. One of my friends has a haunted vagina, and sometimes she comes to school and doesn't know what to do with herself. She was born this way. It's not something that she asked for, or something she can control. Sometimes she goes to the bathroom and you can hear her faint crying from the outside. She's learning to cope, but it's been a rough ride for all of us.
Next time, think before you laugh about something sensitive, douchebag.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 23 2009 02:56 GMT
#7
You can't be born with a haunted vagina. The diagram very clearly states that the ghost enters the body during intercourse.
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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 23 2009 02:59 GMT
#8
Oh, no! This means she was molested as a small child and nobody told her!
I don't know what to tell her...
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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
May 23 2009 03:01 GMT
#9
On May 23 2009 11:59 mikeymoo wrote:
Oh, no! This means she was molested as a small child and nobody told her!
I don't know what to tell her...


No offense but molestation isn't anything funny to be joking about.

Unless you are like 13 and have to still grow hair on your balls.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
May 23 2009 03:02 GMT
#10
On May 23 2009 11:59 mikeymoo wrote:
Oh, no! This means she was molested as a small child and nobody told her!
I don't know what to tell her...


Sarah?... I don't know how to tell you this, or how I know this; but your vagina is haunted and is being lined with black energy.


I'm sorry.
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 23 2009 03:09 GMT
#11
On May 23 2009 12:01 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 11:59 mikeymoo wrote:
Oh, no! This means she was molested as a small child and nobody told her!
I don't know what to tell her...


No offense but molestation isn't anything funny to be joking about.

Unless you are like 13 and have to still grow hair on your balls.

Yes, incredibly distasteful on my part. Apologies.
I was just trying to flow with Chef and that was an oversight.
Since it's been quoted twice already, I won't edit it out.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-23 03:15:32
May 23 2009 03:13 GMT
#12
I think he's just trolling you mikey Everyone has a dark sense of humour, some people just choose to pick random battles for no reason.

Have you read my story about baby murder? Now that's distasteful (actually it isn't at all, but whatever).
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
May 23 2009 03:17 GMT
#13
On May 23 2009 12:13 Chef wrote:
I think he's just trolling you mikey Everyone has a dark sense of humour, some people just choose to pick random battles for no reason.


No, I'm not. But I was willing to leave it at that and let the blog continue.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
May 23 2009 03:18 GMT
#14
On May 23 2009 12:13 Chef wrote:
I think he's just trolling you mikey Everyone has a dark sense of humour, some people just choose to pick random battles for no reason.

Have you read my story about baby murder? Now that's distasteful (actually it isn't at all, but whatever).

I don't think it's trolling...

The site however can only be explained by trolling or ignorance/stupidity.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
May 23 2009 03:29 GMT
#15
[image loading]


hahahaha... So awesome. I love these "facts".
I know where my towel is.
Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
May 23 2009 03:36 GMT
#16
Are you sure the site isn't just a parody? The 'about us' is particularly ridiculous
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 23 2009 03:39 GMT
#17
Have you seen Jesus camp? It's real my friend. Pastafarianism is a parody. These people are just like that.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
May 23 2009 03:56 GMT
#18
"The founder of the Spiritual Science Research Foundation (SSRF) is His Holiness Dr. Jayant Balaji Athavale, who by profession was a Consultant Clinical Hypnotherapist from Mumbai, India..."
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
May 23 2009 04:42 GMT
#19
On May 23 2009 12:01 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 11:59 mikeymoo wrote:
Oh, no! This means she was molested as a small child and nobody told her!
I don't know what to tell her...


No offense but molestation isn't anything funny to be joking about.

Unless you are like 13 and have to still grow hair on your balls.


Yes it is.

When its a joke.
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
May 23 2009 04:56 GMT
#20
On May 23 2009 13:42 Rotodyne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 12:01 SCC-Faust wrote:
On May 23 2009 11:59 mikeymoo wrote:
Oh, no! This means she was molested as a small child and nobody told her!
I don't know what to tell her...


No offense but molestation isn't anything funny to be joking about.

Unless you are like 13 and have to still grow hair on your balls.


Yes it is.

When its a joke.


Is it ever funny to joke about cancer? Or brain tumors?
I know I'm a hypocritical for responding to something like this but why do you feel it is necessary to justify that molestation is funny? Maybe some people can find it funny but for the majority who actually have maturity it isn't and is disrespectful.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 23 2009 05:04 GMT
#21
Maturity is more than being self-righteous (actually being self-righteous is immature in and of itself). Maturity is understanding. You have a lot to learn about the world if joking about dark topics offends you. Joking about horrific events is one of the most common ways to cope with them. You have growing up to do, my friend.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Dromar
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States2145 Posts
May 23 2009 05:09 GMT
#22
On May 23 2009 12:29 wurm wrote:
[image loading]


hahahaha... So awesome. I love these "facts".


They must have polled people as they entered the afterlife.
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
May 23 2009 05:15 GMT
#23
On May 23 2009 14:09 Dromar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 12:29 wurm wrote:
[image loading]


hahahaha... So awesome. I love these "facts".


They must have polled people as they entered the afterlife.
It wouldn't be hard to make a website check for your IP to see if you're accessing the internet from the afterlife. If the IP is in the format of 666.x.x.x you can show polls like "How many times did you have sex without a condom?"
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
May 23 2009 05:17 GMT
#24
On May 23 2009 13:56 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 13:42 Rotodyne wrote:
On May 23 2009 12:01 SCC-Faust wrote:
On May 23 2009 11:59 mikeymoo wrote:
Oh, no! This means she was molested as a small child and nobody told her!
I don't know what to tell her...


No offense but molestation isn't anything funny to be joking about.

Unless you are like 13 and have to still grow hair on your balls.


Yes it is.

When its a joke.


Is it ever funny to joke about cancer? Or brain tumors?
I know I'm a hypocritical for responding to something like this but why do you feel it is necessary to justify that molestation is funny? Maybe some people can find it funny but for the majority who actually have maturity it isn't and is disrespectful.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-23 05:30:02
May 23 2009 05:28 GMT
#25
On May 23 2009 14:04 Chef wrote:
Maturity is more than being self-righteous (actually being self-righteous is immature in and of itself). Maturity is understanding. You have a lot to learn about the world if joking about dark topics offends you. Joking about horrific events is one of the most common ways to cope with them. You have growing up to do, my friend.


This has nothing to do with understanding.

If you think this is me not being able to take a joke then you definitely took it the wrong way and have some re-reading to do. I just thought it was inappropriate and not funny. I "understand" that is can be humorous in the context it was used. And maybe someone actually did find it funny, hell if I know.

It is your blog you are free to do what you want and I was just stating my opinion (More voiced than appreciated obviously). But to be honest I'm quite confused about the part where you started to judge my character based off how I felt at a somewhat distasteful joke. Growing up to do?

1v1 go.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
May 23 2009 05:35 GMT
#26
lolwut?

wait i do get the thing about addiction... is their grammar just really bad?
ggyo...
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-23 05:42:28
May 23 2009 05:41 GMT
#27
lol, reminds me of the bookstore down the street from where I work. It's called Christian Science Research Books. I've never been in there for fear of having to chat with fanatics, but some of the periodicals and papers are easily seen and have some ridiculously titled articles and stuff.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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