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gzealot
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Singapore238 Posts
April 25 2009 12:54 GMT
#41
girls date older guys only cos majority of older guys are more settled and mature and confident than younger guys - if you can put forth confidence, older women are ok. In fact i prefer slightly older women, they seem more down to earth, than young high school chicks who only want tall dark handsome atheletes and swimmers lol.



Although after working out intensively for 6 months, getting compliments from women feels good =D
BlueMorning
Profile Joined February 2007
United States96 Posts
April 25 2009 16:47 GMT
#42
This is quite normal really...

Women are controlled by their emotions and instincts and are designed to go with the man who has the best chances of survival, whether that is a well toned physique or money etc. it all comes down to that single aspect. That is why you will usually see beautiful women around average looking fellas with money in the bank.

Too bad its not really the same for us, we pay attention to a Woman's ability to carry our own genes and produce healthy and damn good looking children (i.e.size of hips, busts etc.)

Chef, gave the best advice though... always love and have confidence in yourself and everything will follow, there are billions of women in the world.
Tears arent a girls weapon, Its her Smile
Skyze
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada2324 Posts
April 25 2009 19:05 GMT
#43
So if you are complaining that you cant get girls because you arent a hot, good loooking rich guy.. Why are you trying to get with hot good looking girls? Shouldnt you be dating ugly girls, according to your opinion of how things work?
Canada Gaming ~~ The-Feared
gusbear
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
333 Posts
April 25 2009 20:22 GMT
#44
[image loading]


cry more pls.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
April 25 2009 21:40 GMT
#45
who is this girl going to Upenn?
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
April 25 2009 21:47 GMT
#46
What the hell? I live in like a really rich white neighborhood and all the girls here don't give a crap about academics involving the guy. Not like anyone's seeing each other once we're off to college anyway. Just wait til college and you should be able to find someone much better. Plus, at least you're white and you've gotten other white girls before. Asians have no chance on a white girl these days around here.
정명훈 화이팅!~
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
April 25 2009 21:51 GMT
#47
On April 25 2009 13:03 starflash wrote:
you lost me on "american wit" and "subtle american humour"

so you're saying: if you're good looking, have cool gear and money, have decent prospects for your future, and can make people laugh, you'll get girls.

how shallow and superficial for a girl ever wanting to be with someone like that, rather than be with someone like you :x

(oh, and by the way a girl will never date you if she's older than you)


i would like to point out the irony in what i bolded/italicized in comparison to the rest of your post
Sky
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Jordan812 Posts
April 25 2009 21:59 GMT
#48
Uh... what are your pros?
...jumping into cold water whenever I get the chance.
Tekin
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2711 Posts
April 25 2009 22:03 GMT
#49
This is why we go for foreign girls! not white wash asian girls.
Cheers! //¯◡◡¯\\ 문채원 | 한지우 -___-
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
April 25 2009 23:16 GMT
#50
On April 26 2009 07:03 Tekin wrote:
This is why we go for foreign girls! not white wash asian girls.

man fresh foreign asian girls just looks at your wallet.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
April 25 2009 23:53 GMT
#51
On April 26 2009 08:16 YPang wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2009 07:03 Tekin wrote:
This is why we go for foreign girls! not white wash asian girls.

man fresh foreign asian girls just looks at your wallet.

Which is great if you got a nice wallet.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-26 00:07:43
April 26 2009 00:07 GMT
#52
On April 26 2009 06:51 Duke wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2009 13:03 starflash wrote:

(oh, and by the way a girl will never date you if she's older than you)


i would like to point out the irony in what i bolded/italicized in comparison to the rest of your post



Half of my GFs and hookups are with older chicks, wtf are you talking about.

[image loading]

OMFG
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
April 26 2009 03:33 GMT
#53
On April 26 2009 09:07 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2009 06:51 Duke wrote:
On April 25 2009 13:03 starflash wrote:

(oh, and by the way a girl will never date you if she's older than you)


i would like to point out the irony in what i bolded/italicized in comparison to the rest of your post



Half of my GFs and hookups are with older chicks, wtf are you talking about.

[image loading]

OMFG

i like her clothes more her looks
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
April 26 2009 07:12 GMT
#54
On April 25 2009 12:26 nimysa wrote:

So whats the moral of the story here folks? If you're scrawny, not rich, not elite, not athletically built, brown/some other thing, intelligent, introspective, quiet, not an upper-class American that can make perfectly timed American brand humor jokes, you FUCKING SUCK


you surprised girls are into healthy-looking, funny and outgoing guys? Seriously, what did you expect. And you dont have to be "upper class" or "unintelligent" or "white". I see worst retards and losers get laid with amazingly looking ladies. Those girls not bright, but if you looking for a bright girl that is attractive, youre in for an upset
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-26 07:45:03
April 26 2009 07:44 GMT
#55
On April 26 2009 12:33 HeavOnEarth wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

i like her clothes more her looks


On April 25 2009 15:25 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
It sounds like you're expecting her to lower her standards for you while bemoaning your own life and making no effort to change it?


On April 25 2009 15:31 Grobyc wrote:
that moral of the story is horrible.


On April 25 2009 12:32 nataziel wrote:
Australian girls > All

That is, girls from australia, not australian race...


On April 25 2009 13:04 snowbird wrote:
did you know that it's a statistically proven fact that girls get more orgasms the higher the income of the boyfriend?


On April 25 2009 13:03 starflash wrote:
(oh, and by the way a girl will never date you if she's older than you)


A lot of gold in this thread, thoroughly enjoyed.

Oh and.
On April 25 2009 13:31 stack wrote:
cry more
there are bigger problems...biatch


Well, since technically we are on this planet to reproduce, if he can't even get the basics down, he's fucked. I consider that a pretty big problem.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Milton Friedman
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
98 Posts
April 26 2009 12:25 GMT
#56
UPenn isn't something to brag about. Let her know
nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-26 23:50:25
April 26 2009 23:44 GMT
#57
nvm
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-26 23:53:12
April 26 2009 23:52 GMT
#58
You know when you're playing TvP, and you're running your vultures around and you scan a Protoss base that has like 50 cannons? That's like a girl saying no. Just let your vultures move on until you've either teched to tanks with siege mode, or gotten yamato canon.

EDIT that's a reply to the post you just deleted
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-27 21:28:14
April 27 2009 16:10 GMT
#59
On April 27 2009 08:52 Chef wrote:
You know when you're playing TvP, and you're running your vultures around and you scan a Protoss base that has like 50 cannons? That's like a girl saying no. Just let your vultures move on until you've either teched to tanks with siege mode, or gotten yamato canon.

EDIT that's a reply to the post you just deleted

What If i'm not a terran player?

What if it's a high level PVP where i'm trying to break into the opponents natural with goons+reavers, and my opponent has goons planted on the side cliffs and I don't have enough goons to break to reinforce the attack.
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
April 28 2009 01:54 GMT
#60
chicks never ever date younger guys. ever.
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
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