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Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
April 15 2009 03:29 GMT
#1
Found this on The customer is not always right:



Customer: “Hi, can you tell me how big an order of breadsticks is?”

Me: “Well, a small is 6, and a large is 12.”

(The customer and his wife confer for a moment before he turns back to me.)

Customer: “We’re from the States; we don’t use the metric system. Can you convert it?”


*
No no no no its not mine!
Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
April 15 2009 03:30 GMT
#2
And here I was thinking soon I wouldn't have to lie and say that I was from Canada...
OMG you nasty gurl
Pseudo_Utopia
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Canada827 Posts
April 15 2009 03:32 GMT
#3
Really?... Really? That sounds kinda crazy O_O
Retired SchiSm[LighT]
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
April 15 2009 03:35 GMT
#4
I GET IT! HE'S AMERICAN SO HE'S DUMB! COMIC GENIUS!

Oh wait..
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
April 15 2009 03:37 GMT
#5
I'm usually all for stupid American jokes, but this one isn't really funny... like at all.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
April 15 2009 03:38 GMT
#6
-_-;
fail
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
April 15 2009 03:47 GMT
#7
Failure!
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
April 15 2009 03:47 GMT
#8
I laughed to hard that all my organs came out

screw you
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Viledica
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada361 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-15 03:48:07
April 15 2009 03:47 GMT
#9
lol, it's funny how unsurprised you are at such comments when you work retail or the sort long enough.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
April 15 2009 03:49 GMT
#10
There are a TON of better ones...
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
April 15 2009 03:51 GMT
#11
--- Nuked ---
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
April 15 2009 03:52 GMT
#12
A customer asked me how long our 2foot subs were tonight.
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
April 15 2009 03:54 GMT
#13
I don't get it.....
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
April 15 2009 03:57 GMT
#14
On April 15 2009 12:51 dronebabo wrote:

great
Entusman #12
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
April 15 2009 03:58 GMT
#15
there was a thread on this not too long ago lol
ydg
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States690 Posts
April 15 2009 04:04 GMT
#16
Why do we have no joke threads?


A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes home. Panicked, she puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy "I have a football."
Man "That's nice."
Boy "Want to buy it?"
Man "No, thanks."
Boy "My dad's outside."
Man "OK, how much?" Boy - $250

A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy "Dark in here."
Man "Yes, it is."
Boy "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy "$750" Man "Sold."

A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of footy. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father says, "What?! Why?! How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. You're going to church to confess!"

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. + Show Spoiler +
The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
April 15 2009 04:23 GMT
#17
LOL ydg
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
MuffiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Korea (North)201 Posts
April 15 2009 04:26 GMT
#18
On April 15 2009 13:04 ydg wrote:
Why do we have no joke threads?


A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes home. Panicked, she puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy "I have a football."
Man "That's nice."
Boy "Want to buy it?"
Man "No, thanks."
Boy "My dad's outside."
Man "OK, how much?" Boy - $250

A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy "Dark in here."
Man "Yes, it is."
Boy "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy "$750" Man "Sold."


A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of footy. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father says, "What?! Why?! How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. You're going to church to confess!"

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. + Show Spoiler +
The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".


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OreoBoi
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada1639 Posts
April 15 2009 04:37 GMT
#19
I've had much stupider questions asked when I was working.
At least they didn't start screaming at you demanding that you tell them that whatever they're looking for is in the aisle they think its in and not the aisle that you know it's in.
Everywhere
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States97 Posts
April 15 2009 04:48 GMT
#20
err...this isn't even a stupid question.

The customer was referring to the length, yet used the phrase "how big". The clerk gave some ambiguous number. It could have been the length of a breadstick or the number of breadsticks in one order. Miscommunication, nothing more.
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