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defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-09 11:24:16
April 09 2009 11:13 GMT
#1
Edit: Referencing this thread for those who are wondering.

Some time ago, our iNcontroL
Had used his sig space to extol
A bear of Nazi-mauling fame,
A hero! Voytek was his name.

Geoff's gaming landed him a curse;
It seems attention must reverse.
Now bears are flocking to adore
His rugged looks, his golden fur.

They clamor, spellbound by his charms.
Each growls his intimate appeal:
"I'd love to cuddle in those arms!"
"Come pound me like a piece of veal!"

His sordid story thus begins.
For more, please purchase "Lesser Sins."

*****
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
lxginverse
Profile Joined May 2008
Monaco1506 Posts
April 09 2009 11:22 GMT
#2
what the fuck...
fromis_9 enjoyer
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
April 09 2009 11:22 GMT
#3
Hell yeah, man.
Chains none
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
April 09 2009 11:23 GMT
#4
Just for reference:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=90977
Aesop
Profile Joined October 2007
Hungary11305 Posts
April 09 2009 11:26 GMT
#5
Well worded.
ModeratorNon veritas sed auctoritas facit legem. | Liquipedia: Don't ask me, I'm retired.
Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
April 09 2009 11:53 GMT
#6
I'm not sure about adore and fur, but it's still good.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32163 Posts
April 09 2009 11:54 GMT
#7
COme pound me like a piece of veal

oh jesus lol
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Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
April 09 2009 12:03 GMT
#8
On April 09 2009 20:53 Ellis wrote:
I'm not sure about adore and fur, but it's still good.


Now bears are flocking to adore
His rugged looks, his golden fur.

it's like the most poetic lines there, what are you talking about?
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
April 09 2009 12:11 GMT
#9
lolwut??
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
April 09 2009 13:10 GMT
#10
i wasn't with you until the last two lines. now i whole-heartedly endorse this poem (and lesser sins).
:O
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9953 Posts
April 09 2009 13:24 GMT
#11
haha nice
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
April 09 2009 13:33 GMT
#12
poetry is always lame but at least defenestrate does it properly
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
April 09 2009 13:57 GMT
#13
Yay
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
April 09 2009 14:55 GMT
#14
oh god

the veal line killed me
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
April 09 2009 15:14 GMT
#15
My goodness. That's amazing.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-09 16:36:30
April 09 2009 15:16 GMT
#16
lol this is off one of the gay sites (a sponsor for http://chubarama.net) lol
+ Show Spoiler +
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[mod edit: creepy naked dude is nsfw, spoiler that shit]

sry about no spoiler
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 09 2009 15:23 GMT
#17
defenestrate...

let it be known that there exists on this site a poet i can't compare to

you are teh b3st
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8929 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-09 22:22:46
April 09 2009 22:22 GMT
#18
That was awesome. 10/5
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
April 09 2009 22:47 GMT
#19
defenestrate, take me under your wing and teach me the ways.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
April 10 2009 00:59 GMT
#20
uhh.. cool
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