EPTBasically you get paid to receive hand jobs from nurses.
Article (NSFW): http://slamxhype.com/blogs/shanghai-that-extra-mile/
Would you do it?
Shanghai Sperm Bank
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gusbear
333 Posts
Basically you get paid to receive hand jobs from nurses. Article (NSFW): http://slamxhype.com/blogs/shanghai-that-extra-mile/ Would you do it? | ||
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zulu_nation8
China26351 Posts
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zulu_nation8
China26351 Posts
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gusbear
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Mickey
United States2606 Posts
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TommyG
United States102 Posts
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3clipse
Canada2555 Posts
Ok maybe not, but it's probably in the top 10. | ||
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Racenilatr
United States2756 Posts
On March 31 2009 09:07 Mickey wrote: Even though it's blurry, those penises look really small compared to mine. I suddenly feel really happy for some reason. Dude just shut the fuck up. You don't know half the shit us asians have to go through about penises | ||
Jibba
United States22883 Posts
![[image loading]](http://trylobyte.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/joker_nurse.jpg) Enjoy your handjob. | ||
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Ozarugold
2716 Posts
On March 31 2009 09:07 Mickey wrote: Even though it's blurry, those penises look really small compared to mine. I suddenly feel really happy for some reason. Rofl~ | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
Awesome, I wish they had that here  | ||
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eXigent.
Canada2419 Posts
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Disregard
China10252 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On March 31 2009 09:13 Racenilatr wrote: Dude just shut the fuck up. You don't know half the shit us asians have to go through about penises Ya all the asians I know get an email every day telling them that their penis is really small with a bunch of like "lol lol roflmao haha" shit mixed in there. Also they have to parade pants-less infront of a bunch of black girls and get laughed at each day at 12:00 o clock sharp. I think the worst part is how they have to wear a sign on their forehead warning girls how small their penis is. Oh wait. | ||
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Disregard
China10252 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On March 31 2009 09:17 Fontong wrote: Ya all the asians I know get an email every day telling them that their penis is really small with a bunch of like "lol lol roflmao haha" shit mixed in there. Also they have to parade pants-less infront of a bunch of black girls and get laughed at each day at 12:00 o clock sharp. I think the worst part is how they have to wear a sign on their forehead warning girls how small their penis is. Oh wait. You forgot to mentioned that most people consider asian women really hot and would love to have the chances to bang them like asian men get(or at least more often than caucasians). | ||
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Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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d1v
Sweden868 Posts
On March 31 2009 09:17 Fontong wrote: Ya all the asians I know get an email every day telling them that their penis is really small with a bunch of like "lol lol roflmao haha" shit mixed in there. Also they have to parade pants-less infront of a bunch of black girls and get laughed at each day at 12:00 o clock sharp. I think the worst part is how they have to wear a sign on their forehead warning girls how small their penis is. Oh wait. Hahahaha OMG! | ||
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404.Delirium
United States1190 Posts
On March 31 2009 09:13 Jibba wrote: Enjoy your handjob. LOL!! I love you for that! I would do it in a heartbeat =x | ||
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Agavond
448 Posts
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
On March 31 2009 09:35 404.Delirium wrote: LOL!! I love you for that! I would do it in a heartbeat =x male nurse for you! | ||
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liger13
United States1060 Posts
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koreasilver
9109 Posts
On March 31 2009 09:27 likeaboss wrote: Lol I like it but it kidna sucks that they are all lined up next to each other.... what if it got a little messy and i got sprayed by someone else. it really woudlnt be worth the 30 dollars. Don't think that far ahead, imo. | ||
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Meta
United States6225 Posts
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Ingenol
United States1328 Posts
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Pyrrhuloxia
United States6700 Posts
On March 31 2009 09:04 zulu_nation8 wrote: actually i do, why can't the donors just do it by themselves higher volume? | ||
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CapO
United States1615 Posts
where would all the ejaculations go? they would eventually cum all over the place in the groin area. i'm curious as to what the procedure's like. it'd be hilarious if you jerked off beforehand, then the nurse would have to jerk yours off for a longer period of time. she'd be tired as fuck! only if this was done in a private room,,, sucks you have to do this next to other men, while other women are watching or having daily conversations about random stuff. | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
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ilistis
United States828 Posts
On March 31 2009 09:58 CapO wrote: i don't see how the guys are lying down while the nurses are giving them handjobs,, where would all the ejaculations go? they would eventually cum all over the place in the groin area. i'm curious as to what the procedure's like. it'd be hilarious if you jerked off beforehand, then the nurse would have to jerk yours off for a longer period of time. she'd be tired as fuck! only if this was done in a private room,,, sucks you have to do this next to other men, while other women are watching or having daily conversations about random stuff. lol Can you imagine the conversations? | ||
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EscPlan9
United States2777 Posts
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
....so, how do you like your job? | ||
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il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
LOL Why would China, in all the places, have sperm banks? They're way too populated | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
On March 31 2009 10:33 il0seonpurpose wrote: LOL Why would China, in all the places, have sperm banks? They're way too populated you just answered your own question + Show Spoiler + they are overpopulated, so they need to try and solve overpopulation. How? they trick men into donating sperm for $$.. | ||
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ilistis
United States828 Posts
....umm a little bit faster please? | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
But the nurse wasn't talking to you o_O You were talking to the nurse? YOU:...so, how do you like your job? NURSE:...umm a little bit faster please? LOLwut. | ||
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Sprite
United States1015 Posts
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Osmoses
Sweden5302 Posts
But there are so many questions that come to mind. Why can't the donors jerk off themselves? The nurses must have asked this at some point. Why are the donors wearing those patient outfits and the facemasks and the hairnets? Why are all the nurses in those pictures so attractive? How could this not be a joke? If the donors can't jerk themselves off, could they at least try to implement some kind of glory hole mechanic so that the nurses wouldn't have to be stared and moaned at throughout the procedure? How much education does it take to become a jerk-off nurse? Are male nurses allowed for the position? Would you lose your $30 if you didn't let the nurse know you were coming? How many men a day would a jerk-off nurse jerk off? On the whole waitress "If I see one more cup of coffee..." end of the day sentiment, would these nurses become completely asexual after a while? At what point during a jerk-off session would the nurse give up if you stayed limp? Would they provide you with pornography like in the states? Would the pornography get freakier after the first two "sessions?" Do these nurses earn more per hour than the average prostitute? I got a thousand more, this is just too bizarre... | ||
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Too_MuchZerg
Finland2818 Posts
First you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness. Hah I bet first handjob session will be fast but last one might last little bit longer. 4-5 days without sex or masturbating will make you come quicker :D | ||
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Person514cs
1004 Posts
On March 31 2009 10:52 Osmoses wrote: If it weren't for the lack of privacy (even as much as a divider or a curtain) I'd be on my way to Shanghai right now. But there are so many questions that come to mind. Why can't the donors jerk off themselves? The nurses must have asked this at some point. Why are the donors wearing those patient outfits and the facemasks and the hairnets? Why are all the nurses in those pictures so attractive? How could this not be a joke? If the donors can't jerk themselves off, could they at least try to implement some kind of glory hole mechanic so that the nurses wouldn't have to be stared and moaned at throughout the procedure? How much education does it take to become a jerk-off nurse? Are male nurses allowed for the position? Would you lose your $30 if you didn't let the nurse know you were coming? How many men a day would a jerk-off nurse jerk off? On the whole waitress "If I see one more cup of coffee..." end of the day sentiment, would these nurses become completely asexual after a while? At what point during a jerk-off session would the nurse give up if you stayed limp? Would they provide you with pornography like in the states? Would the pornography get freakier after the first two "sessions?" Do these nurses earn more per hour than the average prostitute? I got a thousand more, this is just too bizarre... Good God.. You are really in to this. I am sure the screening process for the donors is very tough in china, considering the numbers of men there. Maybe only 1 out 100 will qualify. And out of all the males that qualifies, probably not many them know about this or is interested. | ||
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lxginverse
Monaco1506 Posts
On March 31 2009 10:33 il0seonpurpose wrote: LOL Why would China, in all the places, have sperm banks? They're way too populated also the first thing that came to my mind... 30$ for this is a great deal.. lol | ||
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yoshtodd
United States418 Posts
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