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gusbear
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
333 Posts
March 31 2009 00:01 GMT
#1
This is amazing.

Basically you get paid to receive hand jobs from nurses.

Article (NSFW): http://slamxhype.com/blogs/shanghai-that-extra-mile/

Would you do it?

*****
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
March 31 2009 00:03 GMT
#2
saw this awhile ago, I don't even know what to say wow
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
March 31 2009 00:04 GMT
#3
actually i do, why can't the donors just do it by themselves
gusbear
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
333 Posts
March 31 2009 00:06 GMT
#4
Im guessing its hygiene issues and stuff like ejaculating outside of the container
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
March 31 2009 00:07 GMT
#5
Even though it's blurry, those penises look really small compared to mine. I suddenly feel really happy for some reason.
TommyG
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States102 Posts
March 31 2009 00:10 GMT
#6
LOL
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
March 31 2009 00:12 GMT
#7
This is the most awesome thing ever.

Ok maybe not, but it's probably in the top 10.
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
March 31 2009 00:13 GMT
#8
On March 31 2009 09:07 Mickey wrote:
Even though it's blurry, those penises look really small compared to mine. I suddenly feel really happy for some reason.

Dude just shut the fuck up. You don't know half the shit us asians have to go through about penises
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
March 31 2009 00:13 GMT
#9
[image loading]


Enjoy your handjob.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
March 31 2009 00:14 GMT
#10
On March 31 2009 09:07 Mickey wrote:
Even though it's blurry, those penises look really small compared to mine. I suddenly feel really happy for some reason.

Rofl~
this is my quote.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 31 2009 00:14 GMT
#11
Holy fucking shit. You get paid to get handjobs!
Awesome, I wish they had that here
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
March 31 2009 00:16 GMT
#12
Wow, so basically you can get jacked off by some hot nurse up to 15 times a month....and get paid $30 each session? ROFL I can just see the hundreds of men forming a 3 mile line of pervertedness. I'd do it!
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
March 31 2009 00:16 GMT
#13
LOL!! Thirty Dollars aint bad.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
March 31 2009 00:17 GMT
#14
On March 31 2009 09:13 Racenilatr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 31 2009 09:07 Mickey wrote:
Even though it's blurry, those penises look really small compared to mine. I suddenly feel really happy for some reason.

Dude just shut the fuck up. You don't know half the shit us asians have to go through about penises

Ya all the asians I know get an email every day telling them that their penis is really small with a bunch of like "lol lol roflmao haha" shit mixed in there. Also they have to parade pants-less infront of a bunch of black girls and get laughed at each day at 12:00 o clock sharp. I think the worst part is how they have to wear a sign on their forehead warning girls how small their penis is.

Oh wait.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-31 00:18:55
March 31 2009 00:18 GMT
#15
Im sure they drug or something, it would* feel kinda awkward to be jerked off in public with lets just say 20 other guys. Its not a nurse fetish porn film.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 31 2009 00:20 GMT
#16
On March 31 2009 09:17 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 31 2009 09:13 Racenilatr wrote:
On March 31 2009 09:07 Mickey wrote:
Even though it's blurry, those penises look really small compared to mine. I suddenly feel really happy for some reason.

Dude just shut the fuck up. You don't know half the shit us asians have to go through about penises

Ya all the asians I know get an email every day telling them that their penis is really small with a bunch of like "lol lol roflmao haha" shit mixed in there. Also they have to parade pants-less infront of a bunch of black girls and get laughed at each day at 12:00 o clock sharp. I think the worst part is how they have to wear a sign on their forehead warning girls how small their penis is.

Oh wait.

You forgot to mentioned that most people consider asian women really hot and would love to have the chances to bang them like asian men get(or at least more often than caucasians).
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Quanticfograw
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States2053 Posts
March 31 2009 00:27 GMT
#17
Lol I like it but it kidna sucks that they are all lined up next to each other.... what if it got a little messy and i got sprayed by someone else. it really woudlnt be worth the 30 dollars.
https://twitter.com/quanticfograw
d1v
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Sweden868 Posts
March 31 2009 00:31 GMT
#18
On March 31 2009 09:17 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 31 2009 09:13 Racenilatr wrote:
On March 31 2009 09:07 Mickey wrote:
Even though it's blurry, those penises look really small compared to mine. I suddenly feel really happy for some reason.

Dude just shut the fuck up. You don't know half the shit us asians have to go through about penises

Ya all the asians I know get an email every day telling them that their penis is really small with a bunch of like "lol lol roflmao haha" shit mixed in there. Also they have to parade pants-less infront of a bunch of black girls and get laughed at each day at 12:00 o clock sharp. I think the worst part is how they have to wear a sign on their forehead warning girls how small their penis is.

Oh wait.


Hahahaha OMG!
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404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
March 31 2009 00:35 GMT
#19
On March 31 2009 09:13 Jibba wrote:
[image loading]


Enjoy your handjob.


LOL!! I love you for that!

I would do it in a heartbeat =x
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
Agavond
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
448 Posts
March 31 2009 00:40 GMT
#20
Wouldn't the nurses get tired from whacking off guys 24/7? I like how it says "sessions" like some pervy asians have morals of not coming back more than those singled sessions. In the US doesn't sperm banks offer more money anyways?
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