Shanghai Sperm Bank - Page 2

On March 31 2009 09:35 404.Delirium wrote:


LOL!! I love you for that!

I would do it in a heartbeat =x

On March 31 2009 09:27 likeaboss wrote:
Lol I like it but it kidna sucks that they are all lined up next to each other.... what if it got a little messy and i got sprayed by someone else. it really woudlnt be worth the 30 dollars.

On March 31 2009 09:04 zulu_nation8 wrote:
actually i do, why can't the donors just do it by themselves

On March 31 2009 09:58 CapO wrote:
i don't see how the guys are lying down while the nurses are giving them handjobs,,

where would all the ejaculations go?

they would eventually cum all over the place in the groin area.

i'm curious as to what the procedure's like. it'd be hilarious if you jerked off beforehand, then the nurse would have to jerk yours off for a longer period of time. she'd be tired as fuck!

only if this was done in a private room,,, sucks you have to do this next to other men, while other women are watching or having daily conversations about random stuff.

On March 31 2009 10:12 ilistis wrote:


lol Can you imagine the conversations?

On March 31 2009 10:24 OmgIRok wrote:


....so, how do you like your job?

On March 31 2009 10:33 il0seonpurpose wrote:



LOL


Why would China, in all the places, have sperm banks? They're way too populated

On March 31 2009 10:24 OmgIRok wrote:


....so, how do you like your job?

On March 31 2009 10:37 ilistis wrote:


....umm a little bit faster please?

First you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.

On March 31 2009 10:52 Osmoses wrote:
If it weren't for the lack of privacy (even as much as a divider or a curtain) I'd be on my way to Shanghai right now.

But there are so many questions that come to mind. Why can't the donors jerk off themselves? The nurses must have asked this at some point. Why are the donors wearing those patient outfits and the facemasks and the hairnets? Why are all the nurses in those pictures so attractive? How could this not be a joke? If the donors can't jerk themselves off, could they at least try to implement some kind of glory hole mechanic so that the nurses wouldn't have to be stared and moaned at throughout the procedure? How much education does it take to become a jerk-off nurse? Are male nurses allowed for the position? Would you lose your $30 if you didn't let the nurse know you were coming? How many men a day would a jerk-off nurse jerk off? On the whole waitress "If I see one more cup of coffee..." end of the day sentiment, would these nurses become completely asexual after a while? At what point during a jerk-off session would the nurse give up if you stayed limp? Would they provide you with pornography like in the states? Would the pornography get freakier after the first two "sessions?" Do these nurses earn more per hour than the average prostitute?

I got a thousand more, this is just too bizarre...

On March 31 2009 10:33 il0seonpurpose wrote:



LOL


Why would China, in all the places, have sperm banks? They're way too populated