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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-24 15:57:08
March 21 2009 19:00 GMT
#1
The following posts are an example of how to shit on a thread:

**
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
March 21 2009 19:04 GMT
#2
in an effort to add content to this thread, i decided to be less brief about this

dot dot dot
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-21 19:11:28
March 21 2009 19:06 GMT
#3
You're an inspiration.

+ Show Spoiler +
Really, why do you even read my posts if you don't like me? I pity you for wasting your time on something that obviously doesn't make you happy.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
myrmidon2537
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Philippines2188 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-21 19:10:02
March 21 2009 19:08 GMT
#4
I laff'd. Nice one's.

Then again, I'm the guy who has fun in making extremely corny jokes, so.. yeah, =P I'll remember these.

EDIT: My first post on any blog and I'm a zealot.. w00t =P
IPT.PromilKid: I'm only good at Marvel
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24757 Posts
March 21 2009 19:32 GMT
#5
Optimism: good. I agree.

On March 22 2009 04:06 Chef wrote:
You're an inspiration.

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Really, why do you even read my posts if you don't like me? I pity you for wasting your time on something that obviously doesn't make you happy.

You used to do the same thing lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
March 21 2009 19:46 GMT
#6
On March 22 2009 04:06 Chef wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
Really, why do you even read my posts if you don't like me? I pity you for wasting your time on something that obviously doesn't make you happy.


this is really funny and ironic
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-21 19:59:56
March 21 2009 19:57 GMT
#7
Why? What you're referring to I didn't like, so I stopped reading it. Heaven forbid I have the wits to do so. If you want to talk about such things, you should PM them to me, since they're obviously not appropriate for open boards. If you just want to be snarky, you can keep it to yourself since you're just trolling
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
March 21 2009 20:01 GMT
#8
blog sucks 0/5
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
March 21 2009 20:34 GMT
#9
Forum politics I can't believe it's anything else until someone not from your group can agree. I'd appreciate it if you just let my threads die if you thought they were so terrible, instead of killing them for fear someone might appreciate them. Now even if someone did like it, there's a wall of 4 jerks from the old boys club to scare them off.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
March 21 2009 20:46 GMT
#10
meh , ok
didn't really have a "lol effect"
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24757 Posts
March 21 2009 20:50 GMT
#11
On March 22 2009 05:34 Chef wrote:
Forum politics I can't believe it's anything else until someone not from your group can agree. I'd appreciate it if you just let my threads die if you thought they were so terrible, instead of killing them for fear someone might appreciate them. Now even if someone did like it, there's a wall of 4 jerks from the old boys club to scare them off.

You mean 3 jerks!
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
March 21 2009 20:57 GMT
#12
I say Chef should lay off the humor and stick to making only angry posts like normal.

Also I think that even if micronesia's post isn't funny it tends to be cute anyway, like the one above.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Moff
Profile Joined August 2008
United Kingdom166 Posts
March 21 2009 20:59 GMT
#13
On March 22 2009 05:01 mahnini wrote:
blog sucks 0/5


this
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
March 21 2009 21:08 GMT
#14
wtf is http://www.bash.org/ anyway?
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
March 21 2009 21:23 GMT
#15
haha. I laughed.
Hello
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-21 22:13:12
March 21 2009 22:09 GMT
#16
blah nm
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24757 Posts
March 21 2009 22:38 GMT
#17
On March 22 2009 05:57 Fontong wrote:
I say Chef should lay off the humor and stick to making only angry posts like normal.

Also I think that even if micronesia's post isn't funny it tends to be cute anyway, like the one above.

lol what?

Where was the attempt at humor?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
March 21 2009 22:47 GMT
#18
God i hate people copy pasting msn convos, how about adding some content of your own -_-
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
March 22 2009 00:09 GMT
#19
On March 22 2009 07:38 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2009 05:57 Fontong wrote:
I say Chef should lay off the humor and stick to making only angry posts like normal.

Also I think that even if micronesia's post isn't funny it tends to be cute anyway, like the one above.

lol what?

Where was the attempt at humor?

What I meant was, even though there wasn't attempt a humor in this particular post, it was cute anyway.

:3
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Insane
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States4991 Posts
March 22 2009 00:21 GMT
#20
Chef rather than arguing with them, you know you can ban people from your blog?
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
March 22 2009 01:34 GMT
#21
On March 22 2009 09:21 HnR)Insane wrote:
Chef rather than arguing with them, you know you can ban people from your blog?


Or seduce them.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
mrgerry
Profile Joined September 2008
United States1508 Posts
March 22 2009 02:09 GMT
#22
Sex always adds to a blog I agree with Testie.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
March 22 2009 03:03 GMT
#23
On March 22 2009 07:47 Cloud wrote:
God i hate people copy pasting msn convos, how about adding some content of your own -_-

[image loading]

God!

+ Show Spoiler +
I figured since I wrote it, it was my content.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
March 22 2009 04:20 GMT
#24
Well it made me smile.
;p
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
March 22 2009 04:51 GMT
#25
On March 22 2009 09:21 HnR)Insane wrote:
Chef rather than arguing with them, you know you can ban people from your blog?


But that's like admitting defeat.
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
March 22 2009 04:55 GMT
#26
LOL
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
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