My voice isnt meant for singing (As you'll clearly see) But I tried my hardest. Took me 2 minutes to write it, and 15 to record it
http://www.2shared.com/file/5131305/3fbc9446/How_to_be_BM.html
This song is an SC parody of the song How To Save A Life by the Fray. Its a song from the perspective of a BM self-titled gosu, who keeps getting beaten and cant deal with it.
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Step one you scout, theres something wrong
His scout has been missing a bit too long
But he wouldnt cheese, hes a nice man,
Too late, Proxy gates, goddamn.
Suddenly theres zealots left and right
I kinda think this is a lost fight
My supply is dropping, at alarming rates
I begin to wonder why I game.
Where did I go wrong,
I lost the game,
Fuck, there are mutas in my main,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.
Let him think, that he plays best,
cuz after all, I am the best.
Try to slip past his defence,
fuck he has 3 cannons.
Tell him what he did was wrong,
now my e-peen isnt as long,
Try to cheese him next game,
Fuck it failed, stupid scouting is lame
Where did I go wrong,
I lost my main,
somwhere, along in the mid game,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.
As he begins to macro hard
I raise my APM, spamming like a tard
Woah look at that huge force,
I type "gg, you blow goats"
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll post on TL about the game
And I'll forever be called BM.
Where did I go wrong,
I lost the game,
Fuck, there are mutas in my main,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.
Where did I go wrong,
I lost my main,
somwhere, along in the mid game,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings...
Where did I go wrong,
I lost the game,
Fuck, there are mutas in my main,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.
Where did I go wrong,
I lost my main,
somwhere, along in the mid game,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.
His scout has been missing a bit too long
But he wouldnt cheese, hes a nice man,
Too late, Proxy gates, goddamn.
Suddenly theres zealots left and right
I kinda think this is a lost fight
My supply is dropping, at alarming rates
I begin to wonder why I game.
Where did I go wrong,
I lost the game,
Fuck, there are mutas in my main,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.
Let him think, that he plays best,
cuz after all, I am the best.
Try to slip past his defence,
fuck he has 3 cannons.
Tell him what he did was wrong,
now my e-peen isnt as long,
Try to cheese him next game,
Fuck it failed, stupid scouting is lame
Where did I go wrong,
I lost my main,
somwhere, along in the mid game,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.
As he begins to macro hard
I raise my APM, spamming like a tard
Woah look at that huge force,
I type "gg, you blow goats"
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll post on TL about the game
And I'll forever be called BM.
Where did I go wrong,
I lost the game,
Fuck, there are mutas in my main,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.
Where did I go wrong,
I lost my main,
somwhere, along in the mid game,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings...
Where did I go wrong,
I lost the game,
Fuck, there are mutas in my main,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.
Where did I go wrong,
I lost my main,
somwhere, along in the mid game,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.
Hope you enjoy it!
EDIT: Replaced the rapidshit link with a working one.