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Re: SC song parody

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TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-20 17:33:09
March 20 2009 06:28 GMT
#1
Inspired by archaic and Ypang's blogs
My voice isnt meant for singing (As you'll clearly see) But I tried my hardest. Took me 2 minutes to write it, and 15 to record it


http://www.2shared.com/file/5131305/3fbc9446/How_to_be_BM.html

This song is an SC parody of the song How To Save A Life by the Fray. Its a song from the perspective of a BM self-titled gosu, who keeps getting beaten and cant deal with it.

+ Show Spoiler +
Step one you scout, theres something wrong
His scout has been missing a bit too long
But he wouldnt cheese, hes a nice man,
Too late, Proxy gates, goddamn.

Suddenly theres zealots left and right
I kinda think this is a lost fight
My supply is dropping, at alarming rates
I begin to wonder why I game.

Where did I go wrong,
I lost the game,
Fuck, there are mutas in my main,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.

Let him think, that he plays best,
cuz after all, I am the best.
Try to slip past his defence,
fuck he has 3 cannons.

Tell him what he did was wrong,
now my e-peen isnt as long,
Try to cheese him next game,
Fuck it failed, stupid scouting is lame

Where did I go wrong,
I lost my main,
somwhere, along in the mid game,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.


As he begins to macro hard
I raise my APM, spamming like a tard
Woah look at that huge force,
I type "gg, you blow goats"
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll post on TL about the game
And I'll forever be called BM.


Where did I go wrong,
I lost the game,
Fuck, there are mutas in my main,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.
Where did I go wrong,
I lost my main,
somwhere, along in the mid game,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.

If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings...

Where did I go wrong,
I lost the game,
Fuck, there are mutas in my main,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.
Where did I go wrong,
I lost my main,
somwhere, along in the mid game,
And I would have won this easily
If you hadnt cheesed with 5 pool lings.


Hope you enjoy it!

EDIT: Replaced the rapidshit link with a working one.

*****
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 20 2009 06:32 GMT
#2
These three blogs bring back good memories.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=68213
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TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
March 20 2009 06:37 GMT
#3
Heh, wow that's really cool. I felt inspired to write this after hearing your aerosmith SC parody and just couldn't get it out of my head till i was done
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 20 2009 06:45 GMT
#4
lol I made up a rhythm of your song in my head while reading out the lyrics. Pretty funny
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 20 2009 06:46 GMT
#5
On March 20 2009 15:37 TheAntZ wrote:
Heh, wow that's really cool. I felt inspired to write this after hearing your aerosmith SC parody and just couldn't get it out of my head till i was done

I just sing, I leave the writing to TL
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araav
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Armenia1590 Posts
March 20 2009 07:48 GMT
#6
lol cute
The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6430 Posts
March 20 2009 08:54 GMT
#7
lol nice lyrics, can't believe it only took you 17 minutes to do the entire thing
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
March 20 2009 11:46 GMT
#8
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This file is neither allocated to a Premium Account, or a Collector's Account, and can therefore only be downloaded 10 times.

This limit is reached.

Lim Yo Hwan forever!
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-20 15:24:40
March 20 2009 13:08 GMT
#9
Oops, sec, reuploading :x
EDIT: Link now Included in OP.
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
March 20 2009 14:16 GMT
#10
ROFL reupload asap :D
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Forgottenfrog
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1268 Posts
March 20 2009 17:10 GMT
#11
great song. 5 stars blog ^_^
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
March 20 2009 17:24 GMT
#12
ROFL, you're songs rape mine... XD
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
March 20 2009 17:31 GMT
#13
Thanks, glad you like em guys If you guys got any songs you'd like SC-fied, let me know, and I'll try to write something up. Although I think it'd be better if mikeymoo sang, not me :|
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
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