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lxginverse
Profile Joined May 2008
Monaco1506 Posts
March 14 2009 07:07 GMT
#21
On March 14 2009 14:10 PianoMan wrote:
OK, I am perfectly straight, definitely not gay but I kind of had an experience once. I was at my friend's house (he's not gay either) and we were playing a perfectly heterosexual videogame on the X-Box (which is much less gay than the Gamecube). So I stand up because I beat him (in the game) and my pants by pure accident fall down and he can see my penis.

He walks over to go puke in the bathroom but he accidentally tripped and his mouth landed on my penis. I was struggling to push him off me but I guess because we were pushing against each other he unknowingly started giving me a blow job. I kept yelling at him to stop because I'm not gay, not at all but I guess his asthma kicked in and he kept doing it. Eventually I came but only because I was thinking of Jessica Alba who is a woman and not a man, because I am straight and only like women and my friend was forced to swallow my manchowder because we didn't want anyone to think that all these events were anymore than an unfortunate accident which they were because neither of us are gay and neither of us likes men so it was all just an accident.

P i a n o M a n


win
fromis_9 enjoyer
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 14 2009 07:08 GMT
#22
On March 14 2009 15:54 Dgtl wrote:
Amazing story PianoMan, even if it was stolen from another sight. I was rofling for the whole post

You god damn better well have been.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=89388
I won't have none of that shit.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
hazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom570 Posts
March 14 2009 09:33 GMT
#23
rofl nice story

h a z
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
March 14 2009 10:07 GMT
#24
HAHAHA pianoman wins this blog
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 14 2009 10:24 GMT
#25
Lol retarded blog + ownage post + admittance to plagiarism + mini meme.

Success.

f a n a t a c i s t
Peace~
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
March 14 2009 10:56 GMT
#26
D a m n I w a n t t o w r i t e l i k e t h a t t o o

Murlox
Resistance ain't futile
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
March 14 2009 11:09 GMT
#27
On March 14 2009 14:10 PianoMan wrote:
OK, I am perfectly straight, definitely not gay but I kind of had an experience once. I was at my friend's house (he's not gay either) and we were playing a perfectly heterosexual videogame on the X-Box (which is much less gay than the Gamecube). So I stand up because I beat him (in the game) and my pants by pure accident fall down and he can see my penis.

He walks over to go puke in the bathroom but he accidentally tripped and his mouth landed on my penis. I was struggling to push him off me but I guess because we were pushing against each other he unknowingly started giving me a blow job. I kept yelling at him to stop because I'm not gay, not at all but I guess his asthma kicked in and he kept doing it. Eventually I came but only because I was thinking of Jessica Alba who is a woman and not a man, because I am straight and only like women and my friend was forced to swallow my manchowder because we didn't want anyone to think that all these events were anymore than an unfortunate accident which they were because neither of us are gay and neither of us likes men so it was all just an accident.

P i a n o M a n



i sent this to 3 of my friends, reall funny

notgay istheshit
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Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
March 14 2009 12:27 GMT
#28
I'm not gay, not at all but I guess his asthma kicked in and he kept doing it. Eventually I came but only because I was thinking of Jessica Alba who is a woman and not a man, because I am straight and only like women




Hey I have a dog as well and he is a dude... then I thought to myself... Hey, Why don't I remove my pants and let the dog lick my rooster... " Unfortunately, I can't do it since I can't think of Lassie...

Sorry, I'm not gay and I didn't copy/paste this shit from another website

L i C m Y o B e L i s K

I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
March 14 2009 15:19 GMT
#29
On March 14 2009 21:27 Licmyobelisk wrote:
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I'm not gay, not at all but I guess his asthma kicked in and he kept doing it. Eventually I came but only because I was thinking of Jessica Alba who is a woman and not a man, because I am straight and only like women




Hey I have a dog as well and he is a dude... then I thought to myself... Hey, Why don't I remove my pants and let the dog lick my rooster... " Unfortunately, I can't do it since I can't think of Lassie...

Sorry, I'm not gay and I didn't copy/paste this shit from another website

L i C m Y o B e L i s K

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Fail.
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
March 14 2009 15:35 GMT
#30
LOL PIANMOMAN ahahhha omg
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
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