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n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
February 06 2009 01:20 GMT
#1
Step one, watch FBH vs Jaedong in the MSL.
With that said, which of these most accurately describes the probable nature of JD's aforementioned stones

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Poll: Jaedongs Balls are most likely...
(Vote): are carved from the remnets of FirebatHeros skull?
(Vote): +3 Carapace
(Vote): Hold down "9" from the time JD put down the expo, to the time it was mined out, type kg. U get mas
(Vote): Massively unstable uranium...and tigers
(Vote): Lurker Eggs
(Vote): being choaked on by the creator of this thread?
(Vote): Option 6 is ridiculous, theres no way Jaedongs massive balls could fit in a persons mouth


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MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
February 06 2009 01:22 GMT
#2
LOL SO RANDOM

just kidding this is painfully unfunny
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10829 Posts
February 06 2009 01:24 GMT
#3
your username is quite accurate.
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JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
February 06 2009 01:32 GMT
#4
My answer (MSL spoiler):

Jaedong's balls are most likely...

+ Show Spoiler +
out of the Lost Saga MSL
✌
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
February 06 2009 01:37 GMT
#5
i dont get it.
hazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom570 Posts
February 06 2009 01:40 GMT
#6
Typos everywhere, no punchlines or wit and some don't even make sense.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
February 06 2009 01:48 GMT
#7
dont choke bro
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
ilovehnk
Profile Joined October 2008
475 Posts
February 06 2009 01:56 GMT
#8
sesame seeds
Hikou Shinketsushuu
spydernoob
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada1066 Posts
February 06 2009 01:58 GMT
#9
msl spoiler

+ Show Spoiler +
firebatheros balls were bigger, to go bcs when already at a huge disadvantage takes stones
wraiths go pew pew
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
February 06 2009 01:59 GMT
#10
The size of a electron.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
February 06 2009 02:02 GMT
#11
I hate the spoilers... Spoilers are ineffective, because even if I know they are spoilers, I still click on them... Luckily... I knew this time.

And I voted option 6.
benjammin
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2728 Posts
February 06 2009 02:21 GMT
#12
i lolled a little bit at +3 carapace
wash uffitizi, drive me to firenze
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
February 06 2009 02:33 GMT
#13
Shouldve been +3 carapace with Chitinous Plating.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
February 06 2009 02:37 GMT
#14
lolwut?
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n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
February 06 2009 02:45 GMT
#15
Ouch, my pride. Didn't even smile at the hold 9, thought that was a tiny bit clever . Maybe I'll try again at a thousand posts. Thank g-d I put in option six, flame sponges are awesome. Anyway, my bad
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
February 06 2009 02:54 GMT
#16
how was it ballsy? Jaedong was way ahead, there was literally no way he could of lost even if he wanted to by that point.
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n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
February 06 2009 03:02 GMT
#17
At Dazed>> I'm talking about the placement of his 3rd
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
February 06 2009 03:41 GMT
#18
On February 06 2009 12:02 n.DieJokes wrote:
At Dazed>> I'm talking about the placement of his 3rd
I'm dumb at times.
Never say Die! ||| Fight you? No, I want to kill you.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
February 06 2009 03:42 GMT
#19
Then watch Jaedong vs Flash.

+ Show Spoiler +
Then his nuts don't seem so big anymore.
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DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
February 06 2009 03:51 GMT
#20
God, this blog fails...

option 6
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
February 06 2009 04:23 GMT
#21
On February 06 2009 10:58 spydernoob wrote:
msl spoiler

+ Show Spoiler +
firebatheros balls were bigger, to go bcs when already at a huge disadvantage takes stones

or a massive amount of stupidity
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
February 06 2009 04:29 GMT
#22
Lol I can't resist choosing option 3. I mean lurker eggs, just picture it.
tomatriedes
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
New Zealand5356 Posts
February 06 2009 04:33 GMT
#23
Lots of people with no sense of humor on here.
xxsaznpride
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States506 Posts
February 06 2009 05:02 GMT
#24
So a hasn't-won-in-a-while FBH played a really good game against Jaedong? God where's the vod when I need it.
“Life is too short to embrace a woman I don’t love. I also think a woman’s life is too short to be embraced by a man she doesn’t love.” | CSGO: Cure Moonlight
Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8556 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 05:17:31
February 06 2009 05:05 GMT
#25
On February 06 2009 14:02 xxsaznpride wrote:
So a hasn't-won-in-a-while FBH played a really good game against Jaedong? God where's the vod when I need it.

Yeah, that's one way to put it. A good game.
And it is always on nevake's account, though I'm pretty sure you just asked the questions for emphasis.
Jaedong
xxsaznpride
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States506 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 17:46:29
February 06 2009 17:14 GMT
#26
Yup, though I meant more the emphasis on it being a good game he played than it being against Jaedong.

Ty for the info.

edit: HAHAHHAHAAHA they chanegd the intro cus Bisu sucks raging Jae-dong.

edit2: wow fbh on 2base the whole game... Kinda sad.
“Life is too short to embrace a woman I don’t love. I also think a woman’s life is too short to be embraced by a man she doesn’t love.” | CSGO: Cure Moonlight
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
February 06 2009 19:31 GMT
#27
ROFL
love this thread
:D JD has balls the size of the MOON NIGGAHS
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eshlow
Profile Joined June 2008
United States5210 Posts
February 06 2009 19:45 GMT
#28
Jaedong has 6 balls.... in FBH's natural...
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n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
February 06 2009 20:47 GMT
#29
Would this have been acceptable if JD beat Flash?
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
February 06 2009 20:51 GMT
#30
It wouldn't have happened if it was Jaedong vs Flash.

Think for a second.
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
February 06 2009 20:57 GMT
#31
>>Korea Silver, I'm confused? Maybe you could rephrase that I'm not sure I follow. I thought JD was pretty ballsy in the game vs FBH, he had to have won to play flash. My question above was would people be more accepting if JD had made it out of this group instead of falling short. Maybe your talking to someone else?
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 21:01:54
February 06 2009 21:01 GMT
#32
I assumed you were talking about if Jaedong's ceremony would have been acceptable if it was against Flash. Your question was vague.

To your actual question, why does it matter whether or not Jaedong advanced or not? A revenge game is a revenge game regardless; it would have been worse if Jaedong failed to advance and fail to enact revenge all at once.
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
February 06 2009 21:55 GMT
#33
Qu.1>>I didn't want people to think I was trying to pour salt in an open wound. Why would you think I was talking about the ceremony, I made this thread because of the placement of the 3rd. He did fail to advance, I feel like I'm missing what your trying to say...
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-13 02:12:47
June 13 2011 02:00 GMT
#34
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Nice
ㄴㅁㄴ
Edit: Whoa, I thought I couldn't rez my own thread. This is my secret hiding place for all my deep dark tl secrets >.>
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-13 02:06:20
June 13 2011 02:06 GMT
#35
>.>

I voted lurker eggs.
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flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
June 13 2011 02:14 GMT
#36
What.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
June 13 2011 03:05 GMT
#37
What occurred here...
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
lyAsakura
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1414 Posts
June 13 2011 03:08 GMT
#38
On June 13 2011 11:00 n.DieJokes wrote:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Nice
ㄴㅁㄴ
Edit: Whoa, I thought I couldn't rez my own thread. This is my secret hiding place for all my deep dark tl secrets >.>


Just go download Chinese font, lol.
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n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
June 13 2011 03:10 GMT
#39
On June 13 2011 12:08 lyAsakura wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2011 11:00 n.DieJokes wrote:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Nice
ㄴㅁㄴ
Edit: Whoa, I thought I couldn't rez my own thread. This is my secret hiding place for all my deep dark tl secrets >.>


Just go download Chinese font, lol.

I'm pretty lazy and that involves a new experience. I am ashamed of this thread, stop posting in it
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 13 2011 03:10 GMT
#40
On June 13 2011 12:10 n.DieJokes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2011 12:08 lyAsakura wrote:
On June 13 2011 11:00 n.DieJokes wrote:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Nice
ㄴㅁㄴ
Edit: Whoa, I thought I couldn't rez my own thread. This is my secret hiding place for all my deep dark tl secrets >.>


Just go download Chinese font, lol.

I'm pretty lazy and that involves a new experience. I am ashamed of this thread, stop posting in it


too late
UNFUCK YOURSELF
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
June 13 2011 03:14 GMT
#41
On June 13 2011 12:10 Nitrogen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2011 12:10 n.DieJokes wrote:
On June 13 2011 12:08 lyAsakura wrote:
On June 13 2011 11:00 n.DieJokes wrote:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Nice
ㄴㅁㄴ
Edit: Whoa, I thought I couldn't rez my own thread. This is my secret hiding place for all my deep dark tl secrets >.>


Just go download Chinese font, lol.

I'm pretty lazy and that involves a new experience. I am ashamed of this thread, stop posting in it


too late

I would very much like to unfuck myself, I've been told you're somewhat of an expert in the matter
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 13 2011 03:33 GMT
#42
indeed i am. i find the best way to do it is:

1. realize you've fucked yourself
2. stop whatever you're doing
3. step back a little
4. take a deep breath
5. unfuck yourself
UNFUCK YOURSELF
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