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Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
January 26 2009 05:15 GMT
#61
LOL the pictures in this thread are AMAZING
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 26 2009 06:04 GMT
#62
Shit I'm tired of drawing XDD

[image loading]
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
January 26 2009 06:08 GMT
#63
OOOOOOOMGGG!!! THAT SHIT IS PRICELEEEEEEEESSSS

HAHAHAHAHAHA
w/e
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
January 26 2009 06:14 GMT
#64
WOW EPIC PICS HAHAHAHA
loooove this thread
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 26 2009 06:21 GMT
#65
ROFL@THISTHREAD
UNFUCK YOURSELF
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
January 26 2009 06:22 GMT
#66
ROFL
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
January 26 2009 09:05 GMT
#67
no.
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
January 26 2009 11:05 GMT
#68
Won't you just fucking use your hand to aim with your wiener instead of pissing on the floor like an animal?

The pics make for a great laugh though :D
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-26 15:30:45
January 26 2009 15:30 GMT
#69
On January 26 2009 10:14 PH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 26 2009 09:52 semioldguy wrote:
Then what about this, it gets both substances in the desired location:

[image loading]

Wouldn't your shit like end up sliding down your gooch and all over your nuts?

No thank you.


The one thing I learned from youth american football that has helped me in life was overcoming the shit-sliding-down-gooch problem with the 3 point stance!

[image loading]


Edited from semioldguys pic, the hand support on the ground in front of you allows leverage to aim your pooper and keep your winky in the potty
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 26 2009 15:53 GMT
#70
lol i can draw more its just that i suck with ideas xD
nofAcedAgent
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States952 Posts
January 26 2009 19:00 GMT
#71
wtf did I do without tl?

..5/5
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
January 26 2009 19:18 GMT
#72
What does "guevo" mean in English?

Also epic thread.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
January 26 2009 19:20 GMT
#73
haha its happened to me when i have like a raging stiffy and have to take a crap ( no correlation ) and its too painful to bend down so i just end up pissing over everything

some things can't be avoided
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Hot77.iEy
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Finland1486 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-26 19:26:14
January 26 2009 19:26 GMT
#74
On January 26 2009 09:33 InfeSteD wrote:
remember its when going number 2... we dont sit down to take a piss come on now

Or do we? http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=45718
-.-
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 26 2009 19:27 GMT
#75
On January 27 2009 04:18 Athos wrote:
What does "guevo" mean in English?

Also epic thread.

dick
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
January 26 2009 19:30 GMT
#76
On January 27 2009 04:27 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2009 04:18 Athos wrote:
What does "guevo" mean in English?

Also epic thread.

dick



Thought so

When I looked the word up on spanishdict.com it gave me no answer I'm going to have to learn dirty Spanish words eventually.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 26 2009 19:33 GMT
#77
On January 27 2009 04:30 Athos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2009 04:27 EsX_Raptor wrote:
On January 27 2009 04:18 Athos wrote:
What does "guevo" mean in English?

Also epic thread.

dick



Thought so

When I looked the word up on spanishdict.com it gave me no answer I'm going to have to learn dirty Spanish words eventually.

"huevo" (or 1337 internet style "guevo") is a word that is only used in venezuela. Huevo also means "egg."
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
January 26 2009 19:37 GMT
#78
Here's a relatively simply solution, if you care for installing a second toilet.

[image loading]
koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
January 26 2009 20:36 GMT
#79
On January 27 2009 04:37 Jyvblamo wrote:
Here's a relatively simply solution, if you care for installing a second toilet.

[image loading]


Ingenious but if you sit on the left one then you have to reach further for the toilet paper T_T
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 26 2009 21:00 GMT
#80
On January 27 2009 04:33 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2009 04:30 Athos wrote:
On January 27 2009 04:27 EsX_Raptor wrote:
On January 27 2009 04:18 Athos wrote:
What does "guevo" mean in English?

Also epic thread.

dick



Thought so

When I looked the word up on spanishdict.com it gave me no answer I'm going to have to learn dirty Spanish words eventually.

"huevo" (or 1337 internet style "guevo") is a word that is only used in venezuela. Huevo also means "egg."


In mexican spanish, you could say huevos, like balls.

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