Mornin wood and have to pee. It is in fucking sprinklermode. Gotta stand over the bowl pushing it down. I can' t sit on the seat cause I can't get it between my legs.

Make a pissdeflector

liger13

United States1060 Posts

January 26 2009 00:11 GMT

#24

On January 26 2009 08:59 ondik wrote:
micro man..

lol.. gotta be at least like, C- to be able to do that...
its to hard for n00bs

motbob

United States12546 Posts

January 26 2009 00:23 GMT

#25

Hey guys, sometimes when I sit down to pee, my dick goes all the way down to the center of the earth. Man, I hate it when that happens. Does anyone else have this problem?

Megalisk

United States6095 Posts

January 26 2009 00:24 GMT

#26

Tuck it in

semioldguy

United States7488 Posts

January 26 2009 00:25 GMT

#27

This is your solution:

fonger

United Kingdom1218 Posts

January 26 2009 00:27 GMT

#28

rofl

that green tick looks just a little too attentive to me though

floor exercise

Canada5847 Posts

January 26 2009 00:30 GMT

#29

I've always wondered about this

Zapdos_Smithh

Canada2620 Posts

January 26 2009 00:32 GMT

#30

Lol this thread is hilarious. Ya lean forward + manual control.

InfeSteD

United States4658 Posts

January 26 2009 00:32 GMT

#31

On January 26 2009 09:25 semioldguy wrote:
This is your solution:

I cannot do that because this would happen

InfeSteD

United States4658 Posts

January 26 2009 00:33 GMT

#32

remember its when going number 2... we dont sit down to take a piss come on now

prOxi.swAMi

Australia3091 Posts

January 26 2009 00:37 GMT

#33

LOL!!

Oh god... I don't understand how some people have such problems with going to the toilet. It is one of the most simple, mundane tasks of life.

IzzyCraft

United States4487 Posts

January 26 2009 00:48 GMT

#34

--;

United States6173 Posts

January 26 2009 00:51 GMT

#35

If the toilet is small it's hard to take a shit and get your dick in there to piss at the same time...

Oh god especially if you have morning wood or something...

semioldguy

United States7488 Posts

January 26 2009 00:52 GMT

#36

Then what about this, it gets both substances in the desired location:

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koreasilver

9109 Posts

January 26 2009 00:55 GMT

#37

holy fuck I can't stop laughing.

FragKrag

United States11538 Posts

January 26 2009 00:58 GMT

#38

then wouldn't the water splash more since the poop is falling from a higher point?

semioldguy

United States7488 Posts

January 26 2009 01:00 GMT

#39

The exit point will actually only be an inch or two higher than normal... so no, the increase in splash size will not be greatly affected. Your penis should still remain dry.

Instead of sitting, imagine that you are a runner in a track race before the gun is fired, or a football player on the offensive line before the snap.