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Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27158 Posts
January 26 2009 00:08 GMT
#21
I mastered the art of taking a piss when I was 5 years old, so no, I never have this problem.
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Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
January 26 2009 00:09 GMT
#22
Hahaha I can't believe that this is a legitimate question... pics are lol 5/5
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
KaasZerg
Profile Joined November 2005
Netherlands927 Posts
January 26 2009 00:10 GMT
#23
Mornin wood and have to pee. It is in fucking sprinklermode. Gotta stand over the bowl pushing it down. I can' t sit on the seat cause I can't get it between my legs.

Make a pissdeflector
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
January 26 2009 00:11 GMT
#24
On January 26 2009 08:59 ondik wrote:
micro man..

lol.. gotta be at least like, C- to be able to do that...
its to hard for n00bs
I feel like pwning noobs
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
January 26 2009 00:23 GMT
#25
Hey guys, sometimes when I sit down to pee, my dick goes all the way down to the center of the earth. Man, I hate it when that happens. Does anyone else have this problem?
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 26 2009 00:24 GMT
#26
Tuck it in
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-26 00:26:16
January 26 2009 00:25 GMT
#27
This is your solution:

[image loading]
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fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
January 26 2009 00:27 GMT
#28
rofl

that green tick looks just a little too attentive to me though
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
January 26 2009 00:30 GMT
#29
I've always wondered about this
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 26 2009 00:32 GMT
#30
Lol this thread is hilarious. Ya lean forward + manual control.
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
January 26 2009 00:32 GMT
#31
On January 26 2009 09:25 semioldguy wrote:
This is your solution:

[image loading]


I cannot do that because this would happen

[image loading]
w/e
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
January 26 2009 00:33 GMT
#32
remember its when going number 2... we dont sit down to take a piss come on now
w/e
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
January 26 2009 00:37 GMT
#33
LOL!!

Oh god... I don't understand how some people have such problems with going to the toilet. It is one of the most simple, mundane tasks of life.
Oh no
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
January 26 2009 00:48 GMT
#34
--;
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
January 26 2009 00:51 GMT
#35
If the toilet is small it's hard to take a shit and get your dick in there to piss at the same time...

Oh god especially if you have morning wood or something...
Hello
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
January 26 2009 00:52 GMT
#36
Then what about this, it gets both substances in the desired location:

[image loading]
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koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
January 26 2009 00:55 GMT
#37
holy fuck I can't stop laughing.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
January 26 2009 00:58 GMT
#38
then wouldn't the water splash more since the poop is falling from a higher point?
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-26 01:02:00
January 26 2009 01:00 GMT
#39
The exit point will actually only be an inch or two higher than normal... so no, the increase in splash size will not be greatly affected. Your penis should still remain dry.

Instead of sitting, imagine that you are a runner in a track race before the gun is fired, or a football player on the offensive line before the snap.
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IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
January 26 2009 01:00 GMT
#40
Obviously you just need to attach a tube to your dick and point it down.
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
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