EPTNot mentioning the mofocn biches who call allin K2 offsuit preflop and knock me out when I had KK and get a mofocn flush on the river, I think my luck's run out.
Last Thursday, my lock on my locker had been switched when I was at work and couldn't get to my jacket and ipod to keep me company on my bus home. Then the next day, the women who handled our paychecks and some other stuff was cleaning out the unassigned lockers right outside the bookstore. You can guess what happened next. She unknowingly threw away my jacket and ipod and everything else in my locker.
Now I didn't know there was a locker clean out day. I suspected it, but I thought I was still assigned that locker. It was a seasonal job and I was assigned locker 69 the first time I worked there and was using it everytime I came back to work there, and only when I worked there. I didn't use it during regular school time suspecting that they might clean out my locker with all my books in it. And they also switched the locks on those lockers.
That Friday, I went to my manager and told him my stuff was thrown away, and I asked if I could get compensation. They settled to replace my lost stuff by letting me pick out items similar to the ones I lost: a new jacket and a mofocn new ipod.
Now it's not all bad. Right? Those things were actually better than what I had before. The ipod I lost was a 1st gen shuffle. Now I got a 2nd gen shuffle. And the jacket looks kinda better than the one I had before.
Then today.......
As I was going to help sort the empty boxes in the back, some poeple were already sorting them. Some guy was throwing boxes to the other guy on the other side stacking them against the wall, and as I was walking through them, a box flew at me and caused a laceration right under my right eye.
So I got it cleaned and bandaged and went to the nurses office, got a vaccination, and the nurses applied some what I call "invisible bandaid," which was really glue that helped my cut heal faster.
I walked away stitchless.
Now you may think this is pussy nub crap, but I had to walk around the rest of the day with a cut under my right eye with people who never talked to you before go "ooo shit what happened." I'd go "yeeeeeeeeeeee.... i was boxing......"
"YE?"
"YE U DONT EVEN KNOW!"
"OMG I KNoooOWWWWW"
And the bus driver missed my stop. wtf is this shit....
It's cool though. My mom's gona probably freak out.
"WTFOMGZORS!!!!! what happened to your eye?!?!!? im calling the mofocn PO-LEES!"
"there was a robbery at my school. i had to fight off the guy with a knife but i heroicly overpowered him and kicked him in the mofocn dong."
"my baby is safe =D"
gg bitch
But she might go tell my dad and have a huge fuss over it.
"WHO DID THIS TO YOU!!!!????"
"there was a robbery at my school. i had to fight off the guy with a knife but i heroicly overpowered him and kicked him in the dong."
"my baby is safe =D"
gg bitch
It was pretty tense when I came back from the nurse. The guy who hit me - we'll call him "Ray" - was hella sucking up to our supervisor - we'll call him "Mond" - because he wanted to be promoted.
Does that even work?
But this incident puts a dent on his resume anyway.
So everyone there started acting nice to me now cuz i got pwnd by a mofocn box......
sht happens.
butt fuck man.
