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MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
December 31 2008 09:17 GMT
#1
So you know how those with beards and moustaches get Respect right? Well I decided to go get me some of that by not shaving.

The excitement I have for this is quite Intense, as i've never done this before. So wish me good luck.

So who here has a beard or stache? And does anyone here want to join me in this 6 week quest. After all, men has had beards and staches for thousands of years, they emit power and wisdom. Even if you do not have it.

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Poll: do you have a beard to behold
(Vote): Yea
(Vote): na man
(Vote): I wish, but i'm asian or 2 young

**
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iori_LT
Profile Joined May 2003
Lithuania675 Posts
December 31 2008 09:21 GMT
#2
3rd option just made me laugh out loud :D

voted 2 btw
addicted to TL.net
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-31 09:25:04
December 31 2008 09:22 GMT
#3
but it is not a laughing matter
hello there
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 31 2008 09:28 GMT
#4
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=51258

Remember the plight of Brood.
village_idiot
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
2436 Posts
December 31 2008 09:28 GMT
#5
A beard can be badass if you keep it cool looking. No hobo style.

Just don't grow a neckbeard.
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
December 31 2008 09:30 GMT
#6
It will be a Pirate Beard
hello there
village_idiot
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
2436 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-31 09:37:36
December 31 2008 09:36 GMT
#7
Wrong thread
NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
December 31 2008 09:51 GMT
#8
Voted two, na man.
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-31 09:54:52
December 31 2008 09:54 GMT
#9
piss off then, this thread is for enthusiasts. Growers or those who wish they could. And them who wield one
hello there
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
December 31 2008 09:56 GMT
#10
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Some say I took this look from Mark McGuire, I say he took it from me.
ModeratorGodfather
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
December 31 2008 10:05 GMT
#11
Whoa that looks way tasty man!
hello there
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
December 31 2008 10:05 GMT
#12
I can grow a beard but i have dark hair and i'm pretty pale so it looks like shit, maybe i'll try something new next summer.

Here's how i do it right now.

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We make signature, then defense it.
skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
December 31 2008 10:09 GMT
#13
I have a weak asian moustache that I hate
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-31 10:17:24
December 31 2008 10:15 GMT
#14
heres mine when i was 17, its obviously prospered greatly by now !

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A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
December 31 2008 10:22 GMT
#15
I wish I could. I'm 23 years old but my beard grows as much as it did when I was 16 - Not at all. I get some patches here and there but I look more like an old gypsy women then a man.

I took the liberty to upload a picture of how I want my facialhair to look like.
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poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
December 31 2008 10:34 GMT
#16
drunk, but who cares :D
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poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
December 31 2008 10:45 GMT
#17
On December 31 2008 19:22 Storchen wrote:+ Show Spoiler +

I wish I could. I'm 23 years old but my beard grows as much as it did when I was 16 - Not at all. I get some patches here and there but I look more like an old gypsy women then a man.

I took the liberty to upload a picture of how I want my facialhair to look like.
[image loading]


Would you ask people to address you as "count" with that beard?
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
December 31 2008 10:53 GMT
#18
I HAVE BEARDSTACHE
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
December 31 2008 11:08 GMT
#19
On December 31 2008 19:45 poilord wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2008 19:22 Storchen wrote:+ Show Spoiler +

I wish I could. I'm 23 years old but my beard grows as much as it did when I was 16 - Not at all. I get some patches here and there but I look more like an old gypsy women then a man.

I took the liberty to upload a picture of how I want my facialhair to look like.
[image loading]


Would you ask people to address you as "count" with that beard?


I'm thinking about it. Would it be too much to ask of them?
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
December 31 2008 11:15 GMT
#20
maybe you should start with "your highness"
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
December 31 2008 11:30 GMT
#21
/win
http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
December 31 2008 11:46 GMT
#22
On December 31 2008 20:30 Itachii wrote:
/win
http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/


<3

I've taken to not shaving about 2 weeks ago. Had a goatee before that and a goatee w/ sideburns before that. We'll see how it turns out...
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
December 31 2008 11:57 GMT
#23
On December 31 2008 20:30 Itachii wrote:
/win
http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/


haha this is gold! That are some sick beards :D
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
December 31 2008 12:12 GMT
#24
I have had plenty of goaties, but I've grown past the facial hair stage, a nice clean shave just feels and looks great. For everybody.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
December 31 2008 12:58 GMT
#25
Don't make fun of Asian people's (non-existent for most) beards!!
Remember that gosu kung-fu tutor in Kill Bill 2?
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No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
December 31 2008 13:18 GMT
#26
I grew my first beard this summer .
I'm 22, went kinda slowly and it's not really dense at the cheeks, plus there is like NO connection between mustache and the rest of my facial hair... Dont know, I kind of like it .

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Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
December 31 2008 14:02 GMT
#27
Can't go drag with that, man. The girls will be throwing themselves at you though (to chit-chat)
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-31 19:05:13
December 31 2008 19:02 GMT
#28
I had a halfway decent beard, but I got bored and shaved it off 3 weeks ago. Unfortunately for me it takes about 3 months before my beard looks decent and not patchy as shit. So now I have a crappy looking beard waiting for it to grow back decently

Edit:
On December 31 2008 22:18 Yizuo wrote:
I grew my first beard this summer .
I'm 22, went kinda slowly and it's not really dense at the cheeks, plus there is like NO connection between mustache and the rest of my facial hair... Dont know, I kind of like it .

+ Show Spoiler +
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maybe it's just me, but you totally look like Tim McIlrath before he cut his hair.
+ Show Spoiler +
Can't find a decent picture from back then, so here's a video.
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
December 31 2008 19:07 GMT
#29
I wish, but i'm asian or 2 young
Braintricks
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
137 Posts
December 31 2008 19:17 GMT
#30
Earbuds, not earrings.

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goddamn nerd rappers
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
December 31 2008 19:28 GMT
#31
Looks alot like earrings to me man
hello there
Braintricks
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
137 Posts
December 31 2008 20:10 GMT
#32
On January 01 2009 04:28 MarklarMarklar wrote:
Looks alot like earrings to me man


With wires connected to them?
goddamn nerd rappers
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
December 31 2008 20:12 GMT
#33
didnt see them, but maybe some new gay fad
hello there
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
December 31 2008 22:12 GMT
#34
On January 01 2009 05:12 MarklarMarklar wrote:
didnt see them, but maybe some new gay fad


chit chat
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
January 01 2009 02:20 GMT
#35
at least say something clever with that so i could laugh with ya'
hello there
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
January 01 2009 06:09 GMT
#36
Asians can get beards

[image loading]
I'm having trouble finding a better image

here's my beard
[image loading]
Hi.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 01 2009 08:06 GMT
#37
There are some

  • Nice
  • Beards
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
January 01 2009 18:08 GMT
#38
I have one of those hispanic-y goatees (chin and mustache, not connected).
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
AzureEye
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1360 Posts
January 01 2009 23:56 GMT
#39
Whats up with option 3? I'm Asian and I have a full beard. But it looks gross as hell if I grow it out so I choose to shave it off every morning. It kind of grows back by afternoon though =(
Terrans who whine: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=107788
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-02 03:29:41
January 02 2009 00:36 GMT
#40
On January 02 2009 08:56 AzureEye wrote:
Whats up with option 3? I'm Asian and I have a full beard. But it looks gross as hell if I grow it out so I choose to shave it off every morning. It kind of grows back by afternoon though =(


ah magnificent, u are truly one of a kind sir!
hello there
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
January 02 2009 00:45 GMT
#41
I'd like to go for the Pericles look.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
January 02 2009 02:35 GMT
#42
Man I haven't shaved in 2 weeks I should really shave again but I always get so lazy during vacations.
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