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hilarious chinese sc video

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t_co
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States702 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-30 07:39:36
December 30 2008 07:08 GMT
#1
Check this out guys, it's really cool.

I'm not really good at translating from Chinese to English, so if anyone can help me translate the lyrics below the video, it would be really appreciated. Thanks!!

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjc4OTE5NzI=.html?full=true

EDIT:

Lyrics:

flash-mind-sea flash-mind-sea
flash-mind-sea ws -ws -ws
(ws means turtling)
flash-mind-sea flash-mind-sea
flash-mind-sea ws -ws -ws
hello!看我!
(hello! Look at me!)
你在害怕什么?
(what are you afraid of?)
是我错
(is something wrong with me?)
没能够啊把自己变得奔放
(I just won't move out and about)
BT
(Turrets... b and t are hotkeys for turrets)
那么多
(so many)
已经不怕空投【没地方可以再瞬移了】
(I am now immune to drops -- or -- you can't find a place to recall)
没什么 入教以后
(it's nothing big, after i converted)
我会练成WS神功!
(I will become the master of the art of turtling)
看见航母
(I see carriers)
我不怕不怕啦
(But I am not afraid)
我攻防比较高
(My upgrades are pretty high)
不怕不怕不怕啦
(not afraid, not afraid)
刚猛只会让自己更受伤
(aggression will only hurt you, protoss)
萎缩也是勇敢表现
(turtling has its own bravery)
一个人鳖也不怕不怕啦
(as a terran turtler, I am not afraid)
地雷免费埋 不怕不怕不怕啦
(mines plant for free, not afraid not afraid)
人口再多我就当看不见 胜利一定就快出现
(no matter how high your pop is, I will pretend not to notice, victory will eventually come in the end)

EDIT 2:
changed meaning of ws, thanks chennis

**
"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, so long as there is money to buy it." --Henry Kravis
GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-30 07:14:10
December 30 2008 07:13 GMT
#2
Except we don't speak Chinese so it's not really cool for us =\

Plus we don't like Numa Numa and the guy can't sing =\
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
December 30 2008 07:30 GMT
#3
i like numa numa
chennis
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Taiwan227 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-30 07:39:54
December 30 2008 07:36 GMT
#4
WS神功 = art of turtling.

although if you want to refer to it as being gay...it works too.

also if you guys are wondering why the song talks about converting, the song title is refering to terran turtling as a religion.
GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
December 30 2008 08:17 GMT
#5
Oh, it's about turtling
ShadowDrgn
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2497 Posts
December 30 2008 08:58 GMT
#6
Haha I liked it. I think I'm going to convert to the terran turtling religion too.
Of course, you only live one life, and you make all your mistakes, and learn what not to do, and that’s the end of you.
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
December 30 2008 09:35 GMT
#7
LOL

shit's HILARIOUS

numa~
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
uriel-
Profile Joined August 2007
Singapore1867 Posts
December 30 2008 09:39 GMT
#8
It's really funny if you can understand the chinese xD
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
December 30 2008 09:43 GMT
#9
HAhhAHah this is fucking awesome.

人口在多我就当看不见!
Population too high(for toss) I just ignore

hahahaha so true...
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-30 10:11:05
December 30 2008 10:07 GMT
#10
I am just curious, how does turtling come from ws?

btw awesome piece of art
And all is illuminated.
t_co
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States702 Posts
December 30 2008 10:10 GMT
#11
ws = wei suo = chinese slang for "gay/perverted/crooked" = turtle
"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, so long as there is money to buy it." --Henry Kravis
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
December 30 2008 10:10 GMT
#12
Hurray a non-english vod I can understand
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-30 10:14:23
December 30 2008 10:13 GMT
#13
Wow, so fucking true. Ahaha.

It basically talks about how Terrans are turtling noobs, and focuses on how Flash pulled one out of his ass against Bisu that one time lol.
TranslatorBaa!
parkin
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
1085 Posts
December 30 2008 10:26 GMT
#14
lovely lyrics^__^
mostly harmless
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
December 30 2008 10:43 GMT
#15
hahahah the translation + beat are both so epic.

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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 30 2008 10:46 GMT
#16
LOLOLOL sounds hilarious
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
.risingdragoon
Profile Joined January 2008
United States3021 Posts
December 30 2008 10:55 GMT
#17
that explained everything, no wonder they call flash the cardinal

it's the cardinal of the religion of turtle-ism
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PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5070 Posts
December 30 2008 11:25 GMT
#18
hahaha this fucking owns so hard
Dataleif
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden252 Posts
December 30 2008 11:44 GMT
#19
would be great if the translated lyrics were subtitles on the vid
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
December 30 2008 12:00 GMT
#20
I would have loved this song...

+ Show Spoiler +
if it wasn't fucking numa numa
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
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