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TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
December 21 2008 20:17 GMT
#1
So I'm writing my wedding vows and I have an idea of what I'd like to do, but I can only come up with one or two things. I want to make comparisons(sp?) that are related to Starcraft or any other game for that matter. So far I have..


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The Medic to my Marine..Without you I'd spam stim pack and die.

The Overlord to my Muta micro..Without you I'd be all over the place.


Was hoping TL could give me some more. I know you guys have some!

Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
Tensai176
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada2061 Posts
December 21 2008 20:22 GMT
#2
LOL Not a good idea dude, unless your wife is into it as well.

Smells of troll though >.>
We see things they'll never see
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
December 21 2008 20:22 GMT
#3
LOL, these wedding vows are the + Show Spoiler +
4-Pool to my Standard play...So cheesy I don't even know how to deal with it.


Please say this is a joke.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
December 21 2008 20:22 GMT
#4
On behalf of your significant other: please dont make comparisons to sc in your wedding vows,thanks.
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jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6640 Posts
December 21 2008 20:25 GMT
#5
The adrenal glands to my savior, without you I'd be in a horrible slump ?
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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11593 Posts
December 21 2008 20:26 GMT
#6
oh god plz dont have ur vows about a video game
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24755 Posts
December 21 2008 20:28 GMT
#7
Your vow is going to be a scout to your protoss army: a joke.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
December 21 2008 20:29 GMT
#8
Your love is like vespene, I require more.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
December 21 2008 20:32 GMT
#9
On December 22 2008 05:28 micronesia wrote:
Your vow is going to be a scout to your protoss army: a joke.



good one, lol
aka. Samael
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-21 20:43:50
December 21 2008 20:42 GMT
#10
On December 22 2008 05:29 HeadBangaa wrote:
Your love is like vespene, I require more.

More like I need more pylons.

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This had better be a troll


Edit: Wtf I got a reaver? Is that like 1500? Man I liked my corsair better, reaver is too fat. Heh, they should add a scarab icon.
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boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
December 21 2008 20:43 GMT
#11
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boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
December 21 2008 20:47 GMT
#12
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TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
December 21 2008 20:55 GMT
#13
On December 22 2008 05:29 HeadBangaa wrote:
Your love is like vespene, I require more.


Love this one. Would probably do the voice and everything.
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
December 21 2008 21:21 GMT
#14
Don't actually use these... (unless you proposed by building a pylon heart - and she said yes!)
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
BBS
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany204 Posts
December 21 2008 21:38 GMT
#15
On December 22 2008 05:29 HeadBangaa wrote:
Your love is like vespene, I require more.


haha so true xD
dongfeng
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
731 Posts
December 21 2008 22:10 GMT
#16
does your wife play sc? if not plz dont do this TT
if she does then its debateable if she thinks its cute or just plain stupid considering how highly regarded weddings are to females
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
December 21 2008 22:15 GMT
#17
This thread is as funny as tasteless' jokes.
Force staff is the best item in the game.
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
December 21 2008 22:19 GMT
#18
On December 22 2008 05:42 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 22 2008 05:29 HeadBangaa wrote:
Your love is like vespene, I require more.

More like I need more pylons.

+ Show Spoiler +
This had better be a troll


Edit: Wtf I got a reaver? Is that like 1500? Man I liked my corsair better, reaver is too fat. Heh, they should add a scarab icon.


you can ask a mod to keep you on corsair.
Hi.
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
December 21 2008 22:27 GMT
#19
what the fuck, is this a joke
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 21 2008 22:50 GMT
#20
this has to be a joke
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
December 21 2008 22:52 GMT
#21
Have a witty starcraft related line to say when you're left at the alter to save face.
wo0py
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Netherlands922 Posts
December 21 2008 23:15 GMT
#22
The korean word for this wedding will always be PLAAGUUUUU
We shouldnt recreate anger of the non-virtual world
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
December 21 2008 23:16 GMT
#23
Maybe... they met over starcraft?

If not this better be a joke lol.
GGQ
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada2653 Posts
December 21 2008 23:28 GMT
#24
Even if she does like starcraft/gaming/whatever, weddings are serious business to females, and this is a bad idea.
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
December 21 2008 23:42 GMT
#25
I promise not to make any hidden expos?

but echo everyone else's point on wtf
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Ethelis
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2397 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-22 00:04:34
December 22 2008 00:03 GMT
#26
On December 22 2008 05:25 jello_biafra wrote:
The adrenal glands to my savior, without you I'd be in a horrible slump ?


hahaha priceless

seriously though if this is for real you better know what you're doing

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=83637
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NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
December 22 2008 00:18 GMT
#27
On December 22 2008 08:28 GGQ wrote:
Even if she does like starcraft/gaming/whatever, weddings are serious business to females, and this is a bad idea.


I love how everyone keeps using the word 'females' - I don't know why, but that strikes me as hilarious. I'd find it funny if a guy put some references to SC/or more like Silent Hill or Resident Evil (I prefer survival horror.) into his vows to me, but I'm not so sure a non-gamer girl would appreciate it.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
December 22 2008 00:22 GMT
#28
I don't recommend saying anything related to Starcraft
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xxsaznpride
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States506 Posts
December 22 2008 00:30 GMT
#29
On December 22 2008 09:03 xMiragex wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 22 2008 05:25 jello_biafra wrote:
The adrenal glands to my savior, without you I'd be in a horrible slump ?


hahaha priceless

seriously though if this is for real you better know what you're doing

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=83637


You can actually do like that thread and bend any (vague) SC references to sound deep and meaningful. Though, if you fail, you fail hard.

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wo0py
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Netherlands922 Posts
December 22 2008 00:30 GMT
#30
Hmm. this smells soo trolly.

Some one cant be that nerdy that one would do that.
And even if the couple likes that kind of vows. That couple must be the nerdiest couple ever..
We shouldnt recreate anger of the non-virtual world
pimptoss
Profile Joined December 2008
United States6 Posts
December 22 2008 00:33 GMT
#31
this is an obvious joke, i feel bad for the op .
l e m a j
Vo-
Profile Joined November 2004
United States435 Posts
December 22 2008 00:56 GMT
#32
I don't know what you guys are talking about this is hilarious. Troll or not I can't stop laughing.
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
December 22 2008 01:12 GMT
#33
Oh man, this would have an effect like an infested terran doom drop to finish OSL finals game 5
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
December 22 2008 01:23 GMT
#34
"I find you as attractive as TossGirl."
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
December 22 2008 01:24 GMT
#35
your love blinds me like a medic's flare

your presence makes me dumb as a dragoon

a thousand shots from siege tanks wouldn't compare to the moans we scream when we make love (you guys aren't too nerdy for sex, right?)



ilistis
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States828 Posts
December 22 2008 01:30 GMT
#36
The singularity range to my dragoon, with out you I'd lose something important like you.
"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."-William Faulkner *_*_*_Kolll FAN_*_*_*
TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
December 22 2008 01:41 GMT
#37
On December 22 2008 10:24 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
your love blinds me like a medic's flare


Oh wow...I totally forgot about upgrades....Hmm..
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
December 22 2008 01:51 GMT
#38
It's kinda unfortunate that you've been ensnared though
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
December 22 2008 02:59 GMT
#39
TROLL
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
December 22 2008 03:18 GMT
#40
On the bright side if things don't work out a judge would probably anull the marriage if she had footage of you doing this..
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
December 22 2008 03:29 GMT
#41
You're the gas of my hive tech...I can't do shit without you.
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hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
December 22 2008 07:45 GMT
#42
lol "i cant do shit without you"
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
December 22 2008 08:15 GMT
#43
LOL i played u on east yesterday
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
December 22 2008 19:45 GMT
#44
On December 22 2008 12:29 funkie wrote:
You're the gas of my hive tech...I can't do shit without you.


That's fucking amazing.

On December 22 2008 17:15 food wrote:
LOL i played u on east yesterday


Haha. Banged?
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9107 Posts
December 22 2008 21:44 GMT
#45
Hahaha that overlord-muta one made me lol.
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
December 22 2008 21:49 GMT
#46
I would have ensnared you sooner but I didn't want to lower your movement speed.

Alternatively

I would have ensnared you sooner but it cost too much.
TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
December 23 2008 05:54 GMT
#47
On December 23 2008 06:49 Durak wrote:
I would have ensnared you sooner but I didn't want to lower your movement speed.

Alternatively

I would have ensnared you sooner but it cost too much.


LOL

I love you dude. Haha.
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
December 23 2008 06:44 GMT
#48
You are the overlords to my army, without you I can't reproduce any further.
Hyperbola
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2548 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-23 07:32:56
December 23 2008 07:32 GMT
#49
I got a couple:

When I first saw you, it was as if an EMP hit my shields and a nuclear launch was detected in my pants

Into the pipe, five by five, my friends and I never had so much together

We have both run out of childhood and soon the merging will be complete

:/
####
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
December 23 2008 09:34 GMT
#50
On December 22 2008 11:59 shavingcream66 wrote:
TROLL


no no EPIC TROLL
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