With the new season starting, everyone is trying frantically to get up the ladder as soon as possible. i'm here writing my new guide that can get you to the top of the ICCUP ladder easily. If executed well and often enough can get you to B- minimum. I've been trying this strategy out and I think this can work well.
Everything is standard, you go for standard builds against both races, 9 pools work the best however. After you get about 6 zerglings, try to rush up his ramp and kill all his units. If this doesn't work. Pause the game, download as many torrents, video files, etc. as you can. This will cause an incredible amount of lag
If he tries change the latency to extra high, lower it back down to low. This is where it gets tricky. If he tries to drop you, pause all the downloads to return to normal latency. Every now and then, pop them back up. This will cause them to often leave the game in frustration. In this case you have won. If they disregard that and go for the kill just let the stuff download until he has no choice but to drop you.
I'm currently A+ rank so far with a 67-1 record. The loss was from me having to quit to go to my Girlfriends house for an orgy (High ICCUP ranks turn girls on!).