EPThttp://www.soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=262595
This bitch deserves a furious and fiery cock slap to the face. "HELP, I'm getting an A, I'm failing at life oh no~" Hold up, is this a serious thread? Just how badly do you want to push the Asian stereotype you little slut? You want to flaunt your grades that badly? What's that? Even your (once) proud and admiring parents have become so incredibly jaded by your outstanding grades that they don't even give a shit anymore? Well, I'll be damned. So you want to waste these poor internet denizens' time in order to boost your flattened ego! You create a phony "On no, I'm worried help me!" thread title to lure unsuspecting browsers. Secretly, you are dying with anticipation, smirking sinisterly, waiting for the inevitable praise and reassurance that yes, indeed, you are a fucking genius. Are you happy? Are you thrilled that random people are mollycoddling you, stroking your internet avatar's overblown, ego-inflated, imaginary twat?
I know, I know, maybe I've been spending too much time on TL where such nonsense would lead to auto-flame and closure. Yes, I know, Soompi warns people for using the word "shit".
But this is unacceptable. Posting a thread with such obviously evil, narcissistic intentions deserves to be righteously flamed. These Soompi residents are too nice, too bound to the rules; they're too polite and civil. They even encourage this ravenous, praise addicted, ego-junkie.
Somebody needs to flame this bitch, set her on fire, give her a much needed cock slap (a flaming cock if possible)... Oh, guess it's gonna be me.
-masami
Edit: Wow, what started out as a random, rather uncivilized rant has garnered a lot of unwanted attention and controversy. I totally understand the people that whole heartedly disagree with me (and flame me ;.
. Heck, even I disagree with myself on some level! After much pensive thought, I have come to a rather peculiar conclusion: I love typical Asian girls. More so than any other type of girl out there. The reason for my unfounded, highly irrational and obscene blog is... unclear, even to me. It may have to do with the fact that my previous girlfriend was a total workaholic and perfectionist; bitter memories, perhaps.
In another blog, created shortly after my own, the OP accuses me of a total lack of understanding: "So to OP of soompi girl rant, I can understand her motivation. Reason you can't is b/c you don't have the necessary catalyst. Everybody [who is not a total rotted shit](i think) comes across something they think they have to do. Cooking,music,art, going to korea to play OBN/OGN starleague. I'm sure Idra will be dissapointed if he practice 10+ hr per day, and loses a game to a practice partner. Why do i understand her need to succeed? Cuz 0. scholarship necesity, 1. I want to impress this very beautiful girl, 2. I want to prove that rock lee > neji, 3. I want to be top to be in medschool = become good surgeon = I Don't even know why i really want to go to medschool, jesus. Mainly, I just want a 4.0 to show off? cuz I didn't have in HS? I dunno...
ps - my roomate is exact oppoiste of me. 4,0 HS all throughout, ton of shit going on. Coll - doing shitty as hell."
Here is my response (and hopefully my last to clear this mess up):
"Hello. I never said I can't understand her motivation; In fact, I understand perfectly her motivation. And regarding my obscene language and profanity - I guess my filthy rant stemmed from the fact that I was just like her, and yet, as of now, I'm in the process of crashing and burning in the cruel sea of academic failure. I know, my blog was really overdone, but when I read that Soompi thread, I just became irrationally furious. Sure, everybody has different standards. Yeah, I understand that. In high school, I freaked out if I got a B+; the white kids were like, "Man, fuck you bitch!"
And yes, I'm Asian, so my parents wanted me to go to Harvard/Princeton/Yale and become a famous doctor/lawyer/businessman/CEO/rich guy/not even their son anymore but just a relative who earns a lot of money and we can brag to everybody about. Literally every waking moment of my life was plagued with, "Study!" or "Go to cram school!" or "Read!" or "It's 12 am, READ and DO MATH at the SAME TIME" or... you get the idea.
I came to University with a burning desire for knowledge and success. I worked on my essays like a madman (I'm a language major) - 4 hours every day, for 3 weeks. I get back my first essay on Plato and Odysseus which I toiled on until my fingers were cramping from excessive typing, and what is the little number I see? Oh wait, that's not a number, that's a D+! Great. And the TA's lonely comment: I don't agree with you. Well, that's just fine and dandy, thank you! You don't agree with my argument so you give me a D+. And that's where I began to lose my faith.
If I were to ever randomly run into Soompi girl, I would wholly commiserate with her. Because there was a point in time where I was just like her, stressing about the smallest things, working my ass off for more, more, more. I guess, for me, my rant is like a peculiar parent-child relationship clash, where the parent, upon seeing a quality of himself in his child - a trait which marred his perspective or crippled his morale and motivation - is accosted by unbearable sadness and illogical anger. Because I don't want bad shit to happen to other people, honest. I'm a nice guy...
Hell, that sounded incredibly hypocritical considering I just wrote that incredibly violent, vicious rant.
But anyway. Cheers to Soompi girl - I [painfully] wish her success."
In short, I offer my sincere apologies to anyone who was offended by my rather obscene blog. Thanks.
-masami
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