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My quest for an apartment

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Mooga
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States575 Posts
December 02 2008 04:31 GMT
#1
[image loading]


So, I guess I should explain...

I've been accepted to a job recently, and so I really needed a place to stay--preferably a place very close to my business' headquarters located in the middle of the city (you know, to reduce the commute time). So I look up the classified ads in the local newspaper, and I find a great deal on a penthouse for rent just a few blocks away from HQ!

So I decide to head on down there the next day to check the place out. I convince my friend to drive me down there in his 1996 Chevy Impala. So my friend picks me up around noon the next day, and I'm on my way to my new home! (or so I thought).

When we get there, I must admit I'm a little surprised at the ... different cultural flavor of the area. But I am not to be so easily deterred from such a good deal on a penthouse suite. So I walk into the lobby (I honestly wasn't very impressed at first glance), and I walk up to the counter and ring the bell for the receptionist. About 2 minutes later, she comes out.

The receptionist was ... to put it bluntly: intimidating. She was rather heavy-set, seemed to be missing a few teeth, and had a red bandana wrapped around her head. Before she says anything, I notice that everyone around me is looking at me strangely, almost to the point of hostility. Including her. So, to lighten the mood, and possible befriend these people, I knew I had to do something drastic. I picked up on the heavy southern(?) accent when I walked in, and I tried to emulate it as best as I could. When I finally gathered enough courage to speak I said, "Yo dawg, I see yo ad in tha newspapers," I noticed her still standing there staring at me intently so I continued, "So dawg, do you got any penthouse suites up in here brotha?" After a very long, tense moment, and what seemed like an eternity later, she replied bluntly, "Get the fuck outta here 'fore I beat yo ass!"

At that point, I sensed a lot of hostility around me in the lobby, and I decided to maybe try my luck another day. I quickly said "Sorry, my friend is calling me, hold on..." Then I quickly walk outside, pretending to take a call on my cell phone. When I got outside I saw a bunch of people staring at me and I sensed that something went wrong. I walked as calmly as I could back to my friend's Chevy Impala, and got in. I had decided that I would come back later. Hopefully I'll meet a different receptionist when I come back.

So now I need your guy's help. WHAT DID I DO WRONG??? Why is it that I was treated with such hostility and mistrust? Do you guys have any recommendations for how I should try to get the penthouse?

****
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-02 04:38:03
December 02 2008 04:36 GMT
#2
im willing to bet the part where you said the "yo dawg" thing is where you came off as an ass to these people

btw, lol @ cannibal corpse t shirt
that band would make me laugh at a funeral
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
December 02 2008 04:49 GMT
#3
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Moderator<:3-/-<
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-02 04:51:43
December 02 2008 04:50 GMT
#4
what did you do wrong? you mean besides changing who you are entirely out of fear just to fit in?this sounds like that steve martin movie where he marries queen latifah or some shit, just be yourself, when you try to talk ebonics or w/e your doing it sounds like your mocking them and its going to piss people off

and yeah this better be a troll lol or your gonna get shot soon
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 02 2008 04:51 GMT
#5
You are either trolling or obscenely dumb. Sorry to be blunt, but come on.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
December 02 2008 04:51 GMT
#6
I rated this with a solid 5.
Moderator<:3-/-<
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
December 02 2008 04:52 GMT
#7
next time get that guy to drive you to the penthouse interview

he seems to know whats up
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-02 04:54:04
December 02 2008 04:53 GMT
#8
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
December 02 2008 04:54 GMT
#9
On December 02 2008 13:52 BroOd wrote:
next time get that guy to drive you to the penthouse interview

he seems to know whats up


if he had that guy (i assume that you're talking about the guy in the car in the background) to ask you for the suite, you'll get it cheaper.
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Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
December 02 2008 04:54 GMT
#10
if i could rate this 100 stars i would
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
December 02 2008 05:01 GMT
#11
lmao
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
December 02 2008 05:16 GMT
#12
i cant stop lauhging hahahahhaa
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
December 02 2008 05:26 GMT
#13
hahaha i cant stop laughing after intothewows 150"
LOL and i noticed who was riding it omfg.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
December 02 2008 05:36 GMT
#14
HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
MuShu
Profile Joined March 2005
United States3223 Posts
December 02 2008 05:41 GMT
#15
Why couldn't you ask normally if there were any apartments available? XD
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
December 02 2008 06:12 GMT
#16
How stupid could you be? this best be troll.
Use it or lose it
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
December 02 2008 06:25 GMT
#17
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 02 2008 06:33 GMT
#18
LOLOL wow. You know, I think the huge flood of shitty blogs has finally stopped.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 02 2008 07:00 GMT
#19
LMAO that's so damn funny. I would have asked to talk to her manager or some shit man. An apartment is an apartment, and just cause the people there are assholes doesn't mean it's your fault or that you should back down. Go back there again and if you get the same kind of response ask to talk to someone else.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17726 Posts
December 02 2008 07:17 GMT
#20
art
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
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