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[H] Telling a girl you like her
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shavingcream66
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micronesia
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mikeymoo
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Ilikestarcraft
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Raithed
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EsX_Raptor
United States2801 Posts
i liked this chick for a long time but didn't do anything about it. i then pointed out to a good friend of mine that she was fine, and he looked at her. next thing i notice he goes up to her and asks her for her name and eventually her phone number. i got gged | ||
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CharlieMurphy
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micronesia
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On November 14 2008 13:33 CharlieMurphy wrote: Dude this is so fucked up!magic marker obscenities on her stomache and chest. | ||
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inlagdsil
Canada957 Posts
Trust me. + Show Spoiler + I suck so much at that I can't give you good advice. Just ask yourself if you really have to tell her, or what you hope to achieve by doing it. Is there any chance of her liking you back? What is your age-group? (is easier with younger people) EDIT @CharlieMurphy I tried that once and she ended up thinking the note was a joke. Too bad. Oh, and she died. | ||
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conCentrate9
United States438 Posts
On November 14 2008 13:27 shavingcream66 wrote: Need some quick tips guys. When and how do you do it? Just ask her out. If you've already done this, just follow your instincts and tell her on a date. If you can't even ask her out, then you just gotta forget she exists. | ||
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shavingcream66
United States1219 Posts
On November 14 2008 13:29 mikeymoo wrote: Context? Friend? Random? Good friend? met her a month ago, i think we've become pretty close friends, she's 2 years younger than me also, could I actually get some serious answers here | ||
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Mikilatov
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micronesia
United States24698 Posts
On November 14 2008 13:39 Mikilatov wrote: I think it's getting to the point where people are so sick of these blogs that serious answers aren't really what you should expect to get anymore. Where the hell are you getting that idea? | ||
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renegade_zerg
Korea (South)525 Posts
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Chef
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I expect you could just, I dunno, tell her. | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
On November 14 2008 13:35 inlagdsil wrote: I tried that once and she ended up thinking the note was a joke. Too bad. Oh, and she died. lol? makes it sound like the death was the result and the note was the cause hahaha | ||
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Antipathy
United States222 Posts
On November 14 2008 13:42 renegade_zerg wrote: I think if this continues.. teamliquid is gonna need a love help section under tourneys and strategy LOL - that's a scary thought. | ||
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Folca
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On November 14 2008 13:40 micronesia wrote: Where the hell are you getting that idea? From all the other shitty blogs, obviously | ||
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Insane Lane
United States397 Posts
There's no such thing as a shitty blog. | ||
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BanZu
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On November 14 2008 13:36 shavingcream66 wrote: met her a month ago, i think we've become pretty close friends, she's 2 years younger than me also, could I actually get some serious answers here If you want some serious answers put some effort into your post. | ||
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Straylight
Canada706 Posts
That'll complete the grade 2 experience you're creating for her. She'll like it. | ||
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TheYango
United States47024 Posts
On November 14 2008 13:56 Mastermind wrote: If you want some serious answers put some  EffOrt into your post.![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/tlpd/images/players/581.jpg) And yeah, I could probably find a better picture than the TLPD one if I tried. Thread officially derailed? | ||
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shavingcream66
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
On November 14 2008 13:30 Raithed wrote: get into her face and tell her. It's how i did it for my current gf ask her out is one of the easiest ways of telling a girl you like her. | ||
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Initial_H.C.
Canada560 Posts
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micronesia
United States24698 Posts
No you missed it! | ||
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clazziquai
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i think asking out is the dumbest thing.. i think that just get closer and closer and yeah...idk love is really weird imo. | ||
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Butigroove
Seychelles2061 Posts
On November 14 2008 14:12 clazziquai wrote: don't juts SAY you like her. i think asking out is the dumbest thing.. i think that just get closer and closer and yeah...idk love is really weird imo. Do exactly the opposite of this post. Stop being a pussy and tell her you really like her as more than a friend and ask her if she feels the same way, or something simple like that. There isn't a secret to it. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On November 14 2008 13:55 BanZu wrote: "I like you, do you like me?" "No" *punches him in the dick and walks away* Now kids, THAT'S why you can't do this! | ||
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QuietIdiot
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2.) smile. 3.) Say it. 4.) Succeed or fail. 5.) Move on. | ||
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Malongo
Chile3472 Posts
2) tell her how beautiful she looks, and show affection 3) try to get clues about her feelings, spend quality time with her 4) find right place and right time alcohol helps a lot. 5) dont rush it (lolz) try to be funny while doing 6) If posible dont say it but try to get some contact before some caress to her add quietidiot quicklist. ps if this works i demand to know. | ||
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On November 14 2008 13:33 CharlieMurphy wrote: Punch her in the chest, slap her face and ass then grab her by the neck and strangle her near submission. Pour scalding water onto her toes and break her pinky finger. Rip off her shirt and magic marker obscenities on her stomache and chest. Throw her down a loose gravel hill with catcii at the bottom and then slam 12 dildos into her at a ferocious speed. Leave her a note saying you like her. How do you tell a girl you don't like her? | ||
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SpiritoftheTunA
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if you know what i mean  | ||
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blue_arrow
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On November 14 2008 15:18 Fontong wrote: How do you tell a girl you don't like her? Bite her dick | ||
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Steelflight-Rx
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Steelflight-Rx
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SpiralArchitect
United States2116 Posts
2. Buy assless chaps. Girls love em 3. Wear the chaps and take the girl out to some restaurant named something like "Big Bills Balls of Meat" or something along those lines. 4. While your eating rip off your regular jeans to reveal the massively manly chaps beneath. Begin humping the air and signing her favorite song. 5. Ask her if "this does it for you" 6. Profit. | ||
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Equinox_kr
United States7395 Posts
On November 14 2008 14:12 clazziquai wrote: don't juts SAY you like her. i think asking out is the dumbest thing.. i think that just get closer and closer and yeah...idk love is really weird imo. Eh, no. I know a lot of girls are ridiculously insecure and unconfident with themselves that they won't believe that you like them unless they say it to you directly, like, "YOU GON' BE MA BITCH" | ||
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Azrael1111
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-slo.m1ke-
Slovenia352 Posts
On November 14 2008 13:55 BanZu wrote: "I like you, do you like me?" | ||
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LightRailCoyote
United States982 Posts
1) Walk up to her. This si important. If you trip and fall, she may laugh at you. Pity is never a feeling you want the object of your affection to have regarding you. 2) Open your mouth to speak: many people new to this will mumble out a proposition through closed lips. This is unacceptable. If she's to accept, she has to hear you, not become fluent in unintelligible noise. 3) Say some variation of the phrase "Would you like to go out sometime?" This is the big moment. You want to hold eye contact for this. Poor eye micro is not an option, cause if you stray out, she'll think you're a pussy. Only pussies have poor eye micro. | ||
IntoTheWow
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Klockan3
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On November 14 2008 16:55 LightRailCoyote wrote: 3) Say some variation of the phrase "Would you like to go out sometime?" This is the big moment. You want to hold eye contact for this. Poor eye micro is not an option, cause if you stray out, she'll think you're a pussy. Only pussies have poor eye micro. Some girls likes pussy though. | ||
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Ki_Do
Korea (South)981 Posts
wanna be me girlfriend? answer /hihi~ Some girls likes pussy though. yea they are called lesbians | ||
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Elvin_vn
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On November 14 2008 13:42 renegade_zerg wrote: I think if this continues.. teamliquid is gonna need a love help section under tourneys and strategy +1 on topic: 1- ask her out 2- when the mood comes, grow some balls and tell her 3- don't forget to bring protection | ||
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polarwolf
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HeadBangaa
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On November 14 2008 13:36 shavingcream66 wrote: met her a month ago, i think we've become pretty close friends, she's 2 years younger than me also, could I actually get some serious answers here Don't tell her. Just get drunk with her and see if she'll drunk-kiss you. Then you'll know. Failsafe is in the bag, "I was sooo drunk, sorry!" bingo. | ||
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micronesia
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CharlieMurphy
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YPang
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GHOSTCLAW
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if you go with this option, and they say no, then you're in trouble. Although you can just play to win xD | ||
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MoltkeWarding
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arb
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2 Then sing the following line over and over 2.5 "Cant you see i love you bitch?" 3 Make humping motions and try to have a group of African Americans near to do music. 4 ????? 5 Profit! | ||
CaucasianAsian
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GrayArea
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nemY
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On November 15 2008 10:19 GrayArea wrote: Has anyone ever had a girl tell you that they like you? Yeah. She was a whale though. | ||
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Klockan3
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On November 15 2008 10:19 GrayArea wrote: Has anyone ever had a girl tell you that they like you? My mother once said that to me  | ||
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CaucasianAsian
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On November 15 2008 10:19 GrayArea wrote: Has anyone ever had a girl tell you that they like you? yup, fucked her the next day. | ||
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GHOSTCLAW
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On November 15 2008 10:19 GrayArea wrote: Has anyone ever had a girl tell you that they like you? My Gf's ask me out. I'm not sure what I would do if they didn't ask me out (in general) | ||
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t_co
United States702 Posts
whatever you do just take it easy and enjoy her company. then one day, when you're in the theater with her, just take her hand, lean over and kiss her. s i m p l e | ||
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EsX_Raptor
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2. Walk up to her 3. Stand right in front of her and stare at her eyes (don't forget the eye micro previously mentioned) 4. Slowly... lift up one arm... lower the other... still looking straight at her... 5. ... and start doing the crotchmaster FBH dance 6. Then slap her in the face 7. Make a loud Ace Ventura noice 8. bang your chest like a gorilla 9. Kick the guy walking past you 10. And say you like her 11. ??? 12. Profit! | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
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haha | ||
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GrayArea
United States872 Posts
On November 15 2008 12:59 t_co wrote: buy her a secret gift, take her out to a movie, hell, take her to dinner and just pay for her, say you're feeling like a nice guy today or something. whatever you do just take it easy and enjoy her company. then one day, when you're in the theater with her, just take her hand, lean over and kiss her. s i m p l e At which point in the movie do you kiss her? Like during a boring scene, or when there is no dialog and just music or something, or like near the end of the movie, or before the movie starts? I mean like, you aren't gonna do it when there are machine guns shooting or like during some intense climax because that would just be weird, so at what point during the movie do you do it? | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
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Texas
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At which point in the movie do you kiss her? Like during a boring scene, or when there is no dialog and just music or something, or like near the end of the movie, or before the movie starts? I mean like, you aren't gonna do it when there are machine guns shooting or like during some intense climax because that would just be weird, so at what point during the movie do you do it? r u serious? thats not how it works lol. just kiss her when she looks into u eyes, no matter what happens in that stupid movie..if she refuses u lost, bad luck.. its 50/50. get some balls u dont go to the cinema to actually watch the movie anyway i dunno why this is such a big deal, hundreds of blogs of unsecure fags asking how to handle girls.. this is tl.net u geeks, ask anywhere else but not here lol | ||
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Klockan3
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On November 15 2008 18:18 Texas wrote: i dunno why this is such a big deal, hundreds of blogs of unsecure fags asking how to handle girls.. this is tl.net u geeks, ask anywhere else but not here lol Um, isn't it better to ask people who have had similar experiences rather than people who never have had problems with these kinds of stuff? | ||
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iNcontroL
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<-d riunk | ||
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micronesia
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Fzero
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1) Stand up. Sitting down is for pussies. 2) Walk up next to her when she is alone. 3) Begin the conversation (Yeah, you suck at this part. If you know her at all you can say anything at this point -- unless she's a bitch she'll answer you.) 4) Mention some place you wanted to go and ask if she wants to come. 5) When you get there, be nice and attentive. 6) Don't be a stiff, touch her and tell her how pretty she is. 7) If she gives you a look, you have two options: a) Explain yourself b) DONT 8a) She feels the same way 8b) She wants to leave 9a) Profit 9b) You're fucked. | ||
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Chef
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On November 15 2008 19:44 Klockan3 wrote: Um, isn't it better to ask people who have had similar experiences rather than people who never have had problems with these kinds of stuff? Absolutely not. Seriously. What a dumb question. | ||
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micronesia
United States24698 Posts
Some people who had the same problems as you learned how to overcome them, despite facing the same adversity. Some people never have the problems, but many aren't even conscious of how it is that they are better at avoiding these problems. | ||
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decafchicken
United States20022 Posts
On November 15 2008 10:19 GrayArea wrote: Has anyone ever had a girl tell you that they like you? yes. might have been something to do with the fact she was hammered. told her to fuck off because i have a g/f | ||
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Scorpion
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x89titan
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On November 14 2008 13:36 shavingcream66 wrote: met her a month ago, i think we've become pretty close friends, she's 2 years younger than me also, could I actually get some serious answers here not gona happen homie. she'll just think youre creepy and start avoiding you. | ||
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Frits
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ask her out and see how it goes | ||
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Chef
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On November 16 2008 04:41 Frits wrote: christ dont tell her you like her or shit like that, it will just make you seem much too eager or creepy ( http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=81546 ) ask her out and see how it goes OHMIGOSH HE USED TO L WORD (LIKE)! HE MUST WANT ME TO HAVE HIS BABIES! THIS IS TOO MUCH! *RUN* Seriously, lol. "I think you're a swell gal, let's go out sometime," is not that creepy. | ||
Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
show her | ||
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Frits
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On November 16 2008 05:44 Chef wrote: OHMIGOSH HE USED TO L WORD (LIKE)! HE MUST WANT ME TO HAVE HIS BABIES! THIS IS TOO MUCH! *RUN* Seriously, lol. "I think you're a swell gal, let's go out sometime," is not that creepy. its better to just ask her out without mentioning that you like her | ||
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Chef
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
On November 15 2008 13:57 EsX_Raptor wrote: 1. Grab your balls up 2. Walk up to her 3. Stand right in front of her and stare at her eyes (don't forget the eye micro previously mentioned) 4. Slowly... lift up one arm... lower the other... still looking straight at her... 5. ... and start doing the crotchmaster FBH dance 6. Then slap her in the face 7. Make a loud Ace Ventura noice 8. bang your chest like a gorilla 9. Kick the guy walking past you 10. And say you like her 11. ??? 12. Profit! Retard. Why should profit be the last step? My list goes: 1. Profit. 2. ???? | ||
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HooHa!
United States688 Posts
Get to know the girl, personally, not in a group setting. Although you gotta start off like that, and then just don't wimp out. You either make it or lose it, don't let them push you out. You make the break, kick their trash. You are the man, you do it. Be yourself for goodness sakes, don't just blubber and wimp. If its awkward, move on. You probably don't need to ask her out yet. Don't think of the girls as the one only one! That's what you do until you both figured out you love each other. If they say they like you first, than eff, you better follow up! I don't think my advice is good, but other people said better things. I just Bruce Lee it. | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
On November 16 2008 05:44 Rekrul wrote: do not tell her show her | ||
Ninja4ever.
France231 Posts
I'm still quite depressed about it. | ||
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