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shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-14 04:36:50
November 14 2008 04:27 GMT
#1
Need some quick tips guys. When and how do you do it? Any stories you'd like to share relating to your own personal experiences?

**
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
November 14 2008 04:28 GMT
#2
If all else fails you can fall into her vagina.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
November 14 2008 04:29 GMT
#3
Context? Friend? Random? Good friend?
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Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17727 Posts
November 14 2008 04:29 GMT
#4
/groans in agony
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
November 14 2008 04:30 GMT
#5
get into her face and tell her.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
November 14 2008 04:32 GMT
#6
i learned that lesson the hard way the other day.

i liked this chick for a long time but didn't do anything about it. i then pointed out to a good friend of mine that she was fine, and he looked at her.

next thing i notice he goes up to her and asks her for her name and eventually her phone number.

i got gged
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-14 04:33:51
November 14 2008 04:33 GMT
#7
Punch her in the chest, slap her face and ass then grab her by the neck and strangle her near submission. Pour scalding water onto her toes and break her pinky finger. Rip off her shirt and magic marker obscenities on her stomache and chest. Throw her down a loose gravel hill with catcii at the bottom and then slam 12 dildos into her at a ferocious speed. Leave her a note saying you like her.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
November 14 2008 04:34 GMT
#8
On November 14 2008 13:33 CharlieMurphy wrote:
magic marker obscenities on her stomache and chest.
Dude this is so fucked up!
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-14 04:36:37
November 14 2008 04:35 GMT
#9
Go to her parents and ask for her hand in marriage. Works every time.
Trust me.


+ Show Spoiler +
I suck so much at that I can't give you good advice. Just ask yourself if you really have to tell her, or what you hope to achieve by doing it. Is there any chance of her liking you back? What is your age-group? (is easier with younger people)


EDIT @CharlieMurphy
I tried that once and she ended up thinking the note was a joke. Too bad. Oh, and she died.
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
conCentrate9
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States438 Posts
November 14 2008 04:35 GMT
#10
On November 14 2008 13:27 shavingcream66 wrote:
Need some quick tips guys. When and how do you do it?


Just ask her out. If you've already done this, just follow your instincts and tell her on a date.

If you can't even ask her out, then you just gotta forget she exists.
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
November 14 2008 04:36 GMT
#11
On November 14 2008 13:29 mikeymoo wrote:
Context? Friend? Random? Good friend?


met her a month ago, i think we've become pretty close friends, she's 2 years younger than me

also, could I actually get some serious answers here
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
November 14 2008 04:39 GMT
#12
I think it's getting to the point where people are so sick of these blogs that serious answers aren't really what you should expect to get anymore.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
November 14 2008 04:40 GMT
#13
On November 14 2008 13:39 Mikilatov wrote:
I think it's getting to the point where people are so sick of these blogs that serious answers aren't really what you should expect to get anymore.

Where the hell are you getting that idea?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
November 14 2008 04:42 GMT
#14
I think if this continues.. teamliquid is gonna need a love help section under tourneys and strategy
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
November 14 2008 04:43 GMT
#15
Girls? You mean those things what with vaginas in 'em?

I expect you could just, I dunno, tell her.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
November 14 2008 04:47 GMT
#16
On November 14 2008 13:35 inlagdsil wrote:
I tried that once and she ended up thinking the note was a joke. Too bad. Oh, and she died.

lol? makes it sound like the death was the result and the note was the cause hahaha
Antipathy
Profile Joined June 2008
United States222 Posts
November 14 2008 04:49 GMT
#17
On November 14 2008 13:42 renegade_zerg wrote:
I think if this continues.. teamliquid is gonna need a love help section under tourneys and strategy


LOL - that's a scary thought.
"All give some, some give all"
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
November 14 2008 04:50 GMT
#18
On November 14 2008 13:40 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2008 13:39 Mikilatov wrote:
I think it's getting to the point where people are so sick of these blogs that serious answers aren't really what you should expect to get anymore.

Where the hell are you getting that idea?

From all the other shitty blogs, obviously
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
November 14 2008 04:52 GMT
#19
On November 14 2008 13:50 Folca wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2008 13:40 micronesia wrote:
On November 14 2008 13:39 Mikilatov wrote:
I think it's getting to the point where people are so sick of these blogs that serious answers aren't really what you should expect to get anymore.

Where the hell are you getting that idea?

From all the other shitty blogs, obviously


There's no such thing as a shitty blog.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-14 04:56:37
November 14 2008 04:55 GMT
#20
"I like you, do you like me?"
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
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