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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
November 06 2008 16:29 GMT
#1
Most work days, I'll head to the local D&D for coffee. Sometimes, it gets packed there, and today was one of those days, so the lot was full, there's a line to the door and you gotta park in the street.

However, that was too far of a walk for the female version of Jobba the Hutt, who decided to park her fancy little car in the handicapped spot, despite not having plates or a pass. Further agitating me, she was one of those obnoxious assholes who wears a bluetooth set and talks REALLY FUCKING LOUD. Everyone could hear this walrus' convo on line, and I'm right in front of her too.

So I get my shit and head outside and this dude parks in the spot next to her driver side. I'm drinking my coffee in the car, when I see the most glorious example of karma ever. The space was so tight that fatso couldn't fit in between the cars, let alone open her door. I roll down the window to hear her bitch and couldn't help but laugh. Then she stands there, with her sausage fingered hands on her enormous hips, pouting like a goddamned kid.

This bitch was delayed about 15 minutes til the guy came outside. Then, when she starts to bitch at him, he straight tells her to fuck off, gets in his car, deliberately takes his time and finally leaves after flipping her off one more time.

I love seeing assholes get a taste of their own medicine.

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Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
November 06 2008 16:31 GMT
#2
On November 07 2008 01:29 Hawk wrote:
Then, when she starts to bitch at him, he straight tells her to fuck off, gets in his car, deliberately takes his time and finally leaves after flipping her off one more time.


Dude's a fucking hero in my book
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Leath
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada1724 Posts
November 06 2008 16:33 GMT
#3
Lol, called for
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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
November 06 2008 16:34 GMT
#4
Hahaha.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Tonkerchen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
680 Posts
November 06 2008 16:38 GMT
#5
heheheheheh
best reaction of this guy ;-)
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LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
November 06 2008 16:43 GMT
#6
Haha, that guy is pretty awesome.
Chains none
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
November 06 2008 16:46 GMT
#7
rofl awesme
not enough fat ppl in china to get to see shit like that haha
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Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
November 06 2008 16:50 GMT
#8
That's hilarious! Hehe Jobba the Hutt hehe~
this is my quote.
Februarys
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Korea (South)259 Posts
November 06 2008 16:51 GMT
#9
haha man i thought u were going to say something like the bitch's car got ticketed by police but this is way better
Jaedong is the Hope of Zergs.
cujo2k
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada1044 Posts
November 06 2008 16:55 GMT
#10
hahahaha that is hilarious man
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DhakhaR
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United Kingdom721 Posts
November 06 2008 17:23 GMT
#11
haha awesome
masami.sc
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States445 Posts
November 06 2008 17:26 GMT
#12
hahahahaha she totally deserved it. karma at its best.
mmmmm...
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
November 06 2008 17:29 GMT
#13
haha Justice served LoooL!
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 06 2008 17:29 GMT
#14
amazing. The world sometimes needs more people like that guy xD
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jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
November 06 2008 17:33 GMT
#15
haha, I like that guy's style.
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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-06 17:45:45
November 06 2008 17:45 GMT
#16
this is funny the second time as well....loool that guys so balla he should get an award.

Edit: Lol you should have gone and offered to buy him a drink before he left.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
SirNeb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States243 Posts
November 06 2008 17:50 GMT
#17
love it
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
November 06 2008 17:51 GMT
#18
haha brilliant
Broken.Mind
Profile Joined December 2005
United States364 Posts
November 06 2008 18:11 GMT
#19
On November 07 2008 01:46 alffla wrote:
rofl awesme
not enough fat ppl in china to get to see shit like that haha


haha yea man half your people are starving?
U N D E R T H E I N F L U E N C E
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 06 2008 18:20 GMT
#20
Owned.
Peace~
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
November 06 2008 18:22 GMT
#21
On November 07 2008 01:46 alffla wrote:
rofl awesme
not enough fat ppl in china to get to see shit like that haha


Not enough fat people or not enough assholes (who happen to be fat)? Hmmm, interesting....
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
November 06 2008 18:22 GMT
#22
It would have been awesome if the story ended with "AND THE GUY WAS ACTUALLY INCONTROL"
Chains none
Straylight
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada706 Posts
November 06 2008 18:23 GMT
#23
On November 07 2008 03:11 Broken.Mind wrote:
haha yea man half your people are starving?


... what?
It felt like gravity.
klizzer
Profile Joined March 2008
517 Posts
November 06 2008 18:49 GMT
#24
5/5, would read again!
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
November 06 2008 19:00 GMT
#25
hahaha awesome
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
November 06 2008 19:26 GMT
#26
I hate just the fact people even try and park in a handicap spot when they themselves know they have no disability. Meh I always pull up to a parking lot and just park in the most decent parking spot open instead of roaming the areas by the door to look for a spot. My friends and mom hate it when I do that but shit if your not driving why the fuck complain...Just get off the fuckin car and walk. By the time you make it to the door of the place will still make up for the time it took me searching for a damn space up close for your convience....

Anyways besides that little rant this bitch had everything thrown back to her face...including the finger.
ya had ya shot kid!
MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
November 06 2008 19:36 GMT
#27
Damn that bitch got fucking owned, if I was that guy and saw what was going on, and if I didn't have anywhere to go I would just chill somewhere for a bit and call all my friends to come and we would all laugh at her. Hopefully she would get a ticket before they all come too. People like her deserve this kind of shit.
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
November 06 2008 20:15 GMT
#28
hahaha wow that is good
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-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
November 06 2008 20:21 GMT
#29
Haha that guy's a straight up badass.

If I saw some fat bitch park in a handicapped spot illegally I'd probably key the car.
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
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Toxic
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada233 Posts
November 06 2008 21:04 GMT
#30
<3 Karma
Yes.
xhuwin
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States476 Posts
November 06 2008 22:41 GMT
#31
hahahahah fantastic
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
November 06 2008 22:49 GMT
#32
I wish she'd gotten a fine too. That'd have been the only kind of icing she didn't want on the cake.
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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
November 06 2008 22:54 GMT
#33
that man deserves a medal.
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29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
November 07 2008 01:40 GMT
#34
justice has been served
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
November 07 2008 01:48 GMT
#35
she could have spent that 15 minutes eating donuts. i say this is good karma for her.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
November 07 2008 01:53 GMT
#36
Amazing. I wonder if it was deliberate?
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
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