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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 25 2008 11:27 GMT
#1
i went outside for a cigarette

i heard a thump outside about 10 minutes ago (this room is by the front door, curtain closed though), i figured it was the newspaper getting dropped on the porch

outside on the porch we have a table and two chairs. on the table is an ashtray and under the table is a plastic bag we throw the ashes in when the ahstray is full, when the bag is full, it goes in the garbage can.

i go outside and the ashtray is broken in like five pieces on the table, but the ashes and cigarette butts are nowhere to be seen, and the bag of ashes and butts is gone

what the fuuuuuuck

***
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
October 25 2008 11:32 GMT
#2
looks like you got owned by the butt burglar?
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 25 2008 11:33 GMT
#3
On October 25 2008 20:32 vGl-CoW wrote:
looks like you got owned by the butt burglar?


how did u find my house??? i told u i'm not gay!!!!
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
October 25 2008 11:37 GMT
#4
your butts were right there, wide open... almost like you wanted them to be taken by a stranger................
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
October 25 2008 11:45 GMT
#5
People actually snort ash.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 25 2008 11:47 GMT
#6
On October 25 2008 20:45 Spenguin wrote:
People actually snort ash.


not in wealthy white suburbia
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
October 25 2008 12:01 GMT
#7
Wait, so let me get this straight. The Crotchmaster had his Butts stolen.

Thats just wrong on so many levels.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
October 25 2008 12:03 GMT
#8
He never said he was the Buttsmaster.
returns upon momentous occasions.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
October 25 2008 12:18 GMT
#9
It destroyed my image of his divinity.

But on the bright side, I see great potential for an action mystery adventure.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
October 25 2008 12:27 GMT
#10
On October 25 2008 20:47 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2008 20:45 Spenguin wrote:
People actually snort ash.


not in wealthy white suburbia


stop pretending you are white
Moderator<:3-/-<
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
October 25 2008 12:37 GMT
#11
Wait wait wait. Your butt virginity was stolen!
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
October 25 2008 12:46 GMT
#12
On October 25 2008 21:27 IntoTheWow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2008 20:47 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On October 25 2008 20:45 Spenguin wrote:
People actually snort ash.


not in wealthy white suburbia


stop pretending you are white

The Crotchmaster is above any kind of ethnicity one could assign thee.
Oh no
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
October 25 2008 12:54 GMT
#13
so symbolic...
Jizz
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Australia224 Posts
October 25 2008 12:59 GMT
#14
Probably Dark Templars.

next time you hear a bum scan it. or put up a turret
I made this account before i knew what the name meant. I just thought it sounded coooool
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
October 25 2008 13:03 GMT
#15
Superman:Lex Luthor = Crotchmaster:Buttsmaster

Err, wait, I think you're the villain.
returns upon momentous occasions.
CFDragon
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States304 Posts
October 25 2008 13:12 GMT
#16
It'll sell for millions on eBay. One whiff of the Crotchmaster's butt will drive people crazy.
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
October 25 2008 13:38 GMT
#17
raccoon?
dats racist
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
October 25 2008 13:48 GMT
#18
raccoons stealing ashes... and cigs. hmmmmmmm wtf
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
October 25 2008 14:23 GMT
#19
On October 25 2008 22:03 HonestTea wrote:
Superman:Lex Luthor = Crotchmaster:Buttsmaster

Err, wait, I think you're the villain.

WRONG!!!

oh wait...
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
October 25 2008 14:33 GMT
#20
Well obviously someone wanted to be the buttmaster.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24680 Posts
October 25 2008 14:36 GMT
#21
It's the crotchmaster's scheme to collect insurance on the ash tray.

This can't compare to my story of the time I heart a thump (some of you already heard it). I'm in my living room. I hear a loud thump or two. I look out the living room window and there are two cars on my lawn (one of them being mine) and lots of brick.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
October 25 2008 15:12 GMT
#22
wind blew the bag/ashes away? i dont know why the ashtray would be broken tho... maybe it froze and cracked? :O
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
October 25 2008 15:26 GMT
#23
Out of this blog he is the only person to not try and make a dig at Fakesteve.

I salute you.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
OGzan
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States289 Posts
October 25 2008 15:30 GMT
#24
Coming this summer, Crotchmaster and the Golden Butts
(Zan) :: http://www.twitch.tv/byzantiumsc :: Terran Player currently teamless ::
Ohforf
Profile Joined July 2008
Singapore80 Posts
October 25 2008 15:40 GMT
#25
Do not resist. we are the buttborg. any attempts to throw said butts away will be met by forcibly breaking-and-entering. And painful assimilation. thank you.
Deus escreve certo por linhas tortas. L'heroisme tombe au niveau de debrouillage.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 25 2008 17:25 GMT
#26
Lol
Peace~
Jaeden
Profile Joined September 2008
Romania1489 Posts
October 25 2008 17:38 GMT
#27
On October 25 2008 21:59 Jizz wrote:
Probably Dark Templars.

next time you hear a bum scan it. or put up a turret


lmao
Boxer: " Lee Jae Dong is the best player. He`s all about the micro; he`s the player which has the most amazing control"
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7218 Posts
October 25 2008 18:07 GMT
#28
On October 25 2008 22:48 29 fps wrote:
raccoons stealing ashes... and cigs. hmmmmmmm wtf



!!
Entusman #12
Tibs
Profile Joined October 2006
United States148 Posts
October 25 2008 18:23 GMT
#29
On October 25 2008 20:47 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2008 20:45 Spenguin wrote:
People actually snort ash.


not in wealthy white suburbia


Rofl. Just rofl right there.
- FT.aCt)Sony -
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
October 25 2008 18:58 GMT
#30
On October 25 2008 21:59 Jizz wrote:
Probably Dark Templars.

next time you hear a bum scan it. or put up a turret


what if hes zerg
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-25 18:59:24
October 25 2008 18:59 GMT
#31
On October 25 2008 20:47 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2008 20:45 Spenguin wrote:
People actually snort ash.


not in wealthy white suburbia

You sure?]
tube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1475 Posts
October 26 2008 01:40 GMT
#32
hey smoking is bad for you!
Two in harmony surpasses one in perfection.
Roxen000
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
1226 Posts
October 26 2008 04:23 GMT
#33
Smoke some more and see if the ashes/butts are stolen again, lol!
._.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 26 2008 05:45 GMT
#34
On October 26 2008 00:40 Ohforf wrote:
Do not resist. we are the buttborg. any attempts to throw said butts away will be met by forcibly breaking-and-entering. And painful assimilation. thank you.


hahahahahah i LOVE star trek jokes
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
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