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ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-16 19:08:09
October 16 2008 18:04 GMT
#1
I've decided to focus my blog... (for now, at least)I will be using my superior intellect to dissect everyone's favorite flash games!

Various important categories that I have picked will be examined such as music, graphics, and gameplay.

To get the ball rolling, I have picked a classic--the Pilsner Undress Game.
http://games-n-games.com/pilsner urquell - undress me.html

Pilsner has created an excellent advertising venture with this little flash game. It is simple, yet very addicting for obvious reasons:
[image loading]


The object is to get a high score, but it becomes harder and harder as the beers fall faster and the ladies lose their clothes.
[image loading]


Controls are fairly easy. You use either a mouse or touchpad to move your 6pack left and right.

There is only a tiny bit of strategy to the game. First of all, you should always go for the beer that is the lowest. Sometimes this can be a bit deceptive because they move at different speeds. Just make sure you anticipate them well.

Secondly, at certain milestones (every 2000 points) the game will pause, the ladies will shed an article of clothing, and the beer will fill up a bit. You can use this time to immediately move your 6 pack, perhaps to catch a bottle that you would otherwise miss. Just hold the mouse wherever you want to go during the pause.

The last bit of strategy to this game is all about the placement of your 6 pack. The idea is that you should always set yourself up for the next beer:
[image loading]

If no beers are coming down, just position yourself towards the middle.

Once you hit 10000 points, they drop their tops. At 12000, you win the game and get the full peepshow.

Alright, thats about it. I will be taking suggestions for the next review. If you think you have a cool flash game, or if you have one that you just cant beat, leave the name here and I'll pick the best one!

Cheers

*****
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Zuries
Profile Joined May 2008
United Kingdom156 Posts
October 16 2008 18:13 GMT
#2
that game is so annoying. Sometimes there's 2 at identical heights and u cant get them both
FUCK SALT
HotZhot
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Colombia677 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-16 18:14:16
October 16 2008 18:13 GMT
#3
Pics are broken (12000 points?)

Ninja edit?
I only smile in the darK [] sAviOr//JaeDong Fan 4 Ever ~ CJ Entusman # 7
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
October 16 2008 18:17 GMT
#4
I will not post any pictures 10k-12k pictures -.-

You have to work for those!
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
October 16 2008 18:18 GMT
#5
im totally playing this.. died at 9800
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
October 16 2008 18:44 GMT
#6
okay, now im disappointed
~chut~
Profile Joined September 2003
France1317 Posts
October 16 2008 18:57 GMT
#7
16300 and no full peepshow but the game is pretty nice !
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
October 16 2008 19:06 GMT
#8
:F

ok maybe no full peep.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-16 19:23:54
October 16 2008 19:18 GMT
#9
Title was deceiving... I wanted analysis of Flash's games!
EDIT: on second thought, I'm stupid.
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
Pangolin
Profile Joined March 2008
United States1035 Posts
October 16 2008 19:42 GMT
#10
This game is hard when you use a trackpad.
It's easier not to.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
October 16 2008 20:03 GMT
#11
WTF ANOTHER FLASH THING? i thought this was like GTR's post and i was expecting a review of Flash the terran's game
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
ScarFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1175 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-16 20:34:07
October 16 2008 20:33 GMT
#12
My computer said a script was running and making my computer show due to this game, asked if I wanted to end it. I said yes. It than randomly began cycling between the three girls, who were all naked.

Did I win?
Can you dig it?
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
October 16 2008 21:03 GMT
#13
fapfapfap
Bond(i2)
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada926 Posts
October 16 2008 21:27 GMT
#14
fuuuuck i keep dying at just under 10k every time, THIS IS RIGGED
roses are red violets are blue, Im schitzophrenic and so am i
capek
Profile Joined September 2008
United States585 Posts
October 16 2008 21:39 GMT
#15
100% expected to see a critique about how flash was sucking.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
October 16 2008 22:57 GMT
#16
On October 17 2008 05:33 ScarFace wrote:
My computer said a script was running and making my computer show due to this game, asked if I wanted to end it. I said yes. It than randomly began cycling between the three girls, who were all naked.

Did I win?


LOL SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME
Hates Fun🤔
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
October 16 2008 23:35 GMT
#17
Yeah I thought you were gonna discuss flash the player. game seems fun though
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-16 23:40:14
October 16 2008 23:39 GMT
#18
Is this what you do during your free time?
+ Show Spoiler +
Wow

Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
October 17 2008 00:30 GMT
#19
On October 17 2008 06:27 Bond(i2) wrote:
fuuuuck i keep dying at just under 10k every time, THIS IS RIGGED

Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
October 17 2008 00:51 GMT
#20
lol i've already played this years ago. Was so frustrated I could never fully undress the middle girl. Got it one day though. Was noice.
I know where my towel is.
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