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chapter one
OKAY MY FRIENDS LET ME ALL TELL YOU A STORY PASSED DOWN THROUGH MANY GENERATIONS. IT WAS NOT MY TIME, NOT YOUR TIME, BUT A TIME LONG AGO.
IN A REMOTE VILLAGE SLIGHTLY INLAND FROM A REMOTE COAST, THERE LIVED A GIRL. BUT THIS WAS NO AVERAGE GIRL. SHE WAS SHORTER THAN AVERAGE. BUT WHAT SHE LACKED IN HEIGHT, SHE MADE UP FOR IN WEIGHT. THESE ATTRIBUTES BESTOWED THE PRESTIGIOUS EPITHETS FAT AND MIDGET. THUS, THE GIRL WAS GIVEN THE NAME FIDGET. WHICH SHE DID ALOT TOO.
ONE DAY, FIDGET WAS TAKING HER MORNING WALK THROUGH THE REMOTE VILLAGE, WHEN SHE HAD THE SUDDEN IMPULSE TO TWITCH, AS FIDGET OFTEN DID. THIS FIDGET, HOWEVER, WAS THE MOST VIOLENT IN CENTURIES OF HER SPHERICAL BODY'S EXISTENCE. THE WAVES OF MOTION COMPOUNDED THROUGH HER MANY LAYERS OF RICH, THICK FLAB AND RESONATED THROUGHOUT THE VILLAGE. IN AN INSTANT, THE SLIGHTLY INLAND VILLAGE WAS OBLITERATED. SHE NO LONGER HAD A PLACE TO LIVE, AND THE MANY WHO HAD WORSHIPED HER FOR HER CORPULENCE AND STUBBINESS HAD PERISHED. SHE HAD TO FIND A NEW HOME, A NEW VOTER BASE.
Thus began her epic quest.
 
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:o You sir have a masterful grasp of literary devices and plot development.
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I have no idea what the fuck is going on but the caps lock has got me with suspense and excitement.
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Fat + Midget = FIDGET! rofl lamo! Keep going!
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My attention has been grabbed...
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This guy reminds me of Ernest Hemingway.
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Everyone reminds you of Hemingway! Hahahaha
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too..much...shouting...in....head.....
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I don't think I can truly identify with the main character.
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DON'T PUSH HIM GUYZ HE'S JUST GONNA GET A BOOK DEAL AND LEAVE A HUGE CLIFFHANGER
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I wonder if it will be as successful as Micronesia's book.
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On October 10 2008 01:37 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
Everyone reminds you have Hemingway! Hahahaha
Lol yeah but OP especially!! Look at the brilliant writing and usage of language.
On October 10 2008 01:51 paper wrote:
DON'T PUSH HIM GUYZ HE'S JUST GONNA GET A BOOK DEAL AND LEAVE A HUGE CLIFFHANGER
rofl
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On October 10 2008 01:34 Ozarugold wrote:
My attention has been grabbed...
caps lock tends to do that I suppose >.>
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The backstory of our favorite lovable oaf sarah palin?
Intriguing...
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