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I broke someones jaw last night - Page 4

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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 24 2008 03:14 GMT
#61
lol yeah more details plz gj btw :D
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
August 24 2008 03:18 GMT
#62
lol this was not what i was expecting when i read the title

good job, i wouldve taken the kid and thrown him out of the window for everyone to see, haha
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
August 24 2008 03:22 GMT
#63
Maybe he got too drunk to remember
boss420
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Cyprus109 Posts
August 24 2008 03:24 GMT
#64
no it was not my sister, thank god.
Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
August 24 2008 05:06 GMT
#65
Should have broken multiple jaws.
Super serious.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 24 2008 06:33 GMT
#66
On August 24 2008 07:25 boss420 wrote:
ill make it shorter

my sister had a party, and i caught 3 people having sex in my bed.. and one of the guys had the nerve to call me a "little bitch" for flipping out so i kind of lost it and punched him, and ended up breaking his jaw .

i feel bad about doign what i did, but i got caught up in the situation.. what would you guys have done?

WTF I WOULD HAVE WHIPPED OUT A BASEBALL BAT AND SMASHED BOTH THEIR FACES IN!!!!
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And then had sex with the girl myself..
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
August 24 2008 06:37 GMT
#67
On August 24 2008 08:17 Rekrul wrote:
(this is assuming it was 1 guy 2 girls)

if there was some homo shit going on in your bed then you should have broken all their jaws

hahaha
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
August 24 2008 07:52 GMT
#68
cool story bro
RIP Aaliyah
inb4RUSH
Profile Joined July 2008
Sweden85 Posts
August 24 2008 12:13 GMT
#69
I dunno about Cyprus but in Sweden you can throw people out of your house/flat/whatever as long as you live there, it does not matter if another person of the household has invited someone or not.

Hitting a guy in the face because he called you a "little bitch" is also known as assault.
Can't blame you though, I would have done the same thing.

Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
August 24 2008 13:08 GMT
#70
Don't feel bad. He's the little bitch for using your bed without permission.
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
August 24 2008 16:58 GMT
#71
On August 24 2008 09:10 boss420 wrote:
it was 2 guys 1 girl
and as long as rekrul agrees with me, then i know i made the right decision.


chriiiist

That is a fucking disturbing thought. I know I would've smacked him as well. He should've apologised, getting mad at you definately justifies his broken jaw, fuck him.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
August 24 2008 17:01 GMT
#72
Still, try to smack people in the stomach when you can, hitting people in the face gives a lot of unnecessary drama. Smack the air out of someone and he knows who's boss. IF he tries to come at you after that just hit him in the kidney, hard, but try to avoid the face. If you aim too high you might end up killing someone.
inb4RUSH
Profile Joined July 2008
Sweden85 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-24 17:45:21
August 24 2008 17:44 GMT
#73
On August 25 2008 02:01 Frits wrote:
Still, try to smack people in the stomach when you can, hitting people in the face gives a lot of unnecessary drama. Smack the air out of someone and he knows who's boss. IF he tries to come at you after that just hit him in the kidney, hard, but try to avoid the face. If you aim too high you might end up killing someone.


Hitting a guy in the torso can do some serious damage aswell, if you're really afraid you are going to kill someone it's best to not use violence at all. Also the chances of an average joe killing someone by hitting them in the face is pretty slim at best.

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