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Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
August 17 2008 04:35 GMT
#21
On August 17 2008 13:34 SCC-Faust wrote:
GAWD.

If only people could think before they type lol.


You wouldn't be in this situation if you had taken your own advice before posting this blog.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-17 04:39:14
August 17 2008 04:38 GMT
#22
On August 17 2008 13:35 Energies wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2008 13:34 SCC-Faust wrote:
GAWD.

If only people could think before they type lol.


You wouldn't be in this situation if you had taken your own advice before posting this blog.


So you mind on telling me what should be changed to make people realize my point?
I was pretty vague, it was a paragraph of "I had my first cigarette and beer" in a summary.

People just took that and danced with it to create a "Faust thinks he is cool teenager because he uses booze." Maybe that is how some people interpreted it, but now that I reposted information pertaining to the subject and that is clearly not the case.

I wouldn't be in this situation either if people knew that I had common sense too, but I guess they are too arrogant to give me that. Kind of insulting to me actually.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-17 04:45:37
August 17 2008 04:41 GMT
#23
But I really kind of assumed all this was common sense because typing a paragraph about a fun night is better than getting all technical when someone wants to bring the flames in.

Sorry. It's a cultural difference, because that just isn't a rite of passage to me. Enjoy your.. manhood.. I guess.

I wouldn't be in this situation either if people knew that I had common sense too, but I guess they are too arrogant to give me that. Kind of insulting to me actually.

People automatically became hostile when you talked about how cool it was that some guy heckled these fat people from within ear shot. Not because we have sympathy for the fat people, but because it's just a douchey thing to do.
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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 17 2008 04:45 GMT
#24
On August 17 2008 13:41 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
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But I really kind of assumed all this was common sense because typing a paragraph about a fun night is better than getting all technical when someone wants to bring the flames in.

Sorry. It's a cultural difference, because that just isn't a rite of passage to me. Enjoy your.. manhood.. I guess.


It was my fault I guess for posting something so misleading.

Usually when I post this stuff on other forums I don't get insulted right away, people have the respect and decency to ask why I did something if they felt it was wrong or unjust. But I don't think it was really a lack of indecent behavior, just a lack of maturity. Quoting posts that right after I explained myself shows they made a zero effort to even listen to me, and just want to pour gasoline in the fire.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
August 17 2008 04:47 GMT
#25
On August 17 2008 13:38 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2008 13:35 Energies wrote:
On August 17 2008 13:34 SCC-Faust wrote:
GAWD.

If only people could think before they type lol.


You wouldn't be in this situation if you had taken your own advice before posting this blog.


So you mind on telling me what should be changed to make people realize my point?
I was pretty vague, it was a paragraph of "I had my first cigarette and beer" in a summary.


That's just it, the blog could have gone in a different direction if the title was "I went to my first party" or something along those lines, as it currently stands it just appears as nothing but an ill informed view of manhood, regardless of your intentions.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 17 2008 04:49 GMT
#26
On August 17 2008 13:41 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
People automatically became hostile when you talked about how cool it was that some guy heckled these fat people from within ear shot. Not because we have sympathy for the fat people, but because it's just a douchey thing to do.


I never said it was cool.

I just mentioned that he was doing this.
Then I said "The whole experience was a blast".

By the "whole experience" I didn't mean when John was making an ass out of overweight people, I just meant the party in general. I know that John being a jackass is irrelevant to my night, but I'm extremely exhausted and I was going to post how my whole night went even after my first cigarette + alcohol, because I met some great people and we ate some barbeque, but I started with John calling fat people fat and stopped there.

Although I can see how someone would misinterpret it, but that doesn't mean anyone should load up their catapult with elementary insults.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-17 04:50:55
August 17 2008 04:50 GMT
#27
ive never had any alcohol or cigarettes in my life (both my parents are smokers, they told me from a young age NEVER to start and although they dont smoke as much as they used to, they still do everyday) but i dont think you are any more or any less cool than someone else who does or doesnt try it.

but hahaha heckling those fat chicks did sound funny. if you had been making fun of someone with that was mentally ill or something it would have been different, but laughing at fat bastards is ok by me since they choose to live unhealthy

btw, how old are you?
HEY MEYT
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
August 17 2008 04:52 GMT
#28
On August 17 2008 12:46 Ecael wrote:
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On August 17 2008 12:33 ahrara_ wrote:
Drinking and smoking and being a dick does not make you a man.

It is only missing out the key part in waking up next to a girl you don't know, perhaps one can consider him 1/2 of what a man should be?

naw your missing it by like 999/1000ths
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
August 17 2008 05:04 GMT
#29
Wow what a kid.
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Astrogation
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States477 Posts
August 17 2008 05:11 GMT
#30
Cigarettes are the root of all evil =[
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
August 17 2008 05:14 GMT
#31
On August 17 2008 13:28 SCC-Faust wrote:
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On August 17 2008 12:51 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
What this blog describes is generally referred to as "dipshit." About as manly as people who yell "Faggot!" from their moving car at people waiting at the bus stop. Great, loser.


Of course the internets isn't an easy place to make translations - and not everyone has a sarcasm detector hooked up to the USB. But when I say "man" I do not literally mean I have ascended into adulthood and now take the responsibilities of what society depicts as a man model figure. Maybe my blog was misleading since the general consensus of the people reading it are taking it seriously.

Everyone has that "first" cigarette and alcohol drink in their lifetime. That is something most people remember, not because it is a good experience, or because it makes them "cool". It is just a transcending moment of time where you are being introduced and using substances or other paraphernalia that imprints the memory of stepping up from "Soda" to the "Beer". I can sit here and reminisce about my first Soda, when my parents finally decided I can try some delicious fizzy soft drink, and I absolutely hated it. Now I drink Soda everyday and love it.

I know this isn't a blog that people will give a real damn about, but it was important to me, as an experience. It seems like everyone is jumping into the scene of pseudo-rebellions who oppose rebellious behavior as a new "trend". Because the silly thing is I never said that these beverages or cigarettes are a sign of higher maturity, or give me a stature of "coolness".

But I really kind of assumed all this was common sense because typing a paragraph about a fun night is better than getting all technical when someone wants to bring the flames in.

i buy what you're saying. and tbh, i don't mind drinking/smoking.

but your post still implies that being a dick is cool and acceptable. ya dude, i have a problem with that.
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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 17 2008 05:18 GMT
#32
On August 17 2008 14:14 ahrara_ wrote:
but your post still implies that being a dick is cool and acceptable. ya dude, i have a problem with that.


No, I never implied being a dick is cool and acceptable.

I said that some dude called fat people fat. I did not condone it. I did not agree with it. I did not think it was cool. I said the whole experience was great as a whole. I did not mean that some guy dicking it to overweight people was awesome and now I feel lewd and sexy as a rebellious teenager. I am not a sociable person but I had a great night with my cousins and people I haven't met before. It is a great feeling to go from staying inside all day watching Maury and dieing of boredom to meeting people, having someone to talk to, and trying new things.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
August 17 2008 05:19 GMT
#33
After reading the OP "zomg I rule at halo theres no auto-aim wtf u talking about" ran through my head.
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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 17 2008 05:26 GMT
#34
On August 17 2008 13:47 Energies wrote:

That's just it, the blog could have gone in a different direction if the title was "I went to my first party" or something along those lines, as it currently stands it just appears as nothing but an ill informed view of manhood, regardless of your intentions.


Just because someone names a blog "I'm a Man Now", or anything else does not mean that they are writing it in a denotational form. People on the internet do not take everything they read as a literal translation. I know this is not Huckleberry Finn and we are not going to discuss the metaphors, symbolic meanings, and all the other literary devices found in that book. But people take everything they see on the internet with a grain of salt, and for good reason too. But when a blog is created that does not make literal sense, maybe people should take a hint it shouldn't be taken literally. I may be a consistent failure in English, but I realize that Machine does not literally mean that Dino has "X-Ray vision", as blatantly obvious as it is, just as I don't mean I'm literally a "man" now because of using a cigarette and alcohol.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
August 17 2008 05:32 GMT
#35
Your post gives us the impression that it was fun doing stuff like this whereas everyone (almost) thinks otherwise. Those last two sentences didn't help.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20090 Posts
August 17 2008 05:42 GMT
#36
wow chill the fuck out guys...he's just happy he finally got drunk and smoked a cig. meh i havent and wont smoke cigarettes, but hey you're first time drinking should be a memory
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 17 2008 05:43 GMT
#37
Yeah, that is almost too true now.

But that shouldn't be the case now that I've explained what I truly meant.
Of course like I said though, if something seems to not make sense, then it is probably not something that can be translated literally.

Maybe my next blog should be about my adventures of when my mother was actually the tooth fairy and she turned me into a purple elephant so I could sail the seven seas to rescue my father who was actually from the planet Mars, where people are grown underground and maintained so they can breath fire through their ear holes so that we can end global warming.

Of course this blog isn't something that someone in 2nd grade can say "Oh, he doesn't literally mean he is now ascending into manhood!" Or "Oh, he now thinks that this night was a blast due to trying taboo substances!" But I always assumed Teamliquid's general consensus was a bit more mature than your average person.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-17 05:49:38
August 17 2008 05:48 GMT
#38
Faust.

I'm sorry to say this... but </3.

I thought you were better than that -_- You disappoint me!
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Ecael
Profile Joined February 2008
United States6703 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-17 05:51:47
August 17 2008 05:50 GMT
#39
Shouldn't be simply because Teamliquid's general consensus was a bit more mature than your average that you are getting the responses that you got? The responses before you explained yourself can only be attributed to the OP, the quality of which isn't spectacular. That naturally lowers the level of the following posts, as the higher maturity leads to a lack of respect of qualities displayed in the OP. Rather than questioning maturity, you are better off asking why people are so judgmental, as to that I have no idea, but the fact that this is in blogs section probably means people are going to a lot laxer in the kind of stuff they dish out here.

The replies after you have explained yourself simply points to the lack of reading beyond the OP, I think the facebook thread is a good enough demonstration of how common that is. As for how much sense the post made, it made just enough sense to be borderline of a serious reply.

EDIT - Oh, and if you could, do write a blog on that kind of topic, I do love reading others' creative writing~
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
August 17 2008 06:23 GMT
#40
What makes a man? The power between his legs? The ability to oil change a car? Taking responsibility for you pregnant girl? You become a man when you can't be any more manly.
this is my quote.
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