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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 08 2008 17:26 GMT
#1
I know this blog is really new and stuff but...

+ Show Spoiler +
There is a girl moaning really loud in my brothers bedroom and there is lots of banging. He is only 15 and it isn't his girlfriend. How do I deal with it.



*****
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43584 Posts
August 08 2008 17:28 GMT
#2
Camera?
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
August 08 2008 17:29 GMT
#3
Tell him his girlfriend is on the phone.
Kk.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 08 2008 17:29 GMT
#4
I'm watching television really loud but I can't get the shit that just happened out of my mind.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
August 08 2008 17:29 GMT
#5
ARE YOU FUCKEN SERIOUS?

OH SHIT

THAT KID IS GETTING SUM
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 08 2008 17:30 GMT
#6
On August 09 2008 02:29 Mickey wrote:
ARE YOU FUCKEN SERIOUS?

OH SHIT

THAT KID IS GETTING SUM


I hope he gets AIDS. Or gets her pregnant.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
August 08 2008 17:33 GMT
#7
On August 09 2008 02:30 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2008 02:29 Mickey wrote:
ARE YOU FUCKEN SERIOUS?

OH SHIT

THAT KID IS GETTING SUM


I hope he gets AIDS. Or gets her pregnant.

Why the hate?

If he has a girlfriend, and he's cheating. He's going to get what's coming towards him.

SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 08 2008 17:34 GMT
#8
It isn't just that.

I don't want to hear my brother fucking extremely loud when I'm playing Starcraft.
In fact, I never want to hear it.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
August 08 2008 17:36 GMT
#9
1. Video camera
2. Record
3. Upload
4. ??????
5. Profit!
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 17:42:33
August 08 2008 17:40 GMT
#10
Oh shit nevermind it is his girlfriend.

They came downstairs and she just said hi to me.

I didn't reply back but I gave a grin. Like the menacing grin of, "I know what you just did in my brother's room 10 minutes ago."
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
August 08 2008 17:41 GMT
#11
On August 09 2008 02:40 SCC-Faust wrote:
Oh shit nevermind it is his girlfriend.

They came downstairs and she just said hi to me.

I didn't replay back but I gave a grin. Like the menacing grin of, "I know what you just did in my brother's room 10 minutes ago."

I LOLED
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 17:54:27
August 08 2008 17:46 GMT
#12
Screw my life.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
August 08 2008 18:01 GMT
#13
Screw her?
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
karbon
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada137 Posts
August 08 2008 18:04 GMT
#14
On August 09 2008 02:36 Ryot wrote:
1. Video camera
2. Record
3. Upload
4. ??????
5. Profit!


qtf

On August 09 2008 02:40 SCC-Faust wrote:
Oh shit nevermind it is his girlfriend.

They came downstairs and she just said hi to me.

I didn't reply back but I gave a grin. Like the menacing grin of, "I know what you just did in my brother's room 10 minutes ago."


LOL!!
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9636 Posts
August 08 2008 18:12 GMT
#15
throw condoms at her.
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
August 08 2008 18:14 GMT
#16
dayum, fifteen? You should've made it awkward for them and as they came down the stairs you should've been like "High Five Man! Way to score one for the team!"
Retired BW Noob
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
August 08 2008 18:19 GMT
#17
On August 09 2008 03:14 StarN wrote:
dayum, fifteen? You should've made it awkward for them and as they came down the stairs you should've been like "High Five Man! Way to score one for the team!"


LOL Winner
Use it or lose it
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
August 08 2008 18:24 GMT
#18
Woulda been me... I woulda got naked and stormed in the room too ^^

Share the wealth Brotha! =)
w/e
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
August 08 2008 18:26 GMT
#19
HAHAHA SCC-Faust how old are you?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
August 08 2008 18:26 GMT
#20
You start building a little model farm and post the pictures on 2chan.
We make signature, then defense it.
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