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Woyn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United Kingdom1628 Posts
August 08 2008 21:35 GMT
#41
On August 09 2008 06:05 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2008 06:02 NastyMarine wrote:
Sounds like jealousy


[image loading]


STILL THINK IM JEALOUS?


I dunno about anyone else but I cant help but not look where its pointing but look where it begins..

Im a bad person
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 21:38:32
August 08 2008 21:37 GMT
#42
On August 09 2008 05:11 JacobDaKung wrote:
SCC-faust: ask for his apm

LMAO do it, i bet his peak will be at the end
edit: find his BO too!
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 08 2008 21:38 GMT
#43
Dude I was concealing their identity and showing you who she was.

I didn't realize I made some tit to mouth reference.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
August 08 2008 22:19 GMT
#44
run in the room and slap him as hard as you can on the ass and scream something random, like "OMG ZERGLING RUSH KEKEKEKEKE" then run away.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
August 08 2008 22:35 GMT
#45
man SC jokes get lame after awhile
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
August 08 2008 22:39 GMT
#46
This thread makes me horny...

I think I have a problem
w/e
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
August 08 2008 22:43 GMT
#47
On August 09 2008 06:38 SCC-Faust wrote:
Dude I was concealing their identity and showing you who she was.

I didn't realize I made some tit to mouth reference.

rofl

I have a brother who is 15 and if I heard this shit I would have no problem just walking in. However awkward it is for you it will be 10x worse for them.
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 23:10:48
August 08 2008 23:10 GMT
#48
Run in and scream 'CRYSTAL METH'!

OR; print out this picture and stick it under the door:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
August 08 2008 23:22 GMT
#49
lmao scc faust please don't stop posting stuff like this you're my favorite poster hahahaa.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
August 09 2008 00:09 GMT
#50
give credit where credit is due
HEY MEYT
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-09 00:24:28
August 09 2008 00:23 GMT
#51
On August 09 2008 06:38 SCC-Faust wrote:
Dude I was concealing their identity and showing you who she was.

I didn't realize I made some tit to mouth reference.

Yeah we all would have recognized her if you didn't do that.

But to that guy, you are a pretty good poster. But didn't you get banned once? Maybe not, but if so, it was undeserved.

Edit: That guy is none other than ... Frits! :D
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
RoC)Ninjah
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States238 Posts
August 09 2008 01:22 GMT
#52
LOL epic blog.

but seriously if that would be perfect timing to come hang out with me and tennis. I seriously doubt my 10 year old brother is getting any action but im not so sure about tennis's sister @_@
Much will win a title before his hair turns grey.
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
August 09 2008 01:39 GMT
#53
Dont be a cock block
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
August 09 2008 01:40 GMT
#54
On August 09 2008 05:14 shavingcream66 wrote:
I think the real question here is

[image loading]


lmfaooo....................

on a more serious note, ive had the same thing happen to me, even my mom was there and she just ignored it so i was like ._.;; ok i ignore it to.
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 09 2008 01:52 GMT
#55
On August 09 2008 10:22 RoC)Ninjah wrote:
LOL epic blog.

but seriously if that would be perfect timing to come hang out with me and tennis. I seriously doubt my 10 year old brother is getting any action but im not so sure about tennis's sister @_@


That'd be cool I need to get out of the house.

But I'd be pretty upset if Tennis's sister is getting laid and I'm not the guy in the bed. Don't tell him I said that though because then I'll probably not be able to walk within a 50 mile radius of her.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
August 09 2008 04:00 GMT
#56
On August 09 2008 03:26 Mickey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2008 03:24 InfeSteD[rA] wrote:
Woulda been me... I woulda got naked and stormed in the room too ^^

Share the wealth Brotha! =)

Dude...

NOT COOL


I agree with this one.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
August 09 2008 06:40 GMT
#57
please tell me you have something better to do faust
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 09 2008 09:51 GMT
#58
On August 09 2008 15:40 Caller wrote:
please tell me you have something better to do faust


Hey I had the choice of leaving my house or continue to play Starcraft while this took place and to be honest, no matter what the hell is happening in my house, it won't stop me from playing Starcraft. Although I think it caused me to lose a game on ICCup because my crappy ear phones could not produce enough sound to muffle that girl's moans.

But the funny thing is I don't think my brother should be worried that I know. My grandmother lives with us, but we have a pretty large house (around 25 rooms) and she lives in like her own section which has her own bedroom, kitchen, living room, since this house has been hers since before I was born and my father (who is her son) decided we should move here to take care of her. "Taking care of her" pretty much involves her extensive electric bill since she doesn't know how to turn her television off - and she is on the phone talking gossip with her 80 year old friends all day. But my father really didn't want to see her go to a nursing home, so it was a decision he made for the better I guess. And her living room is right under my brother's room. I'm assuming my brother thinks she is deaf or something, but knowing my grandmother, she must have known something was up because she brought the mail two hours later than usual from her side to our dining room.

Either way I bet he (my brother) will wake up in regret this morning, just realizing he didn't think things through.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
August 10 2008 13:38 GMT
#59
and my father (who is her son)


Haha this made be laugh lol, awesome.

Hmm, why are you telling us about your house/life?
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
August 10 2008 16:52 GMT
#60
What the crap, your house has 25 rooms? You live in a mansion?! Wow......
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