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I had to reformat again, NETGEAR has something against Vista and refuses to release drivers and all of my wireless adapters (accept for the one I borrowed from my friend which he used from his laptop which overheated and died, I guess it can't handle 3 days straight of Starcraft(games,live streams and VODs included) , Torrents, EPIC IRC and porn.
Anyways, I installed the sound drivers for realtek audio97 directly from the HP site (My old ass HP Media Center m1264n) as well as the display drivers. The display drivers immediately get to work and realize 'oh you have a WIDE SCREEN MONITOR lets get some resolution and shit.'
My audio drivers on the other hand are like 'lets hang out on the device manager because we're too cool for school, but DON'T SHOW UP IN THE CONTROL PANEL, then we'd actually do what we're supposed to.
Wait there's PICTURES!
Audio Drivers Chillin in Device Manager, the mysterious UNKOWNS and the zero audio hardware found.
HINT: CLICK THE IMAGE IF YOU CANNOT READ THE TEXT